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so now we return once again to the far North and wave our puns at the woad wearers

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the pride of the Kriegsmarine was no match for hearty Scottish fish soup






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I expect some offal puns about haggis
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Well plaid by Scotland tonight
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take southgate with you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
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I expect some offal puns about haggis

Well plaid by Scotland tonight
:woo: you'll have had your tea meddad ? :teehee:

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take southgate with you pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

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'The BagPiper' - a song from one of the later ABBA albums
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:woo: you'll have had your tea meddad ? :teehee:
Do you wear a kilt ?

I can see you're nuts 🤭
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Time to Glasgow to bed ?
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'The BagPiper' - a song from one of the later ABBA albums
:rave: canny wee pun hen :girl:

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Queen of Scots
Scots take it all
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Do you wear a kilt ?

I can see you're nuts 🤭
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Time to Glasgow to bed ?
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Looking for Nessie ? Beast of Loch with that one.
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For the sake of ....


:woo: *gives meddad a glasgow kiss goodnight :rofl:

the people of Scotland are enjoying your punnage

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A dhaoine uaisle,
is dòcha gu bheil thu air an toorie agad a mhealladh?
Big Cursaraidh an nighean briosgaid a chaidh
a lorg tràth sa mhadainn air cùl a ’mhansa.
Bha e ri taobh tonnag boireannaich.
Ma tha thu airson an rud seo a thagradh,
dìreach thig a-steach don ionad-fàilte agus faigh
còmhradh air leth le Flòraidh mòr.
Tha i ga chumail sàbhailte anns a ’phreasa shònraichte aice,
còmhla ri mòran aodaich eile, ionnsramaidean
ciùil agus tionaichean de aran-cridhe.
Ma tha thu airson an toorie agad a ghlanadh
mus toir thu dhachaigh e,
dìreach iarr air F mòr iasad den spraeire
Cillit Bang aice agus clò J.

Dà lagh Maol-Chaluim MacGilleSeathacail

Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh air rudan a tha a dhìth agus sin


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your toorie ?
Big Curstaidh the biscuit girl found one
early this morning behind the Manse.
It was next to a lady's tonnag.
If you wish to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Flòraidh.
She is keeping it safe in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments
and tins of shortbread.
If you wish to clean your toorie before taking it home,
just ask big F for a lend of her Cillit Bang spray and a J cloth.

Dàibhidh Maol-Chaluim MacGilleSeathanaich

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Queen of Scots
Scots take it all
:rave: weel hello tg :girl:

you'll have had your tea ?

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Loch, Stock and Three Smoking Barrels

Frankie Goes to Holyrood
:woo: canny punnage pal :congrats:

you'll have had your tea ?

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i am off the noo

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cu2moro

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