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you know the stuff... "my toddler could of done that" :yep:

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Mr J Pollock chucked paint around like at kindergarten. His works fetch $$$millions




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Catherine Tate Modern
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Catherine Tate Modern
:woo: fine work ROTL :congrats:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_art
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_Prize
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don't forget to clean your brushes

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Welcome to the House of Non-Fungibility - Madness

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I know **** all else about modern art lol
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Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia

After the rejection of Damien Hurst, it will be.... Sharks in a Drain

Tonight there's gonna be a Tate break

The Long Good Hockney
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Welcome to the House of Non-Fungibility - Madness

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-...ebys/100210772
:woo: this is one of your best ever J :congrats:

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Andy Warthog



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I know **** all else about modern art lol
:woo: very artistic BOO :congrats:

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Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia

After the rejection of Damien Hurst, it will be.... Sharks in a Drain

Tonight there's gonna be a Tate break

The Long Good Hockney
:rave: Your Ladyship goes from strength to strength !! :girl:

the people of Andorra andore your work :teehee:

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Senyores,
potser heu perdut les vostres espardenyes?
La gran Eudòcia, la noia dels pinsans,
ha trobat un parell sota la figuera a primera hora d’aquest matí.
Estaven al costat de la faixa d’un cavaller.
Si voleu reclamar aquest article,
acosteu-vos a la recepció i tingueu una paraula discreta amb Ginebra.
Els està cuidant al seu armari especial per a senyores,
juntament amb moltes peces de vestir de dona i instruments musicals,
i això.
Si voleu eliminar les taques abans d’emportar-vos les espardenyes a casa,
el Big G té un spray Cillit Bang i un robust raspall fregador.

Cosme Llorenç Morgadas

Subdirector adjunt de coses que falten i això


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your espardenyas ?
Big Eudòcia the finch girl found a pair under the fig tree early this morning.
They were next to a gentleman's faixa.
If you would like to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet word with big Ginebra.
She is looking after them in her special lady's cupboard,
along with many lady garments and musical instruments and that.
If you would like to remove the stains before taking your espardenyas home,
big G has a Cillit Bang spray and a sturdy scrubbing brush.

Cosme Llorenç Morgadas

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Picnic at Hanging Schlock

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It is 14th June 2021. A group of soft focus schoolgirls is enjoying an al fresco meal in the hot sunshine. Someone has attached some low quality paintings of toilets and that to a sinister volcanic outcrop nearby. One of the bolder girls ( played by Ms Agutter in the movie ) suddenly announces "if that is art then i am a vacuum cleaner" and hurls her Battered Prawns at the nearest canvas. The other girls join in and soon the paintings are covered in sticky M&S healthy options.
As the hot sun dries the extempore tempura tempera a tall figure descends from an achingly cool electric Porsche Cayenne which has drawn up next to the picnickers.
He gives the boldest girl a bin liner of cash and puts the newly improved artworks into the boot of his car.
Before driving away, the glamorous visitor says that he will shortly need a new muse and that the boldest girl is welcome to apply
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Good ol' Trace, she's a gift that never stops giving.
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Picasso at Hanging Rock

It is 1902 and some very attractive young ladies who caught the eye of feature film maker Peter Weir who was honestly in no way taking advantage of his power and status in an obviously manipulative manner that he dressed in flowing chiffon that was laughably implausible even as Australian schoolgirl wear of the early century meet at a rock for a light lunch. Pablo, an out of work indigent with a liking for young ladies himself and a famous chat-up line - "I am Picasso, the most famous man on earth - would you like to come to my apartment to be immortalised in paint?" - is painting one of his typical scenes, consisting of jumbled heads, a snake and some potter urns. One of the young ladies, J. Agutter, says "but kind sir, that is not art" - Pablo meets this comment with a snort of derision and refers her to his good friend Matisse, who he says refers to Pablo as the greatest man in history and would she like to see more of his paintings? The girls blush, one or two disappear, there is some bizarre music and Weir disappears with Pablo behind a bush with several of the youngest girls. For legal reasons, no more can be said until the enquiry is complete, or my new book "Pablo and the Sexual Encounters of the Fifth and Sixth kinds (and lots more)" is published.
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Bring me the unmade bed of Alfredo Garcia
LMAO





I've another one:
Minimalist Me


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Like Mini Me from Austin Powers lol
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Star Wars: A new Hockney

Star Wars: the expressionists strike back

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Lord of the rings: the return of the Kandinsky
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Elizabeth Blackadder paints the Forth
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