Mortified that I pooed the bed after drunken night out with my bf

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So went out with my bf last night and honestly I had never been so drunk in my life I gave him oral sex in an alleyway then puked after then when I fell asleep back at the hotel I woke up and my bf was mad he said i did a big poo in the bed I honestly have no memory of this other than I know I needed the loo when I got back but I passed out after I'm so horrified my bf has not spoken to me this morning i feel so embarrassed as I never been so drunk any advice?
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Never drink again.
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I don’t think faeces real.
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Fear and loathing in TSR 😂💩
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I don’t think faeces real.
It would be a shame if he dumped her
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It would be a shame if he dumped her
What a crap situation to be in.
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It's not so sh1tty! A blowy in an alley...that's near wifey material.
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What a crap situation to be in.
It sucks...and stinks too
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It sucks...and stinks too
Quite diarrhoealy.
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So went out with my bf last night and honestly I had never been so drunk in my life I sucked him off in an alleyway then puked after then when I fell asleep back at the hotel I woke up and my bf was mad he said i did a big poo in the bed I honestly have no memory of this other than I know I needed the loo when I got back but I passed out after I'm so horrified my bf has not spoken to me this morning i feel so embarrassed as I never been so drunk any advice?
Did you remember consenting to giving head because otherwise he's sexually assaulted you I would consider reporting him
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TSR titles just keep getting better and better
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TSR titles just keep getting better and better
Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.
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Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.
Unlike the bf's sheets, TSR doesn't need changing
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Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.
Well I'm glad I wasn't old enough to witness it
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and he wasn't grateful? smh
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This is actually quite a common problem my mate always ****ed the bed when he got mortal drunk
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