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Make it More Fishing-ey !!

so 16th of June is the beginning of the Freshwater Fishing Season in this country.
Let us hook some monster puns :h:

Creel Bill

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Eel be coming round the mountain
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I believe hackers enjoy phishing
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Clarke Gayford Kent - The New Superman, who's fiance can deal with a global pandemic like no other country
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Whale, Salmon told me this is the O-fish-al Plaice for anyfin I'm Herring about fish. I'm hooked but will probably Flounder to come up with anyfin but a load of Pollocks unless I Mullet over. I Cod do batter if I Bait a bit.

My friend Meghan said it's all about that Bass. She's more in Tuna with that one.
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Anchovy Hopkins- Halibut Rising
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James Pond - A Licence to Krill
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Bring me the fish head of Abu Garcia
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Cummings Barb - Boris's Nemo-sis ?
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Original post by Joinedup
Eel be coming round the mountain


:woo: a scary thought :afraid:

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Original post by meddad
I believe hackers enjoy phishing

Whale, Salmon told me this is the O-fish-al Plaice for anyfin I'm Herring about fish. I'm hooked but will probably Flounder to come up with anyfin but a load of Pollocks unless I Mullet over. I Cod do batter if I Bait a bit.

My friend Meghan said it's all about that Bass. She's more in Tuna with that one.

Anchovy Hopkins- Halibut Rising

James Pond - A Licence to Krill :007:

Bring me the fish head of Abu Garcia

Cummings Barb - Boris's Nemo-sis ?


:woo: a fine netful of punnage meddad :congrats:

*whales are not actually fish tho' :redface:

nevertheless, the people of Poland are happy to overlook this mishap :h:

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Panowie,
może zgubiliście swoją Sukę?
Wcześnie rano za boiskiem Lecha Wałęsy
odnalazła jedną z truskawek Dużą Klementynę.
Znajdował się obok damskiej Ligawki.
Jeśli chcesz odebrać ten przedmiot,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj z dużą Wiktorią.
Przechowała go w swojej specjalnej
szafie wraz z wieloma innymi instrumentami,
ubraniami, maszynami do pisania i tak dalej.
Jeśli chcesz nasmarować struny, duża L ma puszkę WD 40 i irchę.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. brakujących rzeczy i tego

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Original post by RichPiana
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:woo: nice one Rich :teehee:

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Original post by Laurence010401
Clarke Gayford Kent - The New Superman, who's fiance can deal with a global pandemic like no other country



:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

my research team were able to inform me that as well as being the First Gentleman of Aotearoa, Mr Kent also has his own fishing show:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke_Gayford :yep:

:rofl:

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Original post by the bear
:woo: a fine netful of punnage meddad :congrats:

*whales are not actually fish tho' :redface:

nevertheless, the people of Poland are happy to overlook this mishap

You are dolphinately right there. I widened my net on porpoise, just to sea if you would fall for it hook, line and sinker. Not the catch I hoped for.
You've hooked me into this one :smile:

I hope these aren't too orfe- ful and don't leave you feeling ruffe.


Gregory's grayling

Carp on a hot tin roof

Bad Dace at Black Rock [John Sturges remakes the classic]

The Gudgeon, the bream and the ugly
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Original post by meddad
You are dolphinately right there. I widened my net on porpoise, just to sea if you would fall for it hook, line and sinker. Not the catch I hoped for.

my Mam'll not be happy about this :angry:
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Original post by Muttley79
You've hooked me into this one :smile:

I hope these aren't too orfe- ful and don't leave you feeling ruffe.


Gregory's grayling

Carp on a hot tin roof

Bad Dace at Black Rock [John Sturges remakes the classic]

The Gudgeon, the bream and the ugly

:rave: well played Your Ladyship.did you catch these from a Pun-t ? :girl:

the people of Poland are enjoying your work :yep:

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Panie, może zgubiłyście swoją Ligawkę?
Wcześnie rano za boiskiem Lecha Wałęsy za boiskiem
Lecha Wałęsy odnalazła jedną z truskawek Dużą Klementynę.
To było obok Suki dżentelmena.
Jeśli chcesz odebrać ten przedmiot,
po prostu wpadnij do recepcji i porozmawiaj z dużą Wiktorią.
Przechowała go w swojej specjalnej szafie wraz z wieloma
innymi instrumentami, ubraniami, maszynami do pisania i tak dalej.
Jeśli chcesz wypolerować stolarkę, duża L ma puszkę WD 40 i irchę.

Włodzimierz Albing Kosmaczewski

Zastępca Zastępcy Kierownika ds. brakujących rzeczy i tego


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