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Reply 20
Original post by meddad
Perhaps you should bail out of this one, or get to the Root of it.

That well known commentary gaffe:

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey

Harry Potter and the batting order of the phoenix.

Pippi Longstopping

Bowled out with a compound fracture of the tibia


:woo: a captain's innings meddad :congrats:

the New Year's Punnage Cttee are bowled over by "Pippi Longstopping", and have decided to
elevate you to a knighthood :danceboy:


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please wear this insignia on your TSR robe:

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(edited 2 years ago)
Reply 21
Original post by Joinedup
Bodyline - Madonna


:woo: you have passed the test J :teehee:

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Reply 22
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Forrest Stump ("that's a run Forrest, a run!")

Germany all out for 1966. ("They think it's an over - it is now!")

Lords of the Ring - The Two Bowlers

Das Root

:rave: you have turned the game around with these puns Your Ladyship :girl:

#1 is my favorite :congrats:

the people of Armenia are following every delivery with excitement :yep:

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Hargeliners,
miguts’e duk’ apakoghmnoroshe՞l yek’ dzer Mas babuj- y:
Mets shushan `sekhi aghjiky,
aysor vagh arravotyan mi zuyg gtav jrambari yetevum:
Nrank’ mi paroni papakhi koghk’in ein:
Yet’e ts’ankanum yek’ havak’el ays irery,
parzapes bats’vek’ yndunelut’yan zhamanak
yev zusp zruyts’ ants’kats’rek’ mets Gorandoukht- i het:
Na khnamum e nrants’ ir hatuk paharanum,
inch’pes nayev bazmat’iv ayl hagustner,
yerazhshtakan gortsik’ner yev lerrnagnats’ner:
Yet’e ts’ankanum yek’ herrats’nel dzer Mas babuj- i btsery,
nakhk’an drank’ norits’ dnely,
parzapes mets G- in khndrek’ tal ir Cillit Bang
laki yev amur mak’rogh vrdzin:

Badouagan Smpad Torossian

Bats’ t’voghats ireri ognakani ognakan yev ayln


Spoiler

Reply 23
Original post by ghostwalker
Something Wicket This Way Comes

Let me googly that for you.

Rock Dollies

Six and the City

:woo: a fine knock Sir Ghostie !! :yay:

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the people of Armenia are clutching their sides :h:

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Parona՛yk’, miguts’e duk’ khabe՞l yek’ dzer Papakhin:
Aysor vagh arravotyan sekhi mets Shushany gtav jrhori yetevum:
Da mi zuyg tiknoj Mas babuj- i koghk’in er:
Yet’e ts’ankanum yek’ havak’el ays iry,
parzapes bats’vek’ yndunelut’yan zhamanak
yev zusp zruyts’ ants’kats’rek’ mets Gorandukhti het:
Dran na nayum e ir hatuk paharanum,
inch’pes nayev bazmat’iv ayl hagustner,
yerazhshtakan gortsik’ner yev lerrnagnats’ner:
Yet’e ts’ankanum yek’ herrats’nel dzer Papakh- i btsery,
nakhk’an ayn krkin dnely, parzapes mets G- in khndrek’
vardzel ir Mr Muscle laki yev brillo pahots’y:

Badouagan Smpad Torossian

Bats’ t’voghats ireri ognakani ognakan yev ayln


Spoiler

(edited 2 years ago)
Star Wars; the umpire strikes back

Star Wars: the return of the jaffa

A nightmare on Chester-le-Street [Durham collapse in spectacular fashion]

Lord of the runs: the return of kwik-cricket

Spinners like it hot

The googly, the beamer and the underarm

Gone with the wide/wicket

Catch on a hot tin roof

HP and the half-pitched pull

HP and the deathly hat-trick

Gregory's glance

11 angry men [team meeting gets animated]

A whole team plus a substitute :smile:
Reply 25
Original post by Muttley79
Star Wars; the umpire strikes back

Star Wars: the return of the jaffa

A nightmare on Chester-le-Street [Durham collapse in spectacular fashion]

Lord of the runs: the return of kwik-cricket

Spinners like it hot

The googly, the beamer and the underarm

Gone with the wide/wicket

Catch on a hot tin roof

HP and the half-pitched pull

HP and the deathly hat-trick

Gregory's glance

11 angry men [team meeting gets animated]

A whole team plus a substitute :smile:

:rave: an entertaining innings Your Ladyship ! :girl:

you could also have.... Lord of the Rings: the two throwers :teehee:

i especially enjoyed #3 :congrats:

the people of Armenia are lovin' it :h:

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Hargeliners,
vaghy yerekoyan menk’ ants’kats’nelu yenk’ mer amenamya
baregortsakan twerkathon- y Kim Kardashian Kricket Klub- um:
Ays tari hasuyt’y kughghvi karik’i mej gtnvogh banji t’rrch’kotoghnerin:
Inch’pes patkerats’num yek’, argelap’akman het kapvats
ays mardkants’ hamar amen inch’ **** dzhvar e yeghel:
DZer ognut’yamb nrank’ karogh yen het ts’atkel:
Yet’e ts’ankanum yek’ masnakts’el pararvestin,
parzapes dimavorek’ yndunelut’yan zhamanak
yev khosek’ mets Gakavigi het:
Mutk’avchary 244 dram e:
Sa nerarrum e mek bazhak khash yev mi bazhak oghi:
Yet’e ch’unek’ dzer sep’akan yogayi tabaty,
karogh yek’ mets masy verts’nel mets G- its’:
Na drank’ patrastum e tany mufloni mashkits’
yev laykra from -its’:
Kochaknery Noyi tapani bnakan gofer yen:

T’vorkom Mashdots’ Skendarean

Ledi pareri ognakani ognakani teghakal yev ayln


Spoiler

Spider Forever It for Spider 🕷 Everett on spider camera 📷 on CAMERA ON ON ON Cameron Bancroft
Reply 27
Original post by HorrorMovie375
Spider Forever It for Spider 🕷 Everett on spider camera 📷 on CAMERA ON ON ON Cameron Bancroft

welcome to the Pavilion of Puns my friend :wavey:

please sew this badge onto your TSR cricket shirt:

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