How many of you recognise some of the following situations?
"You got a lecture today?"
"Nope. You?"
"Yeah."
End.
"I've got so much work to do."
"Yeah same."
"What you doin'?"
"Some economics. You?"
"Just some reading for history."
"Cool."
End.
"You goin' out tonight?"
"No. You?"
"Yeah just down the pub."
End.
"You up to much over the weekend?"
"Nah. You?"
"Nah."
End.
"What are you studying then?"
"Physics. What about you?"
"Politics."
"How are you finding it?"
"Yeah it's alright. What about you?"
"It's cool, yeah."
End.
"So where are you from?"
"South London. You?"
"Shropshire."
"Oh cool."
"Oh, have you been there then?"
"Nope."
End.
"So what kind of music you into?"
"Erm . . . a bit of everything really."
"Yeah same."
End.
*Guy walks into the kitchen while another is preparing food*
"Oh hey!"
"Alright?"
"Yeah, you?"
"Yeah not bad thanks."
*awkward and oppressive silence persists until someone leaves the room*
After alcohol however:"I love you guys!!!"
"Yeah!!"
"Wohoo!!"
"xxxxx Uni rocks!!!"
"Have another shot!!"
"Have some of my mixer!"
"Cheers mate!!"
"OMG I love this song!!"
"Turn it up!!"
* everyone sings in a drunken stupor*:
"
Cos we all justwannabe BIG ROCKSTARS!!
And live in *falters* . . . fifteen cars!!" . . .Feel free to add your own experieces to the list!