Make it More Teenager-ey !!

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the amazing Sky Brown is only 13 !! let us use punnage to remind ourselves of our teenage years innit

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many teens enjoy skating like Sky Brown. telling someone to kiss your skate means you want them to go away


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Donatello anyone, but teenage mutant ninja are Turtley cool.
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
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Milk Bar of the Sixth Happiness

Jim’ll Molest It
:woo: you are having it large Sir Nulli !! :yay:

#4 brings back horrorshow memories of drinking Moloko plus at the Korovo Milkbar.

the people of Russia are lovin' it :yep:

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Господа,
может быть, вы потеряли свою ушанку?
Большая Селестина, девочка-новичок,
сегодня рано утром нашла одну за картофелиной.
Рядом был женский кокошник.
Если вы хотите забрать этот предмет, просто зайдите на стойку
регистрации и немного поболтайте с большой Ларисой.
Она хранит его в своем специальном шкафу вместе со многими
другими предметами одежды, музыкальными инструментами
и шпионским оборудованием.
Может быть, вы хотите удалить пятна со своей ушанки,
прежде чем носить ее на публике?
Просто попросите у большой L одолжить ей спрей
Cillit Bang ™ и гребень от блох.

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Ushanka ?
Big Celestyna the novichok girl found one
behind the potato clamp early this morning.
It was next to a lady's Kokoshnik.
If you would like to collect this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Larissa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and espionage equipment.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains
from your Ushanka before wearing it in public ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the flea comb.

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The Inbetweenies Movie - Jake and Milo go on a lads holiday
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

choice punnage cuz

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:rave: why do you have to do all the amazing puns Your Ladyship. you never leave any for me :emo:

the people of Russia are spilling their zavarka :yep:

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Дамы,
может быть, вы потеряли кокошник?
Большая Селестина, девочка-новичок,
сегодня рано утром нашла одну за картофелиной.
Рядом была джентльменская ушанка.
Если вы хотите забрать этот предмет,
просто зайдите на стойку регистрации и немного
поболтайте с большой Ларисой.
Она хранит его в своем специальном
шкафу вместе со многими другими предметами одежды,
музыкальными инструментами и шпионским оборудованием.
Может быть, вы хотите удалить пятна со своего кокошника,
прежде чем носить его на публике?
Просто попросите у большой L одолжить ей спрей
Mr Muscle ™ и прочную щетку для чистки.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Kokoshnik ?
Big Celestyna the novichok girl found one
behind the potato clamp early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's Ushanka .
If you would like to collect this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Larissa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garmenst,
musical instruments and espionage equipment.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your Kokoshnik
before wearing it in public ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Ippolit Koshechkin Svyatoslavovich

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Donatello anyone, but teenage mutant ninja are Turtley cool.
:woo: sk8 is lyf :teehee:

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ah there you are laura

a fine portion of punnage :yep:

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:rave: why do you have to do all the amazing puns Your Ladyship. you never leave any for me :emo:

the people of Russia are spilling their zavarka :yep:

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Дамы,
может быть, вы потеряли кокошник?
Большая Селестина, девочка-новичок,
сегодня рано утром нашла одну за картофелиной.
Рядом была джентльменская ушанка.
Если вы хотите забрать этот предмет,
просто зайдите на стойку регистрации и немного
поболтайте с большой Ларисой.
Она хранит его в своем специальном
шкафу вместе со многими другими предметами одежды,
музыкальными инструментами и шпионским оборудованием.
Может быть, вы хотите удалить пятна со своего кокошника,
прежде чем носить его на публике?
Просто попросите у большой L одолжить ей спрей
Mr Muscle ™ и прочную щетку для чистки.

Ипполит Кошечкин Святославович

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Kokoshnik ?
Big Celestyna the novichok girl found one
behind the potato clamp early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's Ushanka .
If you would like to collect this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Larissa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garmenst,
musical instruments and espionage equipment.
Maybe you would like to remove the stains from your Kokoshnik
before wearing it in public ?
Just ask big L for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Ippolit Koshechkin Svyatoslavovich

Deputy Assistant Commissar of missing things and that
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:rave: your puns are developing very quickly Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of Russia would like you to show them your cathedrals :yep:

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Дамы,
возможно, у вас возникли проблемы с поиском супруга для старшего ребенка?
Это проблема для многих семей, особенно если молодой человек упал с уродливого
дерева или если он не самый острый рогатина в арсенале.
Не отчаивайся ! Мы можем предложить Вам услуги большой Екатерины на ресепшн.
Она опытная сваха, у которой есть множество отзывов довольных клиентов, которыми она может поделиться с вами.
Если брак развалится в течение трех лет, вы гарантированно получите обратно каждую копейку.

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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a spouse for your eldest child ?
It is a problem for many families, especially if the young person fell out of the ugly tree,
or if they are not the sharpest rogatina in the armory.
Do not despair !
We can offer you the services of big Yekaterina off reception.
She is an experienced svakha who has many testimonials from satisfied customers to share with you.
If the marriage fails within three years you are guaranteed to receive back every kopek.

Vissarion Osennykh Denisovich

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My own teenager was never like that.... complete horror at 9 years old though.
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