How to make sex less messy

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Sex with my girlfriend is messy and my girlfriend hates getting messy. How do make it less messy?
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Justaboutalive
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Keep a steam cleaner nearby.
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use condoms
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Make sure her vagina is really dry and ejaculate in to a tumbler. Make sure the room is cool and sex is over quick so you don't sweat too much. Preferably wear bubblewrap.
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Work on changing her mindset
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You could just take a shower afterwards to get un-messy. Separately or together
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