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there were quite a few empty shelves at Tesco's today
let us use punnage to fill the gaps

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https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/empty

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Chocolate eclear


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Shop Wars - the Return of the panic buyers
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The Stark Knight Rises
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(Original post by the bear)
there were quite a few empty shelves at Tesco's today
I believe they have the same problem with supermarket shelves in the UAE.... absolutely nothing Dubai.
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Chocolate eclear


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:woo: back of the net BOO :congrats:

the people of The Lebanon are rolling on the floor

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Messieurs,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre Labbadeh ?
Big Ghumra la crocus en a trouvé une derrière la boulangerie tôt ce matin.
C'était à côté d'une paire de Kabkabs pour dames.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article,
passez simplement à la réception et discutez discrètement avec le grand Zoobia.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
avec divers autres vêtements, instruments de musique et livres de puzzle et tout.
Peut-être aimeriez-vous enlever les taches de votre Labbadeh
avant de le porter à nouveau en public ?
Il suffit de demander à Big Z de lui prêter son spray Cillit Bang™
et la brosse à récurer robuste.

Rashid Émile Chamoun

Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Labbadeh ?
Big Ghumra the crocus girl found one behind the bakery early this morning.
It was next to a pair of lady's Kabkabs.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Zoobia.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with various other garments, musical instruments and puzzle books and that.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your Labbadeh before wearing it in public again ?
Just ask big Z for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Rashīd Émile Chamoun

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
Shop Wars - the Return of the panic buyers
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

choice punnage cuz

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:rave: a fine hat trick Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of The Lebanon are experiencing a magnitude 8.2 mirthquake :eek:

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Mesdames, vous avez peut-être égaré vos Kabkabs ?
Big Ghumra la fille aux crocus a trouvé une paire
derrière la boulangerie tôt ce matin.
Ils étaient à côté du Labbadeh d'un gentleman.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article,
passez simplement à la réception et discutez discrètement avec le grand Zoobia.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
avec divers autres vêtements, instruments de musique et livres de puzzle et tout.
Peut-être aimeriez-vous enlever les taches de vos Kabkabs
avant de les porter à nouveau en public ?
Il suffit de demander à Big Z de lui prêter
son spray Mr Muscle™ et le tampon Brillo.

Rashid Émile Chamoun

Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que


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Ladies, perhaps you have mislaid your Kabkabs ?
Big Ghumra the crocus girl found a pair behind the bakery early this morning.
They were next to a gentleman's Labbadeh .
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Zoobia.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with various other garments, musical instruments and puzzle books and that.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your Kabkabs
before wearing them in public again ?
Just ask big Z for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray
and the brillo pad.

Rashīd Émile Chamoun

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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I believe they have the same problem with supermarket shelves in the UAE.... absolutely nothing Dubai.
:woo: good one Sir Meddad !! :yay:

you cannot get a sheikh at the Maccy D in Dubai for love or money

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The Free Degrees - When Will I See You Again....

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Some Beatles songs....

He's a Real Nowhere Ma

We're All Evicted from a Yellow Submarine

Tomorrow Never

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Last one for me on this thread.... Abyss seeing you.
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I know what you voided last summer
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Last one for me on this thread.... Abyss seeing you.
don't desert us now meddad
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Ha! Drain - Bob Dylan
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The Free Degrees - When Will I See You Again....

The Barren Knights
:woo: well played Sir Ghostie !! :yay:

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Some Beatles songs....

He's a Real Nowhere Ma

We're All Evicted from a Yellow Submarine

Tomorrow Never

Norwegian Clearing
:rave: a welcome delivery of punnage Your Ladyship :girl:

the supermarkets will need a little help from their friends :teehee:

the people of The Lebanon are helpless with mirth

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Dames,
peut-être avez-vous entendu des rumeurs d'observations
d'Abo Kees dans la zone des vestiaires/douches.
Si vous rencontrez une créature maléfique portant un sac sur le dos,
il pourrait s'agir simplement d'un livreur d'Amazon.
Par mesure de sécurité, marchez calmement à reculons jusqu'à la réception.
Gardez votre œil droit fermé et votre oreille gauche couverte.
Discutez avec le grand Nourhanne.
Elle est une sahira expérimentée et s'occupera efficacement de l'intrus.
Par précaution, veuillez ne pas amener vos enfants dans les zones ci-dessus
au cas où Abo Kees parviendrait à les attraper dans son sac.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have heard rumors of sightings of Abo Kees
in the changing room/showers area.
If you come across an evil creature carrying a sack on his back
, it could just be a delivery guy from Amazon.
To be on the safe side,
walk calmly backwards to the reception area.
Keep your right eye closed and your left ear covered.
Have a chat with big Nourhanne.
She is an experienced sahira and will deal effectively with the intruder.
As a precaution please do not bring your children
into the above areas in case Abo Kees
manages to catch them in his sack.

Ziad Walla el-Kfoury

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Last one for me on this thread.... Abyss seeing you.
:woo: look after your shelf Sir Meddad ! :teehee:

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