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we should all be eating healthy green stuff... let's use punnage to help

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad
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One of the first posts here this is, but its just the tip of the iceberg lettuce
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lettuce indulge in more puns
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I won't be Russian to make salad puns - lettuce state, for the record, that salad is disgusting.

Waldorf with your heads!
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Celery Towers
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton

Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid

My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives

Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
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One of the first posts here this is, but its just the tip of the iceberg lettuce
:woo:kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

crisp punnage cuz :five:

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lettuce indulge in more puns
:woo: welcome back a_w :wavey:

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My Gf wanted to go to a party in a bikini in the middle of winter

She was really bad at dressing
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I won't be Russian to make salad puns - lettuce state, for the record, that salad is disgusting.

Waldorf with your heads!
:rave: salad dodging is not good for Your Ladyship :naughty:

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What Did The Romaines Do For Us ?
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:rave: salad dodging is not good for Your Ladyship :naughty:

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welp I made a pun and she tossed it. waste of thyme imo.
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My Gf wanted to go to a party in a bikini in the middle of winter

She was really bad at dressing

welp I made a pun and she tossed it. waste of thyme imo.
:woo: welcome to the Salad Bar of Puns my friend

we are delighted with your début offerings :congrats:

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How did you guys vote on Brexit ?

Romaine... or Lettuce Leaf ?
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Celery Towers
Some posh school girls run amok with salad dressings, choreographed by E Blyton

Lost in Radish Action
A bored old man tries to chat up an attractive young woman by offering her a small brassica and looks pretty stupid

My Big Fat Greek Dressing
Something to cover up the feta and olives

Tomato's Republic
A new chain offers classical philosophy and a salad with a sauce topping
:rave: a healthy combination Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Malawi are clutching their sides

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Amayi, mwina mwasochera Chitenje wanu?
BIg Chiyembekezo mtsikana wa therere wapeza kuseli kwa khola m'mawa.
Idali pafupi ndi Tshega wa njonda.
Ngati mukufuna kusonkhanitsa chinthu ichi ingodutsani
kuti mulandire ndikucheza mwachinsinsi ndi Kumbukani wamkulu.
Akuyiyang'anira m'kabati yake yapadera, pamodzi ndi zovala zina zambiri,
zida zoimbira komanso makope a magazini ya Hello.
Mutha kufuna kuchotsa zipsinjozo ku Chitenje wanu musanadzavalenso pagulu.
Ingofunsani wamkulu K kuti amubwereke mankhwala
ake a Cillit Bang ™ ndi burashi yolimba yopukutira.

Chayambaso Kabuula Gwazanani

Wachiwiri Wothandizira Wosowa zinthu ndi izo


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Ladies, perhaps you have mislaid your Chitenje ?
BIg Chiyembekezo the okra girl found one
behind the chicken shed early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's Tshega.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Kumbukani.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and copies of Hello magazine.
You may wish to remove the stains from your Chitenje
before wearing it in public again.
Just ask big K for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

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How did you guys vote on Brexit ?

Romaine... or Lettuce Leaf ?
:woo: many voters did not give a toss :teehee:

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Die Chard
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
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Die Chard
Bridge Over Troubled Watercress
You Spinach Me Round (like a lettuce baby)
Frisee Rascal
:rave: a fine second serving of Salade à la Punnage Your Ladyship :girl:

for me #1 was the most succulent

the people of Malawi are experiencing a magnitude 8.5 mirthquake :yep:

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Amayi,
mwina mukuvutika kukwatira mwana wanu wamkulu.
Zingakhale zovuta, makamaka ngati zidagwa mumtengo wonyansa,
kapena ngati si nyanga yakuthwa kwambiri ya chipembere.
Musataye mtima! Big Chimwamsozi pa phwando ndi wopanga
machesi wodziwa zambiri ndi maumboni ambiri owala
kuchokera kwa makasitomala okhutitsidwa.
Ngakhale ntchito zake ndizotsika mtengo,
big C imakupatsaninso chitsimikizo chobweza
ndalama ngati banja lalephera pasanathe zaka zitatu.

Chichitikie Bwinikileni Kamwendo

Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira chisangalalo chaukwati ndi kuti.


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Ladies, perhaps you are having trouble marrying off your eldest child.
It can be difficult,
especially if they fell out of the ugly tree,
or if they are not the sharpest horn on the rhinoceros.
Do not despair ! Big Chimwamsozi off reception is an experienced wopanga machesi
with many glowing testimonials from satisfied clients.
Although her services are reasonably priced, big C also offers you a money back guarantee
if the marriage fails within three years.

Chichitikie Bwinikileni Kamwendo

Deputy Assistant Manager of marital bliss and that.
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Hee hee love this.
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