Dying for a pissWatch
It feels so good though when you finally get to go, when I went to my neighbours I had the longest piss I ever had. When I came out my gran was shocked at how long I'd been pissing for "blimey you must've really had to go, it's all that squash you drunk!" lol.
Plumber has finally fixed the loo so no more crossed legs and **** squeezing for me lol