QMUL chat!

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The other day some utter cretin had the nerve to tap me on the shoulder when I had headphones in and was mid-sentence in an essay, then proceeded to ask me what I study at Queen Mary etc. I was not ******* impressed.

Hmmm, I really should start doing some work on my presentation but it doesn't help the fact that I can smell chips in this computer room

Edit: Ffs stalker guy found me

Is he back?!

You really ought to report him to someone; I mean, he's almost as bad a stalker as me!

Yeah, he tried talking to me on Friday (but I ran off) and now he's talking about religion with me now. I'm trying to give one word answers but he's not getting the hint again, I might just say "look I got work to do leave me aloneeeeeeeee!"

I do have my umbrella with me though...

Eh, you have the umbrella skills, beat him!

Is he a bit...simple? Surely he should have realised that his affections aren't returned.

I believe my peripheral vision scoped you out in the library at rougly 11a.m on the 1st floor cubicles.

Yay or nay? Luls.

Yeah, but who still listens to The Libertines or Babyshambles (apart from me lol)?

Lol, I know but I'm at a major height disadvantage as was demostrated in Mile end station

Yeah, you could say that he's simple minded

But woo, got rid of him

i lost my brand new gloves
items lost so far at uni:
3x earrings
1x ring
3x gloves

pray tell, where is the lost property at QM?

It's in the canal

How did you get rid of him?!

I hit him somewhere with my umbrella

I told him that I wanted to do some work, even though I didn't do any in the end

Lol, is R Janes this Bob. Janes I hear about?

The umbrella would have been better; eye or crotch should do the trick!

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Hahaha, I went past Bob Janes' office today and the flamingo is still there!

Oh, how was the protest yesterday? It wasn't raining was it?

Woohoo, I might stop by there later

And no, it didn't rain. It was ****ing freezing though, I froze my nuts off

I've got my cooking grove back!