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so team UK are doing well in the water sports :teehee:...
let's encourage them with some moist punnage

Board of the Rings

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that would be the Diving Board & the Olympic Rings :yep:





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no petting :naughty:
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'Swimming Through My Fingers' by ABBA :moon:

'Dive Talking' by the Bee Gees :danceboy:
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The Long Good Fall Day
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Dive Another Day - James Pond
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Im enjoying all these Daley pun threads
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Too Drunk to Tuck - Dead Kennedys
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Tom Daley got that syncing feeling just right
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'Swimming Through My Fingers' by ABBA :moon:

'Dive Talking' by the Bee Gees :danceboy:
:rave: a flawless performance Your Ladyship :girl:

The Swimmer Takes It All :rofl:

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Just in case anyone didn't know - Tom Daley's gay by the way.
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Just in case anyone didn't know - Tom Daley's gay by the way.
And ?
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The Soaker

Jumpin Jill Flash

The Long Good Fall Day
:rave: these made a big splash Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Mozambique are delighted with your work

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Senhoras,
talvez vocês tenham perdido sua Capulana?
Alcinda, a menina da mandioca encontrou uma
esta manhã atrás do galpão do helicóptero.
Foi ao lado de Thob de um cavalheiro.
Se você gostaria de recolher este item é só ir até a recepção
e bater um papo discreto com a grande Rosália.
Ela está cuidando dele em seu armário especial,
junto com muitas outras roupas, instrumentos musicais
e equipamentos de surfe.
Talvez você queira remover as manchas de sua Capulana
antes de usá-la novamente em público?
Basta pedir ao grande R um empréstimo de seu spray Cillit Bang ™
e a escova de esfregar resistente.

Zefanias Lourenço Tembo

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Capulana ?
Big Alcinda the cassava girl found one
early this morning behind the helicopter shed.
It was next to a gentleman's Thob.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Rosalia.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and surfing equipment.
Perhaps you wish to remove the stains from your Capulana
before wearing it in public again ?
Just ask big R for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Zefanias Lourenço Tembo

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Dive Another Day - James Pond :007:

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Tom Daley got that syncing feeling just right
:woo: thanks for your daley contributions Sir Meddad :teehee:

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:rave: very neat presentation Ma'am :girl:

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Im enjoying all these Daley pun threads
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

dive right in

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Too Drunk to Tuck - Dead Kennedys
:woo: we've all been there :emo:

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Just in case anyone didn't know - Tom Daley's gay by the way.
he is a Gemini
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Gogglebox.

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Mark Spitz... filthy habit imo
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