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fill your punnets with puns and make your way to Centre Court


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a newspaper sponsors the judges this year


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ch...ips,_Wimbledon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_tennis_terms
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The grunt of Sharapova

The soviets launch a terrifying submarine that everyone can hear miles away
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Wombling free
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Ace Punnage
If you love it put a Spin on it
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The Court of Monte Cristo

All About That Ace

Pat Cash in the Attic
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The grunt of Sharapova

The soviets launch a terrifying submarine that everyone can hear miles away
:woo: uhhhhn uhhhhn uhhhhnnnnnn good work J :rofl:

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:woo: cholet this is one of your best L-dogg ! :toofunny:

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Ace Punnage
If you love it put a Spin on it
:woo: i can't fault those meddad :five:

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Star Wars: the umpire strikes back

Star Wars: the attack of the code violation

Lord of the ranks: the return of the kick serve

Gregory's grunt

This tournament ain't big enough for the both of us

I hope you agree I've smasjhed today's theme
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The Court of Monte Cristo

All About That Ace

Pat Cash in the Attic
:rave: great service Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Germany are splitting their lederhosen :teehee:

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Meine Damen,
vielleicht haben Sie Ihren Bollenhut verlegt?
Die große Anna-Lena, das Wurstmädchen,
hat heute früh eine hinter der Seilbahnstation gefunden.
Es stand neben einem Herren-Haferlschuh.
Wenn Sie diesen Artikel in Anspruch nehmen möchten,
kommen Sie einfach zur Rezeption und führen Sie
ein diskretes Gespräch mit der großen Hannelore.
Sie hütet es in ihrem speziellen Schrank,
zusammen mit vielen anderen Kleidungsstücken,
Musikinstrumenten und geschnitzten Holzuhren.
Wenn Sie die Flecken vor dem Tragen Ihres
Bollenhuts entfernen möchten,
fragen Sie Big H einfach nach ihrem Cillit Bang™ Spray
und der robusten Scheuerbürste.

Wolfgang Marius Dreckburger

Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager von fehlenden Dingen und das


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Bollenhut ?
Big Anna-Lena the sausage girl found one
early this morning behind the cable car station.
It was next to a gentleman's Haferlschuh.
If you wish to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Hannelore.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and carved wooden clocks.
If you wish to remove the stains before wearing your Bollenhut,
just ask big H for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Wolfgang Marius Dreckburger

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Star Wars: the umpire strikes back

Star Wars: the attack of the code violation

Lord of the ranks: the return of the kick serve

Gregory's grunt

This tournament ain't big enough for the both of us

I hope you agree I've smashed today's theme
:rave: a masterclass in punnage on grass Your Ladyship ! :girl:

you have covered all the angles :yep:

the people of Germany are lovin' it, ja ? :five:

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Meine Damen,
morgen Abend veranstalten wir unseren alljährlichen
Charity-Twerkathon auf dem Picknickplatz von Boris Becker.
In diesem Jahr geht der Erlös an bedürftige
Hersteller von aufblasbaren Schlössern.
Im Laufe des letzten Jahres ist die Nachfrage
nach ihren Produkten eingebrochen und ihre
Gewinne sind stark zurückgegangen.
Mit Ihrer Hilfe können sie sich wieder erholen.
Wenn Sie mittanzen möchten, kommen Sie einfach
an der Rezeption vorbei und spenden 9,88 € an die große Wilhelmine.
Im Eintrittspreis sind eine Dachswurst und ein Glas Kuemmerling enthalten.
Wenn du keine eigene Yogahose hast, kannst du dir welche von Big W ausleihen.
Sie macht sie zu Hause aus Wolfshaut und Spandex™.
Die Knöpfe sind von echten Panzerkorps-Uniformen.

Jakob Heinrich Eichenkorn

Stellvertretender Assistant Manager von Lady Dance und das

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Ladies,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual
charity twerkathon at the Boris Becker picnic area.
This year the proceeds will go to Inflatable Castle manufacturers in need.
Over the last year demand for their products
has plummeted and their profits seriously deflated.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing
just pop along to reception and give €9.88 to big Wilhelmine.
The entry fee includes a Dachswurst and a glass of Kuemmerling.
If you do not have your own yoga pants you can borrow some from big W.
She makes them at home from wolf skin and spandex™.
The buttons are from genuine Panzerkorps uniforms.

Jakob Heinrich Eichenkorn

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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Graf's entertainment - The Jam


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Graf's entertainment - The Jam


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:woo: i'm sure there is a joke involving steffi.... :blush:

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Agassi could Wade in and do Becker on Court, but as Evert it Hingis on Stich-ing to what you Connors do to Cash in.
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Agassi could Wade in and do Becker on Court, but as Evert it Hingis on Stich-ing to what you Connors do to Cash in.
:woo: i seed what you did there meddad :teehee:

the people of Germany are enjoying your wordplay

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Meine Herren,
morgen Abend veranstalten wir unseren alljährlichen
Charity-Twerkathon für die Damen am Picknickplatz Boris Becker.
In diesem Jahr geht der Erlös an Hersteller von aufblasbaren Schlössern in Not.
Im Laufe des letzten Jahres ist die Nachfrage nach ihren Produkten eingebrochen
und ihre Gewinne sind stark zurückgegangen.
Mit unserer Hilfe können sie sich erholen.
Wer dieses anregende Spektakel aus dezenter Distanz verfolgen möchte,
kommt einfach an der Rezeption vorbei und plaudert mit der großen Wilhelmine.
Sie hat eine Auswahl an leistungsstarken militärischen optischen
Geräten von Zeiss zum Mieten,
darunter Teleskope, Ferngläser und das,
was die 9. SS-Panzerdivision Hohenstaufen hinterlassen hat.

Jakob Heinrich Eichenkorn

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Gentlemen,
tomorrow evening we shall be holding our annual charity twerkathon
for the ladies at the Boris Becker picnic area.
This year the proceeds will go to Inflatable Castle manufacturers in need.
Over the last year demand for their products has plummeted and their profits seriously deflated.
With our help they can bounce back.
If you would like to watch this stimulating spectacle from a discreet distance
just pop along to reception and have a chat with big Wilhelmine.
She has a selection of powerful Zeiss military optical devices for hire,
including telescopes, binoculars and that left behind by the 9th SS Panzer Division Hohenstaufen.

Jakob Heinrich Eichenkorn

Deputy Assistant Manager of dance observation and that
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