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there are so many kinds of oil. many we use in cooking, others are used for fuel and that.
let's produce some high-octane puns on this topic

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it kinda makes sense :sexface:





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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil
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oil see you 2moro

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The bitumen in the willows
i like Big Oil and i cannot lie
Locked stocked and 2 smoking wells - yes im looking at your BP
The thick spill of it
Top kill (as opposed to top gun)
99 barrels of crude on the wall, 99 barrels of crude knock one down spill it around... and greenpeace will **** the bed
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harry potter and the goblet of crude
the rustabout of Auschwitz
lord of the rings, the two derricks. LoTR return of rex tillerson
petrol and prejudice
deep blue sea horizon - slightly mangled but its hard to pun that particular incident into a film title
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Anyone know how to make a pun out of BOP? :confused:
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(Original post by Napp)
The bitumen in the willows
i like Big Oil and i cannot lie
Locked stocked and 2 smoking wells - yes im looking at your BP
The thick spill of it
Top kill (as opposed to top gun)
99 barrels of crude on the wall, 99 barrels of crude knock one down spill it around... and greenpeace will **** the bed
:woo: very slick Napp :rofl:

the people of Iceland are lovin' it

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Herrar mínir,
vinsamlegast þurrkaðu ekki þorskinn þinn á ofnunum í búningsklefanum.
Það er óhollustusamt og skilur eftir óreiðu á gluggatjöldunum.
Sigurða stóra segir að hún sé ekki starfandi við að skafa þorskasafa af gardínunni.
Þér er velkomið að þorna þorskinn þinn í stóra sérstaka skáp Hrafngerðar.
Bara skjóta með í móttökuna og eiga orðastað við hana.

Sturlaugur Enok Sigurbaldsson

Aðstoðar aðstoðarstjóri þorsks og það


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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your cod on the changing room radiators.
It is unhygienic and leaves a mess on the curtains.
Big Sigurða says that she is not employed to scrape cod juice off the drapery.
You are welcome to dry your cod in big Hrafngerður's special cupboard.
Just pop along to reception and have a word with her.

Sturlaugur Enok Sigurbaldsson

Deputy Assistant Manager of cod and that
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(Original post by Napp)
harry potter and the goblet of crude
the rustabout of Auschwitz
lord of the rings, the two derricks. LoTR return of rex tillerson
petrol and prejudice
deep blue sea horizon - slightly mangled but its hard to pun that particular incident into a film title
:woo: what a gusher !! :teehee:

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Olive and Let Die
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What’s eating Gilbert Rape?
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Evil Under the Sunflower
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A novel about whale oil lamps:-

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Demon Linseed
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In which we DERV

Green eggs and Duckhams

https://youtu.be/E1LlnlO1rYs
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Oil extraction can be boring
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North by North Sea Oil

We're all going on a sunflower holiday

The Greatest Lorry ever Oiled

Oil's War
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Olive and Let Die
A view to a Drill
License to Drill
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FrackwithMeYouKnowOilGotIt ... Jay-Z
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Canola be one way to get into a secret cave... Open Sesame !
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Canola be one way to get into a secret cave... Open Sesame !
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In which we DERV
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