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team UK has won a medal in skeet shooting
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me either :dontknow:


let us mix puns and guns, but in a responsible way :yep:

I Get A Round

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooti...ummer_Olympics

https://www.popularmechanics.com/mil...how-guns-work/
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Firing in the rain
Marksmanship & spencer
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Firing in the rain
Marksmanship & spencer
:woo: a fine left & right mnot :congrats:

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i aim to see you 2moro

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Dancing in the muzzle flash
LOTR the two shotguns
LOTR return of the bolt action
Harry potter and the arsenal of secrets
Harry potter and the goblet of lead shot
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These threads are a barrel of laughs
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In Conversation with John Bercow
(Small bore 3 positions)
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I do Nott know a pun but will have a Shott with this:

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
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The Shooting at the Olympics has been going with a BNAG !

Bang Outta Order
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I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
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I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
I make em scream with the Magnum.
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Happy Skeet

Sniping Missed Daisy

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24 Hours Cooling Off Period in Tulsa
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(Original post by Napp)
Dancing in the muzzle flash
LOTR the two shotguns
LOTR return of the bolt action
Harry potter and the arsenal of secrets
Harry potter and the goblet of lead shot
:woo: welcome back Napp !! you are bang on target :teehee:

the people of Samoa are delighted with your efforts

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Aliʻi,
masalo ua e faʻaseseina lau lavalava?
Big Rongomaiwhenua le teine kopi na maua se
tasi i tua atu o le faleoʻo misiona i le taeao nei.
Na sosoʻo ma le puletasi a se tamaʻitaʻi.
Afai e te manaʻo e faʻapea mai lenei aitema na ona oso atu
i le taliaina ma faia se talanoaga faʻautauta ma Malamaisaua lapoʻa.
O loʻo vaʻaia e ia i totonu o lana kapoti faʻapitoa,
faʻatasi ai ma le tele o isi lavalava, mea fai faʻili ma mea fai kuka a Keith Floyd.
Masalo e te manaʻo e aveʻese ia pisia mai lau lavalava ae e te leʻi toe faʻamau?
Na ona ole atu ia M tele mo se nonogatupe o lana Cillit Bang ™ spray ma le malosi olo olo.

Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete

Sui Pule Lagolago o misia mea ma lena


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Sir, maybe you’ve messed up your clothes?
Big Rongomaiwhenua the copy girl found someone
behind the mission barn this morning.
This was followed by a woman's purse.
If you want to say this item just jump on the bandwagon
and have a thoughtful conversation with the big Malamaisaua.
She is seen in her closet, along with many of Keith Floyd’s other clothing,
accessories and cooking utensils.
Maybe you want to remove stains from your clothes before you reapply?
Just ask the big M for a loan of his Cillit Bang ™ spray and strong tower.

Caution Drilling Cameras

Deputy Assistant Manager is missing things and that



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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your lavalava ?
Big Rongomaiwhenua the copra girl found one
behind the mission hut early this morning.
It was next to a lady's puletasi.
If you would like to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Malamaisaua.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and Keith Floyd cookery books.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your lavalava before putting it back on ?
Just ask big M for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Kamekona Fala'auimafui Faaeteete

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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These threads are a barrel of laughs
:woo: thanks for giving it a shot Trinc :teehee:

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(Original post by nulli tertius)
In Conversation with John Bercow
(Small bore 3 positions)
:woo: he thought his peerage was automatic :teehee:

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I could write something, but I'd be in breach of the rules and would have to bolt before taking stock.
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I do Nott know a pun but will have a Shott with this:

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.

The Shooting at the Olympics has been going with a BNAG !

Bang Outta Order

I scream when shot by a Magnum 🤔
:woo: these are high calibre puns Sir Meddad !! :yay:

the people of Samoa are experiencing a magnitude 5.3 mirthquake :afraid:

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Alii,
atonu na outou faʻalogo i tala o aitu i le
suiga o potu / potu taele.
Matou te fautua malosi atu ia e taofi mai le mapumapu iina,
aemaise pe a pogisa.
E le gata i lea, o le chewing gum e mafai ona
faʻaosoina ai le osofaʻiga aitu.
Afai o loʻo e feagai ma se agavaʻa supernatural
o le na o savali i tua filemu i le taliaina,
taofia uma taliga ufiufi ma oe taumatau mata tapunia.
Big Talalelei o se poto masani faʻapitoa o le a feagai
ma le faʻafetauia lelei ma le faʻafitauli.

Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete

Sui Komesina Lagolago mo le lalolagi o agaga ma lena

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Gentlemen,
you may have heard rumors of aitu in the changing rooms/shower area.
We strongly recommend that you refrain from whistling there, especially after dark.
Also chewing gum can trigger an aitu attack.
If you are faced with an agressive supernatural being
just walk backwards calmly to reception,
keeping both ears covered and your right eye shut.
Big Talalelei is an experienced faʻataulāitu
who will deal effectively with the problem.

Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete

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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Happy Skeet

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:rave: well executed Your Ladyship :girl:

#1 and #3 were especially well targeted :yep:

the people of Samoa are clutching their sides

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Tamaʻitaʻi,
masalo ua e faʻaseseina lau puletasi?
Big Rongomaiwhenua le teine kopi na maua
se tasi i tua atu o le faleoʻo misiona i le taeao nei.
Sa i tafatafa o le aliʻi o le lavalava.
Afai e te manaʻo e faʻapea mai lenei aitema na ona oso atu i le taliaina
ma faia se talanoaga faʻautauta ma Malamaisaua lapoʻa.
O loʻo vaʻaia e ia i totonu o lana kapoti faʻapitoa,
faʻatasi ai ma le tele o isi lavalava, mea fai faʻili ma mea fai kuka a Keith Floyd.
Masalo e te manaʻo e aveʻese le pisia mai lau puletasi ae e te leʻi toe faʻamau?
Na ona ole atu ia M tele mo se nonogatupe o lana Mr Muscle ™ spray
ma le brillo pad.

Kamekona Falaʻauimafui Faaeteete

Sui Pule Lagolago o misia mea ma lena

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Ladies,
maybe you’ve cheated your purse?
Big Rongomaiwhenua the copy girl found
someone behind the mission barn this morning.
He was next to the gentleman of the robe.
If you want to say this item just jump on the bandwagon
and have a thoughtful conversation with the big Malamaisaua.
She is seen in her closet, along with many of Keith Floyd’s other clothing,
accessories and cooking utensils.
Maybe you want to remove the stain from your browser before you re -install?
Just ask M a lot for a loan of his Mr Muscle ™ spray and brillo pad.

Caution Drilling Cameras

Deputy Assistant Manager is missing things and that


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Spoiler:
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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your puletasi ?
Big Rongomaiwhenua the copra girl found one
behind the mission hut early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's lavalava .
If you would like to claim this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Malamaisaua.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and Keith Floyd cookery books.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your puletasi before putting it back on ?
Just ask big M for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the brillo pad.

Kamekona Fala'auimafui Faaeteete

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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