Make it More Martial Art-ey !!

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team UK have secured medals in several Martial Arts. let us celebrate with some non-violent punnage :kungfu:

Boxing and that can be included

I Know What You Did Last Sumo



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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_martial_arts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catego...ng_terminology
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Kung Fu Fighting Panda :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
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Muay-Thai Muay-Thai Muay-Thai - ABBA
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Muay-Thai Muay-Thai Muay-Thai - ABBA
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:woo: good work glasshopper :kungfu:

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Kung Fu Fighting Panda :yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
:rave: Maga Mia !! :girl:

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Krav Maga is kinda kung fu for Israelis ?


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Senpai will see you tomorrow

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Trump Krav Maga hat lol


M&M'sA lol like....m&ms and MMA...
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I can't wait till Boxing Day and Christmas 🎁
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(Original post by Bang Outta Order)
Trump Krav Maga hat lol


M&M'sA lol like....m&ms and MMA...

I can't wait till Boxing Day and Christmas 🎁
:woo: a hard hitting selection of puns BOO :kungfu:

the people of The Ivory Coast are experiencing a magnitude 6.2 mirthquake :yep:

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Jama'a, wataƙila kun ɓatar da Masu Horo ɗinku ne?
Babbar Bahijjah 'yar kadangaren ta sami
wasu biyu a bayan Bishiyar Baobab da safiyar yau.
Sun kasance kusa da wata baiwar Allah Djembe.
Idan kanaso ka nemi wadannan abubuwan,
kawai ka tashi tsaye zuwa liyafar sannan kayi hira
cikin sauri tare da babbar Lubabah.
Tana kula dasu a cikin akwatinta na musamman,
tare da wasu riguna da yawa, kayan kida da
tsofaffin kwafin Reader's Digest.
Wataƙila kuna son cire tabo daga Masu Horo
ɗinku kafin sake sanya su a bainar jama'a?
Kawai nemi babba L don aron bashin Cillit Bang ™
da kuma burushi mai gogewa mai ƙarfi.

Bamba Djédjémel Mélédjé

Mataimakin Mataimakin Manajan abubuwan da aka rasa da wancan

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Masu Horo ?
Big Bahijjah the lizard girl found a pair
behind the Baobab Tree early this morning.
They were next to a lady's Djembe.
If you would like to claim these items,
just pop along to reception and have a quick chat with big Lubabah.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments
and old copies of Reader's Digest.
Perhaps you wish to remove the stains from your Masu Horo
before wearing them again in public ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Bamba Djédjémel Mélédjé

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Do you kendo John Peel?

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A Chinese food fight:-

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Year of the Kata - Al Stewart
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The sequel to Ecce Homo:-

Ecce Thump


may the pudding be with you.
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The sequel to Ecce Homo:-

Ecce Thump


may the pudding be with you.
Don't get this one. :confused:
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Patton: Lust for Karate
The hard bitten general needed some martial arts people in his tanks.

Sumo Like It Hot
The Japanese version of the famous movie featured oversized men in drag and a kamikaze wind tunnel scene.

Walkabout in the Bushido
The sequel to Walkabout, an aboriginal girl gets lost in Tokyo, contains scenes of mild Jenny in peril.

Shaolins over America
When Paul and Linda teamed up to make some musical martial arts with a wise man from China. Rare album, noted for the track "Throwing Star on the Run".
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Don't get this one. :confused:
You are too young!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Do you kendo John Peel?

Cumberland Grapple

A Chinese food fight:-

Kung Pao Fighting

The sequel to Ecce Homo:-

Ecce Thump


may the pudding be with you.

:woo: ladeeees and gennulmen we have a winner !!!! valiantly fought Sir Nulli !! :yay:

the people of The Ivory Coast are clutching their sides

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Maza,
watakila kun ji jita-jita game da Asanbosam
a cikin ɗakunan canjin / shawa kwanan nan?
Kar a firgita.
Idan kun haɗu da wata halitta mai haƙoran baƙin ƙarfe,
fatar ruwan hoda, doguwar jan gashi da ƙugiyoyin ƙarfe
don ƙafa zai iya zama memba na ƙungiyar IT.
Don kasancewa a gefen aminci, yi tafiya a hankali
zuwa baya zuwa liyafar, rufe kunnuwan duka biyu
kuma ka rufe idonka na hagu.
Big Ruqayyah boka ne mai ƙwarewa kuma
zaiyi aiki tare da fitowar ta lafiya.

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have heard rumors of an Asanbosam
in the changing rooms/shower area recently ?
Do not be alarmed.
If you come across a creature with iron teeth,
pink skin, long red hair and iron hooks for feet
it could be a member of the IT crew.
To be on the safe side, walk calmly backwards to reception,
covering both ears and closing your left eye.
Big Ruqayyah is a qualified boka
and will deal safely with the apparition.

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Year of the Kata - Al Stewart
:woo: Senpai is pleased with your pun glasshopper :ahee:

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Patton: Lust for Karate
The hard bitten general needed some martial arts people in his tanks.

Sumo Like It Hot
The Japanese version of the famous movie featured oversized men in drag and a kamikaze wind tunnel scene.

Walkabout in the Bushido
The sequel to Walkabout, an aboriginal girl gets lost in Tokyo, contains scenes of mild Jenny in peril.

Shaolins over America
When Paul and Linda teamed up to make some musical martial arts with a wise man from China. Rare album, noted for the track "Throwing Star on the Run".
:rave: very disciplined moves Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of The Ivory Coast are delighted

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Mata,
wataƙila kun ɓatar da Djembe ɗinku?
Babban Bahijjah yar kadangaru ta sami guda
a bayan Bishiyar Baobab da safiyar yau.
Sun kasance kusa da wasu masu martaba na Masu Horo.
Idan kanaso ka nemi wannan abubuwan,
kawai ka tashi zuwa liyafar sannan kayi hira
cikin sauri tare da babbar Lubabah.
Tana kula dashi a cikin babban kabad nata,
tare da wasu riguna masu yawa, kayan kida
da kuma tsofaffin kwafin Reader's Digest.
Wataƙila kuna son goge ayyukan katakon Djembe ɗinku
kafin kunna shi a bainar jama'a?
Kawai nemi babba L don a ba ta rancen Mr Muscle ™
da fata mai laushi.

Bamba Djédjémel Mélédjé

Mataimakin Mataimakin Manajan abubuwan da aka rasa da wancan

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Djembe?
Big Bahijjah the lizard girl found one
behind the Baobab Tree early this morning.
They were next to a pair of gentlemen's Masu Horo.
If you would like to claim this items,
just pop along to reception and have a quick chat with big Lubabah.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments
and old copies of Reader's Digest.
Perhaps you wish to polish the woodwork of your Djembe
before playing it in public ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray
and the chamois leather.

Bamba Djédjémel Mélédjé

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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