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so today is Fathering Sunday

let us show our appreciation to male parents with some lively punnage :yep:

Dad Poets Society



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a bunch of fathers get together to write poems. and stand on desks and that





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(Original post by the bear)
so today is Fathering Sunday

let us show our appreciation to male parents with some lively punnage :yep:
I guess you want it more Popcorn-ey ?
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Padres of the Caribbean
Charlie and the Chocolate Padre
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Larth Vader... poor attempt at a Dutch dad joke ?
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Pa pa Land

Breaking Dad

The Green, Green Pas of Home

Lost on Dad's Vacation
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I would father not do this one thank you
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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
Peter Griffin-dor
:woo: he has 2 dads so yeah :ahee:

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(Original post by meddad)
Breaking Dad

The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly

I guess you want it more Popcorn-ey ?

Padres of the Caribbean
Charlie and the Chocolate Padre

Larth Vader... poor attempt at a Dutch dad joke ?
:woo: i'm dad :five:

the people of Mongolia love your work :yep:

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Эрхмүүд ээ,
та Хантаазаа буруу андуурчихсан юм болов уу?
Том Сэрүүнтунгалаг арьсан охин өнөө өглөө эрт
охидын юртын ард нэгийг олжээ.
Энэ нь нэгэн эмэгтэйн Толгойн боолтны хажууд байв.
Хэрэв та энэ зүйлийг авахыг хүсвэл зөвхөн хүлээн
авалт дээр гарч ирэн том Медэхгүйтэй болгоомжтой ярилцаарай.
Тэрээр бусад олон хувцас, хөгжмийн зэмсэг,
гар утас гэх мэт зүйлсийн хамт алдагдсан
үл хөдлөх байшинд үүнийг харж байна.
Хэрэв та Хантаазыг гэртээ авч явахаасаа
өмнө толбо арилгахыг хүсвэл том М-ээс түүний ноён булчингийн
шүршигч, брилло дэвсгэрийг зээлж аваарай.

Бугунутэй Томор Олзийт

Алдагдсан зүйлсийн талаархи дэд менежерийн туслах

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Gentlemen, have you mistaken your vest?
Tom Seruuntungalag, a skinny girl,
found one behind the girls' yurt early this morning.
It was next to a woman's head bandage.
If you want to get this thing, just come to the reception
and talk carefully with the big Unknown.
He sees it in a lost property, along with many other clothes,
musical instruments and cell phones.
If you want to remove stains before you take your vest home,
borrow his or her muscle spray and brillo pad from Big M.

Tomor Olziit with a deer

Assistant Deputy Manager for lost items


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Khantaaz ?
Big Seruuntungalag the leather girl found one
behind the girls' yurt early this morning.
It was next to a lady's Tolgoin Boolt.
If you would like to claim this item just
pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Medekhgüi.
She is looking after it in the lost property yurt,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments, mobile phones and that.
If you wish to remove the stains
before taking your Khantaaz home,
just ask big M for a lend of her
Mr Muscle spray and brillo pad.

Bugunutei Tomor Olziyt

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Pa pa Land

Breaking Dad

The Green, Green Pas of Home

Lost on Dad's Vacation

:rave: great work Your Ladyship :girl:

unfortunately your second pun is a direct copy from post #4.

You know Daddy does not like that Image

However, the people of Mongolia are very forgiving

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Бүсгүйчүүд ээ,
Толгойн боолтоо буруу андуурчихсан юм болов уу?
Том Сэрүүнтунгалаг арьсан охин өнөө өглөө
эрт охидын юртын ард нэгийг олжээ.
Энэ нь нэгэн эрхмийн Хантаазын хажууд байв.
Хэрэв та энэ зүйлийг авахыг хүсвэл зөвхөн
хүлээн авалт дээр гарч ирэн том Медэхгүйтэй болгоомжтой ярилцаарай.
Тэрээр бусад олон хувцас, хөгжмийн зэмсэг,
гар утас гэх мэт зүйлсийн хамт алдагдсан үл
хөдлөх байшинд үүнийг харж байна.
Толгойн боолтыг гэртээ харихаасаа өмнө толбо
арилгахыг хүсвэл том М-ээс түүний Dettol шүршигч
болон брилло дэвсгэрийн зээлийг асуугаарай.

Бугунутэй Томор Олзийт

Алдагдсан зүйлсийн талаархи дэд менежерийн туслах

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Tolgoin Boolt ?
Big Seruuntungalag the leather girl found one
behind the girls' yurt early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's Khantaaz .
If you would like to claim this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Medekhgüi.
She is looking after it in the lost property yurt,
along with many other garments, musical instruments,
mobile phones and that.
If you wish to remove the stains
before taking your Tolgoin Boolt home,
just ask big M for a lend of her Dettol spray and brillo pad.

Bugunutei Tomor Olziyt

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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I would father not do this one thank you
:woo: do not go any father WG :hand:

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:rave: great work Your Ladyship :girl:

unfortunately your second pun is a direct copy from post #4.

You know Daddy does not like that Image

However, the people of Mongolia are very forgiving
I shall have to apologise to Father now. :sad: Still, three out of four ain't bad.
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Thought I’d ‘Pop’ to make sure you all have things under control. What a splendad job you’re all doing!
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How has everyone overlooked the 'Dad' film series:

Bad Dad at Black Rock

Groundhog Dad [he just won't stop mentioning 'that' messy bedroom]

A Dad at the races

Just another Dad

Training Dad

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I shall have to apologise to Father now. :sad: Still, three out of four ain't bad.
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Thought I’d ‘Pop’ to make sure you all have things under control. What a splendad job you’re all doing!
:woo: nice to see you again PS :wavey:

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How has everyone overlooked the 'Dad' film series:

Bad Dad at Black Rock

Groundhog Dad [he just won't stop mentioning 'that' messy bedroom]

A Dad at the races

Just another Dad

Training Dad

etc etc
:rave: well played Your Ladyship :girl:

you have uncovered a rich seam of punnage :congrats:

for which the people of Mongolia are very grateful :yep:

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Бүсгүйчүүд ээ,
маргааш орой бид бүжиглэж буй киарт дотор жил
бүр уламжлал болгон зохион байгуулдаг буяны
тверкатон тоглолтоо хийх болно.
Энэ жил орлого нь Bungee Jumpers In Need-д орно.
Энэ жил тэдний хувьд аймшигтай жил байсан,
гэхдээ таны тусламжтайгаар тэд эргэж буцаж чадна.
Хэрэв та бүжигт оролцохыг хүсвэл зөвхөн хүлээн
авалт дээр гарч ирэн том Хүнбиштэй ярилцаарай.
Орох төлбөр нь 210 төгрөг бөгөөд үүнд Хуушуур,
нэг шил Айраг багтдаг.
Хэрэв танд өөрийн йогийн өмд байхгүй бол том
K-ээс зээлж авах боломжтой.
Тэрбээр тарваганы арьс, спандекс ™ -аар хийдэг.
Товчлуурууд нь жинхэнэ цөсний чулуу юм.

Бугунутэй Томор Олзийт

Хатагтай бүжгийн менежерийн орлогч туслах


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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon inside the dancing yurt.
This year the proceeds will go to Bungee Jumpers In Need.
It has been a terrible year for them,
but with your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Khünbish.
The entry fee is tögrög 210.
This includes a Huushuur and a glass of Airag.
If you do not have your own yoga pants
you can borrow some from big K.
She makes them from marmot skins and spandex™.
The buttons are genuine gallstones.

Bugunutei Tomor Olziyt

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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