Make it More Cycling-ey !!

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team UK have golded today in cycling :woo:

let's celebrate with some wheely good puns

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i was going to suggest Make it More Omnium-ey !! but thought the wheels would quickly come off :teehee:


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We wheel, we wheel rock you

Pumped up kicks😳

Rick-rolling 😂
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Bike tyson
Team GB in the pedals!
Wheel team 6
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We wheel, we wheel rock you

Pumped up kicks😳

Rick-rolling 😂
:woo: these are raleigh raleigh good my friend

the people of Yugoslavia are spilling their Šljivovica :yep:

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Уважаемые покупатели,
пожалуйста, не сушите табак на батареях для переодевания.
Он создает резкий запах, который остается на шторах.
Большая Блаженка, уборщица, говорит, что от этого у нее болит голова.
Вы можете оставить свой табак на стойке регистрации.
В Big Željka есть специальный шкаф для сушки листьев и тому подобное.

Крешимир Божо Биланджич

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Valued customers,
please do not dry your tobacco on the changing room radiators.
It creates a pungent smell which lingers on the curtains.
Big Blaženka the cleaning lady says it gives her a headache.
You are welcome to leave your tobacco at reception.
Big Željka has a special cupboard for drying leaves and that.

Krešimir Božo Bilandžić

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Bike's Hard Lemonade
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Bike tyson
Team GB in the pedals!
Wheel team 6
:woo: a flying start mnot !! :yay:

the people of Yugoslavia are experiencing a magnitude 2.5 mirthquake :yep:

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Уважаемые клиенты,
может быть, вы слышали слухи о Русалке в раздевалке / душевой?
Если вы видите красивых, вечно молодых девушек
с красными или зелеными волосами,
то это могут быть просто некоторые из малышек с опытом работы.
На всякий случай спокойно идите к стойке регистрации,
держа оба уха закрытыми, а правый глаз закрытым.
Если у вас есть чеснок или полынь, бросьте их в злое привидение.
Когда доберетесь до стойки регистрации, поговорите с большим Зденькой.
Она опытная чаробница и эффективно справится с злоумышленниками.


Крешимир Божо Биланджич

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сверхъестественному и тому подобное.

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Valued customers,
maybe you have heard rumors of Rusalkas in the changing rooms/shower area ?
If you see beautiful, eternally young girls with red or green hair
then it could just be some of the work experience babes.
To be on the safe side walk calmly backwards to reception,
keeping both ears covered and your right eye closed.
If you have some garlic or wormwood with you throw them at the evil apparition.
When you reach reception have a chat with big Zdenka.
She is an experienced čarobnica and will deal effectively with the intruders.


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Bike's Hard Lemonade
:woo: very refreshing Sire ! :yay:

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Kenny believe it. Wheelie Bin looking forward to this tread. I particularly Lycra the opportunity to re-Cycle some old puns about Victorious Pedalton. Hopefully get a Laura laughs if I Trott out some puns here.
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Kenny believe it.

Wheelie Bin looking forward to this thread.

I particularly Lycra the opportunity to re-Cycle some old puns about Victorious Pedalton.

Hopefully get a Laura laughs if I Trott out some puns here.
:woo: let's hope we don't derail your progress Sir Meddad

the people of Yugoslavia are clutching their sides :yep:

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Gospodo,
možda ste pogrešno položili svoj opanak?
velika Kornelija, djevojka s češnjakom pronašla
je jednu na kupalištu rano jutros.
Bilo je to pokraj jedne damske šajkače.
Ako želite prikupiti ovaj predmet, samo navratite na recepciju
i diskretno razgovarajte s velikom Snježanom.
Ona ga brine u svom posebnom ormaru,
zajedno s mnogim drugim odjevnim predmetima,
glazbenim instrumentima i ****alicama.
Možda biste htjeli očistiti svoj opanak prije
nego što ga ponovno stavite?
Samo zatražite od velikog S -a posudbu njezinog
Cillit Bang ™ spreja i sjajne podloge.

Krešimir Božo Bilandžić

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your opanak ?
big Kornelija the garlic girl found one
at the bathing place early this morning.
It was next to a lady's šajkača.
If you would like to collect this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Snježana.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and jigsaw puzzles.
Maybe you would like to clean up your opanak before putting it back on ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the brillo pad.

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wheel meet again...

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THis man can think of more bike puns than I ever could
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At the front of the pelaton is the red top the gold top and the green Jersey. The blue top has been sterilised.

(This is the story of the Milk Race)
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Five Go to Keirin Island

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Edward and Tom Simpson

Beryl Burton the Peril

At the front of the peleton is the red top the gold top and the green Jersey. The blue top has been sterilised.

(This is the story of the Milk Race)

Five Go to Keirin Island

(My money is on the guy riding the motorbike)
:woo: a breathtaking breakaway Sir Nulli !! :yay:

the people of Yugoslavia are overcome with mirth :yep:

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Господа,
можеби имате тешкотии да најдете
сопружник за вашето најстаро дете?
Може да биде доста проблем, особено
ако паднале од грдото дрво,
или ако не се најострите Јатагани во коњаницата.
Не очајувај!
Ние можеме да ви ги понудиме услугите
на големиот Благородна на рецепција.
Таа е искусен сватовник кој може да ви
покаже препораки од многу среќни клиенти.
Нејзините надоместоци се доста скромни,
и ако бракот не успее во рок од три години,
таа ќе ви го врати секој денар.

Анѓелко Гаврил Сврзикапа

Заменик помошник комесар за брачно блаженство и тоа

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you are having difficulty finding a spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be quite the problem, especially if they fell out of the ugly tree,
or if they are not the sharpest Yatagan in the cavalry.
Do not despair !
We can offer you the services of big Blagorodna off reception.
She is an experienced сватовник
who can show you testimonials from many happy customers.
Her fees are quite modest,
and if the marriage fails within three years she will return every denar to you.

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THis man can think of more bike puns than I ever could
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:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :holmes:

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Hey peeps!!!!
Long time no see
Hope you’re all well

I want to brake free

Mad max under the velodrome


The wheels on the autobus go round and round

Backdrafting

Once upon a time trial
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Hey peeps!!!!
Long time no see
Hope you’re all well

I want to brake free

Mad max under the velodrome


The wheels on the autobus go round and round

Backdrafting

Once upon a time trial
:rave: welcome back Your Ladyship !!!! :girl:

we've wheely missed you :hugs:

the people of Yugoslavia are delighted with your work :yep:

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Дами,
можеби ја погрешивте својата Шајкаша?
голема Корнелија девојката лук најде една
на местото за капење рано утрово.
Беше покрај џентлменски опанак.
Ако сакате да ја соберете оваа ставка само
попнете на прием и дискретно разговарајте со големата Сњежана.
Таа го чува во нејзиниот специјален орман,
заедно со многу други алишта, музички инструменти и сложувалки.
Можеби би сакале да ја исчистите вашата Шајкаша пред да ја вратите?
Само побарајте од големата С да и позајми нејзиниот спреј
Mr Muscle and и цврста четка за чистење.

Крешимир Божо Биланџиќ

Заменик помошник другар за пропуштени работи и тоа


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your šajkača ?
big Kornelija the garlic girl found one
at the bathing place early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's opanak.
If you would like to collect this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Snježana.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and jigsaw puzzles.
Maybe you would like to clean up your šajkača before putting it back on ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Krešimir Božo Bilandžić

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