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A girl keeps standing on my heart

It's happening often and I'm worried it will cause damage. I've not had any issues so far but I don't know what issues I could have.

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Reply 2
Yes
Reply 3
I have and she does it again
Reply 4
Shes my cousin, she comes in my room jumps on my bed while I'm on my phone and does it. She's only 9 years old so I can't really stop her like push her off me or any
Reply 5
I'll get in trouble with her mum
Reply 6
No but probably shout at me. If I pick my cousin up she'll cry
What on earth is going on with this thread? OP, I think your cousin has also stolen your back bone.
Reply 8
Original post by glassalice
What on earth is going on with this thread? OP, I think your cousin has also stolen your back bone.

No
Reply 9
Your heart isn’t the issue here it seems your hand is, get a grip of the situation. All you have to do is not lie down when she comes near you this isn’t complicated. Why would she cry for that at 9 years old and why would her mother shout at you?
I heartly think this is real.
Original post by Bio 7
Your heart isn’t the issue here it seems your hand is, get a grip of the situation. All you have to do is not lie down when she comes near you this isn’t complicated. Why would she cry for that at 9 years old and why would her mother shout at you?

Fine

Original post by Celtic Conjurer
I heartly think this is real.

It's 100 percent real
Sit up, sleep later, get a lock.
(edited 2 years ago)
Reply 13
Original post by Celtic Conjurer
I heartly think this is real.


Ha, you’re awful.
(edited 2 years ago)
Original post by Celtic Conjurer
I heartly think this is real.

Celtic where do u come up with these puns :rofl:
I swear to god there was a same thread like this before
Original post by Moonlight rain
I swear to god there was a same thread like this before

I was thinking that too
Reply 17
Original post by Moonlight rain
I swear to god there was a same thread like this before


"This guy won't let me stand on his heart anymore!"?

I'm awaiting that.
(edited 2 years ago)
Original post by HaydenFordz
Celtic where do u come up with these puns :rofl:

My marvellous mind :u:
Original post by Celtic Conjurer
My marvellous mind :u:

Surely that was a half hearted attempt at an answer :biggrin:

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