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:dancing::blah::aetsch: Share your favourite and worst puns with everybody here on TSR! :aetsch::blah::dancing:

:eek3: Let's have a puntastic time...

:bird: :blow: Prepared to be punned...
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Celtic Conjurer this thread was made for you.
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my fav one after a internet search lol

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it
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(Original post by Obolinda)
my fav one after a internet search lol

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it
That'll be a good addition to my list of puns
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Watt is power
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(Original post by Obolinda)
my fav one after a internet search lol

I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it
She told me I was average, but she was just being mean. :ahee:
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Celtic Conjurer this thread was made for you.
Dead at how 3 people have already repped this. Guess I’ve built quite the reputation 😎
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Sure, I've got a talking poleaxe. I dunno if I'd call it intelligent, though. I mean, it's no halberd Einstein.
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I've been trying to think of a good chemistry-related one but all the good ones argon
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the bear all your daily pun threads will come in useful here :giggle:
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Watt is power
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Puns are lame without context, they have no leg to stand on.
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Watt is power
My head hertz from the frequency of these puns
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My head hertz from the frequency of these puns
A sine of the times
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A sine of the times
You're talking about a dark matter here...
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(Original post by Sinnoh)
I've been trying to think of a good chemistry-related one but all the good ones argon
Why don't you try going through all the puns periodically? :creep:
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Sure, I've got a talking poleaxe. I dunno if I'd call it intelligent, though. I mean, it's no halberd Einstein.
They both can't compare to your standard stick with a Hooke!
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I knew a nun who made puns all the time. She said it was a habit of hers
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My ceiling isn't the best, but, it's up there

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A wise man once told his wife nothing, cause he was a wise man.
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a toilet has been stolen from the police station. the detectives have nothing to go on.
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