A girl keeps standing on my heart

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It's happening often and I'm worried it will cause damage. I've not had any issues so far but I don't know what issues I could have.
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Like, literally standing on your chest?
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(Original post by Final Fantasy)
Like, literally standing on your chest?
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(Original post by Final Fantasy)
Like, literally standing on your chest?
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Umm, have you considered asking her to not stand on your chest?
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Umm, have you considered asking her to not stand on your chest?
I have and she does it again
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I have and she does it again
Can you please explain the logistics of what's happening exactly? Right now I'm imagining some girl comes up to you, you lay down, she then stands on your chest. Is that the gist of it? If so, have you considered... not lying down?
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Can you please explain the logistics of what's happening exactly? Right now I'm imagining some girl comes up to you, you lay down, she then stands on your chest. Is that the gist of it? If so, have you considered... not lying down?
Shes my cousin, she comes in my room jumps on my bed while I'm on my phone and does it. She's only 9 years old so I can't really stop her like push her off me or any
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Shes my cousin, she comes in my room jumps on my bed while I'm on my phone and does it. She's only 9 years old so I can't really stop her like push her off me or any
Why can't you simply pick her up and place her back on the ground and also put yourself in an upright seating or standing position?
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Why can't you simply pick her up and place her back on the ground and also put yourself in an upright seating or standing position?
I'll get in trouble with her mum
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I'll get in trouble with her mum
Will her mum stand on your chest too?
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Will her mum stand on your chest too?
No but probably shout at me. If I pick my cousin up she'll cry
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What on earth is going on with this thread? OP, I think your cousin has also stolen your back bone.
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What on earth is going on with this thread? OP, I think your cousin has also stolen your back bone.
No
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Your heart isn’t the issue here it seems your hand is, get a grip of the situation. All you have to do is not lie down when she comes near you this isn’t complicated. Why would she cry for that at 9 years old and why would her mother shout at you?
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I heartly think this is real.
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Your heart isn’t the issue here it seems your hand is, get a grip of the situation. All you have to do is not lie down when she comes near you this isn’t complicated. Why would she cry for that at 9 years old and why would her mother shout at you?
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I heartly think this is real.
It's 100 percent real
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Sit up, sleep later, get a lock.
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I heartly think this is real.
Ha, you’re awful.
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I heartly think this is real.
Celtic where do u come up with these puns :rofl:
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