Two Lawyers are in a bar, when a hot blonde woman in a short skirt walks into the bar.
One lawyer turns to the other and says: "i'd like to screw her"
The other lawyer turns around and replies......
"out of what?"
A man stands i a queue for the toilet. He feels a pair of hands on his shoulders. Turning round he asks the bloke what the hell he's doing.
"i'm a masseur," he replies, "i'm practicing my job".
"well i'm a lawyer" says the first man "but you don't see me trying to screw the man in front"
Two dyslexics are skiing down a mountain wondering whether they're going zig-zag or zag-zig as they ski down the slope. So they decide to ask a bloke on the mountain.
The first guy says "is it zig-zag or zag-zig?"
The bloke replies "I don't know, i'm a tobogganist."
So the second guy says "oh, in that case i'll have 20 Lambert and Butler"
Re: the thread title, if it WAS PC then it wouldn't be funny. PC almost means the removal of humour...
This is the second most non-pc joke i know.
Q. Whats the difference between a Porsche and 100 dead babies?
A. There's no Porsche in my garage.
The most non-pc joke i know involves rocks and dead babies but if i tell that i'll get chucked off