Make it More Summer-ey !!

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so today was the Summer Solstice; the longest day of the year ( tbh there was hardly any sunshine whatsoever )....
Midsummer's Day is 24th June
Let us celebrate this special time with some quality punnage

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The Boyce of Summer

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The Boyce of Summer

:woo: Wales will be a popular destination this Summer, isn't it ? :ahee:

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500 Days Of Summer
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500 Days Of Summer
:rave: that is a nice Summery film
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i'm off now

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hope there is some sunshine 2moro

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Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist*

*The feast of St John Baptist is 24 June
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The Man who Broke the Bank Holiday at Monte Carlo
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Or as we like to call it in the UK: 5 seconds of summer
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Tanchester United
Sandy Shore
Dwayne the stick of rock Johnson
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Summer - it all adds up
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Head over heels about this thread - summersaulting
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Some summer songs.....


Summer cheese - makes me feel fine

I'd like to know where you got the lotion

We all live in a yellow summer scene

I can't get no summer action
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:woo: Wales will be a popular destination this Summer, isn't it ? :ahee:

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Lol, love these posters. I feel sad a bit that I didn't live in the 50s as it looks as if they were simple, trusting times.

I expect that's nulli tertius in the picture as a young chap. :teehee:
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Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist*

*The feast of St John Baptist is 24 June

The Man who Broke the Bank Holiday at Monte Carlo
:woo: Summertime, and the punning is easy .... :teehee:

Fine work Sir Nulli !! :congrats:

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Or as we like to call it in the UK: 5 seconds of summer


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Tanchester United
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Dwayne the stick of rock Johnson

:woo: welcome back cambio :dancing2:

the people of Malta are lovin' it

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Sinjuri,
forsi smajtu xnigħat li Ċensa l-Mewt dehret
fl-inħawi tal-kamra tat-tibdil reċentement.
Tibżax.
Jekk tara lil dan l-emissarju ta 'Satana, tidħolx f'konversazzjoni.
Minflok għalaq għajnejk il-lemin u għatti widnejk ix-xellugija.
Imxi bil-kalma lura lejn ir-riċeviment u ċċettja ma 'Gizimina kbira.
Hija forzata kwalifikata u se tittratta b'mod effettiv id-dehra.

Gwakkin Wenzu Wizzino

Deputat Assistent Manager tas-sopranaturali u dak

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Gentlemen,
you may have heard rumors that Ċensa l-Mewt
has been sighted in the changing room area recently.
Do not be afraid.
If you see this emissary of Satan do not engage her in conversation.
Instead close your right eye and cover your left ear.
Walk calmly backwards to reception and have a chat with big Gizimina.
She is a qualified forzata and will deal effectively with the apparation.

Gwakkin Wenzu Wizzino

Deputy Assistant Manager of the supernatural and that
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Summer - it all adds up
(Original post by meddad)
Head over heels about this thread - summersaulting
:woo: it's like going to the punfair :teehee:

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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Some summer songs.....


Summer cheese - makes me feel fine

I'd like to know where you got the lotion

We all live in a yellow summer scene

I can't get no summer action
:rave: great seasonal punnage Your Ladyship :girl:

we are lovin' the lotion one :five:

here is a bonus for you:

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the people of Malta have something else:

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Onorevoli,
forsi żbaljaw l-Għonella tiegħek?
Big Ċikka t-tfajla tat-tjur sabet
waħda kmieni dalgħodu wara l-Knisja.
Kien ħdejn Bushakka ta 'gentleman.
Jekk tixtieq titlob dan l-oġġett ħares lejn ir-riċeviment
u tkellem diskret ma 'Beatriċi kbar.
Qed tieħu ħsiebha fl-armarju speċjali tagħha flimkien
ma 'diversi ħwejjeġ oħra, strumenti mużikali u statwi reliġjużi.
Jekk tixtieq tneħħi t-tbajja 'qabel ma tieħu l-Għonella d-dar tiegħek,
staqsi biss lil B kbira biex issellef l-isprej
Cillit Bang tagħha u l-pinzell b'saħħtu tal-għorik.

Zakkarija Kalcidon Spiteri

Deputat Assistent Maniġer tal-affarijiet nieqsa u dak

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Ladies, maybe they mistaken your Gonella?
Big Chicken the bird girl found one early this morning after Church.
He was next to a gentleman's Bushakka.
If you would like to request this item look at the reception
and talk discreetly with big Beatrice.
She is taking care of her in her special wardrobe
along with various other clothes,
musical instruments and religious statues.
If you want to remove stains before you take the Gonella home,
just ask big B to borrow her Cillit Bang spray and powerful scrub brush.

Zacharias Calcidon Spiteri

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and what


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Għonella ?
Big Ċikka the poultry girl found one
early this morning behind the Churchyard.
It was next to a gentleman's Bushakka.
If you would like to claim this item
just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Beatriċi.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard
along with various other garments,
musical instruments and religious statues.
If you wish to remove the stains before taking your Għonella home,
just ask big B for a lend of her Cillit Bang spray
and sturdy scubbing brush.

Zakkarija Kalcidon Spiteri

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Lol, love these posters. I feel sad a bit that I didn't live in the 50s as it looks as if they were simple, trusting times.

I expect that's nulli tertius in the picture as a young chap. :teehee:

the young lady could well be Muttley79 :yep:
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