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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    and how come I have to type in the smilies? where have my THINGS gone?!
    They've been taken away by a dominant wetworks mod, for your cheek.
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    You heard it here first folks:

    absolute complete and utter moron says:
    oh btw
    absolute complete and utter moron says:
    scottish is the new gay

    YER ALL SCOTTISH AND YER MA'S SCOTTISH
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    (Original post by Toy Soldier)
    They've been taken away by a dominant wetworks mod, for your cheek.
    But i'm not cheeky

    oh wait :BUMWIGGLE

    damn that wasn't the code for bumwiggling
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    absolute complete and utter moron says:
    scottish is the new gay
    Huzzah! I'm going to buy a new handbag in celebration. One with sparkliez.
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    Homeless = no council tax and all the newspapers you can eat

    gays = No pregnancy scares

    black people = does well in sunlight. does not burn like lobster. also can pull "racist" card at will to make people do what you want. [only if you're a less honourable person, though]

    terrorists = it doesn't matter what they sentence you to. As far as you're concerned you'll go to heaven.

    Children = no tax, mummy does the cooking, cleaning and washing. All you have to do is keep your bedroom tidy.
    oooh A-. A little more detail on gays needed. Also, capitalise the 'G' for future reference.
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    (Original post by Toy Soldier)
    Huzzah! I'm going to buy a new handbag in celebration. One with sparkliez.
    Get a manicure while you're at it, you won't look scottish without.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    But i'm not cheeky

    oh wait :BUMWIGGLE

    damn that wasn't the code for bumwiggling
    No... it's "bootyshak". Which turns me on. I want to go to the Bhootay Shack. And you are cheeky, you were being cheeky about the wetworks mods.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    Get a manicure while you're at it, you won't look scottish without.
    I have an obsessive compulsive thing about my nails anyway. Here I sit, filing away...
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    (Original post by Toy Soldier)
    No... it's "bootyshak". Which turns me on. I want to go to the Bhootay Shack. And you are cheeky, you were being cheeky about the wetworks mods.
    :bootyshak did that work

    I wasn't. I was being honest about your intentions, you filthy, filthy person.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    :bootyshak did that work

    I wasn't. I was being honest about your intentions, you filthy, filthy person.
    you were being honest about being a black gay underage terrorist soldier who was almost homeless? hahha? what the heck are you on about?
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    (Original post by Toy Soldier)
    I have an obsessive compulsive thing about my nails anyway. Here I sit, filing away...
    I had one about my hands. Are you like one of those really cool metrosexual guys?
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    Okay, Gays.

    [for the males] automatic fag hag accessories. Can use ladies toilets without fear of retribution.

    For hot Lesbians, you can make a man do anything you want, because you're a hot lesbian.

    For Bulldykes, you can make a man do what you want, because if he doesn't, you'll knock his teeth out.
    Ooh melikes. Now to choose which one to join.
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    (Original post by Dr_Death)
    you were being honest about being a black gay underage terrorist soldier who was almost homeless? hahha? what the heck are you on about?
    naw but it was worth a try. I was looking at my options.
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    (Original post by lessthanthree)
    Hot lesbian, for sure.
    I think I like you. We should hook up.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    I had one about my hands. Are you like one of those really cool metrosexual guys?
    No, unfortunately I'm not scrawny enough to get away with it.
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    (Original post by Toy Soldier)
    No, unfortunately I'm not scrawny enough to get away with it.
    You don't have to be scrawny. Just be CHIC.
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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    You don't have to be scrawny. Just be CHIC.
    #a scrawny chicken? What the heck?
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    (Original post by Dr_Death)
    #a scrawny chicken? What the heck?
    chic
    adj. chic·er, chic·est

    1. Conforming to the current fashion; stylish: chic clothes; a chic boutique.
    2. Adopting or setting current fashions and styles; sophisticated: chic, well-dressed young executives

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    (Original post by IHavePMS)
    You don't have to be scrawny. Just be CHIC.
    You do, to be properly metrosexual you have to be around 5'10 with a small yet slightly athletic build. I'm too tall, and therefore have to alternate between a good build and chubbiness in order to not look like a beanpole. It's all very complex. Trying to be metrosexual would make me seem like a large poof, rather than chic.

    I do manage to pull off a slight metrosexual campness on occasion though... but this is more down to the fact that two of my best friends are gay and one is he campest straight man on earth. Campness rubs off, if you'll excuse the pun.
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    Metrosexuals are the people who stand about in train stations shouting "Metro! Get your free copy of Metro here!", aren't they?
 
 
 
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