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so today team UK won a silver medal in weightlifting :woo:

let us use punnage to explore heavy stuff :yep:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_weightlifting

https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/heavy

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/an...or/weight.html
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I can't weight to see the replies to this thread
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I can't weight to see the replies to this thread
There will be tonnes of puns
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There will be tonnes of puns
That's a weight off my mind to know that
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I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.
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I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.
I will weight and see what you come up with
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I can't weight to see the replies to this thread
:woo:there should be tons of them :yep:

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There will be tonnes of puns

I'm going to put the kettle-bell on and drink tea whilst I a-mass some puns.
:rave: nice pair Your Ladyship :girl:

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Clean on Me
The Powerlift of Love
The Jerker
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The dumbbell of the ball
Bars in her eyes
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Harry Potter wanted to find a way into weightlifting - he tried the Dumb Bell Door.
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Clean on Me
The Powerlift of Love
The Jerker
:rave: the people of Ireland are clutching their sides, so they are Your Ladyship:girl:

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A mhná,
b’fhéidir go bhfuil deacracht agat céile a aimsiú don leanbh is sine agat?
Is féidir gur galar é, go háirithe má thit siad amach ón gcrann gránna,
nó mura iad na claideamh is géire san armlann.
Ná bíodh éadóchas ort! Táimid sásta seirbhísí fáiltithe Mhuireann a sholáthar.
Is Babhdóir í a bhfuil taithí aici agus tá teistiméireachtaí aici
ó go leor custaiméirí sásta a roinnt leat, mar sin atá aici.
Má theipeann ar an bpósadh laistigh de thrí bliana, fillfidh B mór gach punt ort.

Féthchú Ó Maoilmhiadhaigh

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta blásta pósta agus sin


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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be an ordeal, especially if they fell out of the ugly tree,
or if they are not the sharpest claideamh in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are happy to provide the services of big Muireann off reception.
She is an experienced Babhdóir and has testimonials
from many happy customers to share with you, so she has.
If the marriage fails within three years, big B will return every punt to you.

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Is Squat, Clean and Jerk a weightlifting discipline or some sort of bathroom habit ?
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The dumbbell of the ball
Bars in her eyes
:woo: well played mnot :yay:

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Harry Potter wanted to find a way into weightlifting - he tried the Dumb Bell Door.

Is Squat, Clean and Jerk a weightlifting discipline or some sort of bathroom habit ?
:woo: we leave the heavy lifting to you Sir Meddad ! :ahee:

the people of Ireland are experiencing a magnitude 2.3 mirthquake, so they are :yep:

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Custaiméirí luachmhara,
ná déan do mhóin a thriomú ar radaitheoirí an tseomra feistis.
Téann sé go crumbly go léir agus déanann sé praiseach ar na cuirtíní.
Deir Big Bairbre, an bhean ghlantacháin,
go bhfágfaidh sí má fheiceann sí móin eile ansin.

Féthchú Ó Maoilmhiadhaigh

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta breosla orgánaigh agus sin

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Valued customers,
please do not dry your peat on the changing room radiators.
It goes all crumbly and makes a mess on the curtains.
Big Bairbre the cleaning lady says that she will leave
if she sees any more peat there.

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Taxi Rank 🤔
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Snatch of the day
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is this rhyming slang ?

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is this rhyming slang ?

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It's where you weight for a lift. If you are in the process of doing that you may be weightlifting.

An alternative explanation is that my mind works in mysterious ways beyond the comprehension of normal human beings.
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