QMUL chat!

Uh huh; I'll sleep amazingly well tonight. Well, once I put new sheets on my bed!

Hmm, I might just go and steal those sheets for myself!

Lol, you don't know which sheets they are.

But I know allish! I will find it, don't you worry!

Meh, you'll never get my sheets! I'd fight to the death for them!

Alrighty then bring it onnnnnn!

You can't handle this right hurrr.

**clicks thrice**

*hides under a rock*

**drags Nitzy by legs**

I wondere were all the other QMULites are.

I superglued my hands to the rock, and it's a pretty big rock too!

They're probably doing work! Which I ought to be doing too! Whoops..

What's this silly thing called work?

Some equation, I forget what it is now..

The less you think og it the better.

That's good my brain right now is like this:

Mine doesn't even have a cactus.

Mine will die soon, due to the lack of water in my brain. I think I'll die looking like a prune.

Lol, meh, water is only good for tube journeys; the underground really dries my eyes out!

Unless the train jolts/does an emergency brake while drinking and then it happens to spill in the crotch area, it's not a good look.

I suffer from dry eyes, I think I should take up crying as my new hobby, so I won't get another eye infection.

Who's on about work?
I went to the pub