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so 16th of June is the beginning of the Freshwater Fishing Season in this country.
Let us hook some monster puns

Creel Bill

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Bill was a passionate angler who always brought his wicker basket to the riverbank





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https://www.fish-uk.com/dictionary.htm
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Eel be coming round the mountain
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I believe hackers enjoy phishing
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Clarke Gayford Kent - The New Superman, who's fiance can deal with a global pandemic like no other country
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Whale, Salmon told me this is the O-fish-al Plaice for anyfin I'm Herring about fish. I'm hooked but will probably Flounder to come up with anyfin but a load of Pollocks unless I Mullet over. I Cod do batter if I Bait a bit.

My friend Meghan said it's all about that Bass. She's more in Tuna with that one.
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James Pond - A Licence to Krill
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Bring me the fish head of Abu Garcia
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Eel be coming round the mountain
:woo: a scary thought :afraid:

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I believe hackers enjoy phishing

Whale, Salmon told me this is the O-fish-al Plaice for anyfin I'm Herring about fish. I'm hooked but will probably Flounder to come up with anyfin but a load of Pollocks unless I Mullet over. I Cod do batter if I Bait a bit.

My friend Meghan said it's all about that Bass. She's more in Tuna with that one.

Anchovy Hopkins- Halibut Rising

James Pond - A Licence to Krill :007:

Bring me the fish head of Abu Garcia

Cummings Barb - Boris's Nemo-sis ?
:woo: a fine netful of punnage meddad :congrats:

*whales are not actually fish tho'

nevertheless, the people of Poland are happy to overlook this mishap

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Panowie,
może zgubiliście swoją Sukę?
Wcześnie rano za boiskiem Lecha Wałęsy
odnalazła jedną z truskawek Dużą Klementynę.
Znajdował się obok damskiej Ligawki.
Jeśli chcesz odebrać ten przedmiot,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj z dużą Wiktorią.
Przechowała go w swojej specjalnej
szafie wraz z wieloma innymi instrumentami,
ubraniami, maszynami do pisania i tak dalej.
Jeśli chcesz nasmarować struny, duża L ma puszkę WD 40 i irchę.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Suka ?
Big Klementyna the strawberry girl found one
early this morning behind the Lech Wałęsa pitch and putt course.
It was next to a lady's Ligawka.
If you would like to claim this item
just pop along to reception and have a word with big Wiktoria.
She has stored it in her special cupboard
along with many other instruments,
garments, typewriters and that.
If you wish to lubricate the strings
big L has a can of WD 40 and a chamois leather.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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:woo: nice one Rich :teehee:

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Clarke Gayford Kent - The New Superman, who's fiance can deal with a global pandemic like no other country

:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

my research team were able to inform me that as well as being the First Gentleman of Aotearoa, Mr Kent also has his own fishing show:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke_Gayford :yep:

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:woo: a fine netful of punnage meddad :congrats:

*whales are not actually fish tho'

nevertheless, the people of Poland are happy to overlook this mishap
You are dolphinately right there. I widened my net on porpoise, just to sea if you would fall for it hook, line and sinker. Not the catch I hoped for.
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You've hooked me into this one

I hope these aren't too orfe- ful and don't leave you feeling ruffe.


Gregory's grayling

Carp on a hot tin roof

Bad Dace at Black Rock [John Sturges remakes the classic]

The Gudgeon, the bream and the ugly
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You are dolphinately right there. I widened my net on porpoise, just to sea if you would fall for it hook, line and sinker. Not the catch I hoped for.
my Mam'll not be happy about this
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You've hooked me into this one

I hope these aren't too orfe- ful and don't leave you feeling ruffe.


Gregory's grayling

Carp on a hot tin roof

Bad Dace at Black Rock [John Sturges remakes the classic]

The Gudgeon, the bream and the ugly
:rave: well played Your Ladyship.did you catch these from a Pun-t ? :girl:

the people of Poland are enjoying your work :yep:

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Panie, może zgubiłyście swoją Ligawkę?
Wcześnie rano za boiskiem Lecha Wałęsy za boiskiem
Lecha Wałęsy odnalazła jedną z truskawek Dużą Klementynę.
To było obok Suki dżentelmena.
Jeśli chcesz odebrać ten przedmiot,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj z dużą Wiktorią.
Przechowała go w swojej specjalnej szafie wraz z wieloma
innymi instrumentami, ubraniami, maszynami do pisania i tak dalej.
Jeśli chcesz wypolerować stolarkę, duża L ma puszkę WD 40 i irchę.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. brakujących rzeczy i tego


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Ligawka ?
Big Klementyna the strawberry girl found one early this morning
behind the Lech Wałęsa pitch and putt course.
It was next to a gentleman's Suka.
If you would like to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a word with big Wiktoria.
She has stored it in her special cupboard
along with many other instruments, garments, typewriters and that.
If you wish to polish the woodwork
big L has a can of WD 40 and a chamois leather.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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