chisel it into rock and throw it through his window.
cover their garden in petrol in the shape : I (heart shape) U
ring the doorbell, light a match, set it on fire and run.
now that would impress me.
how about if you phone him and hang up in morse code. eg. a quick hangup is a short bleep, and a pause then hangup is a long one. if he's smart, he'll get the message!
is this person by any chance Shane Filan?
'A'. That's a short letter.
If you want my two cents (and it's really mean and cynical so be warned - tough week) - don't get romantically involved with people who live thousands of miles away!
I think (and there has been some great ideas.... chisel it into a rock - do a petrol heart.....) but i think you should put on some very sexy underwear - put rose petals in the shape of a heart on your bed and a note saying 'I love you' and send him the pics.....