Make it More Gas-ey !!

Watch
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#1
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#1
Gas has been all over the news today... let us use our punnage tools to help solve the crisis :yep:

Name:  xylene.png
Views: 12
Size:  163.3 KB

Spoiler:
Show
Xylene (C8H10) is a colorless, flammable liquid with a sweet odour. It can also be found as a gas. It is not good for you.



Spoiler:
Show
0
reply
tinygirl96
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#2
Report 4 weeks ago
#2
Little Shop of Gassy Horrors
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#3
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gases

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/an...d-for/gas.html
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#4
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#4
(Original post by tinygirl96)
Little Shop of Gassy Horrors
:rave: thanks for this ... it's a gas :five:

Name:  aeropuns.jpg
Views: 6
Size:  48.2 KB
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#5
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#5
Name:  arg.png
Views: 5
Size:  118.1 KB
0
reply
Dentaldreams
Badges: 17
Rep:
?
#6
Report 4 weeks ago
#6
All the gas puns Argon
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#7
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#7
(Original post by Dentaldreams)
All the gas puns Argon
:woo: there are plenty more floating around :teehee:
0
reply
nulli tertius
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#8
Report 4 weeks ago
#8
Gascold* in Alex

*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms
0
reply
nulli tertius
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#9
Report 4 weeks ago
#9
Dial Emgas* for Murder

* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands
0
reply
nulli tertius
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#10
Report 4 weeks ago
#10
Plan 9 from Burton on Trent*

*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.
0
reply
nulli tertius
Badges: 21
Rep:
?
#11
Report 4 weeks ago
#11
The Gasman Cometh
0
reply
meddad
Badges: 17
Rep:
?
#12
Report 4 weeks ago
#12
Even Chaucer wrote about gas:

This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"

I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
0
reply
Joinedup
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#13
Report 4 weeks ago
#13
Gaseous Clay - Olympic boxing gold medallist
0
reply
meddad
Badges: 17
Rep:
?
#14
Report 4 weeks ago
#14
(Original post by Joinedup)
Gaseous Clay - Olympic boxing gold medallist
He certainly blew away the opposition
0
reply
username5837941
Badges: 3
Rep:
?
#15
Report 4 weeks ago
#15
Argon with the Wind

Spoiler:
Show
Argon is known for undergoing little or no chemical reactions. In this spin off Scarlett, Rhett, Ashley have all their focus turned away from love chemistry and stay as platonic comrades.
Last edited by username5837941; 4 weeks ago
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#16
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#16
(Original post by nulli tertius)
Gascold* in Alex

*Gascold was a brand of gas fridges sold in Gas Showrooms

Dial Emgas* for Murder

* Emgas was the Gas Board for the East Midlands

Plan 9 from Burton on Trent*

*Burton on Trent was the first town in Britain to be converted from Town Gas to North Sea Gas.

The Gasman Cometh
:woo: the audience gasp in amazement Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Portugal are spilling their Ginja :yep:

Name:  purple1.png
Views: 4
Size:  123.7 KB

Senhores,
por favor, não preguem peças tolas às recepcionistas
quando elas adormecem depois do almoço.
Tentar atirar pedras de cereja em sua boca é desrespeitoso e perigoso.
Uma pedra pode alojar-se na faringe com consequências fatais.
Apostar nessa atividade idiota viola a legislação estadual e local.
Tenham uma vida, seus otários de pedra.

Fernão Jerónimo Gusmão

Superintendente Assistente Adjunto de segurança da equipe e que

Spoiler:
Show
Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish tricks on the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Trying to flick cherry stones into their mouth is both disrespectful and dangerous.
A stone could become lodged in the pharynx with fatal consequences.
Betting on this idiotic activity contravenes both State and Local legislation.
Get a life you pebble suckers.

Fernão Jerónimo Gusmão

Deputy Assistant Overseer of staff safety and that
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#17
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#17
(Original post by meddad)
Even Chaucer wrote about gas:

This Nicholas just then let fly a fart,as loud as it had been a thunder-clap, And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;But he was ready with his iron hot And Nicholas right in the arse he got. Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout, That for the pain he thought that he should die.And like one mad he started in to cry,"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"

I believe this formed the basis for the film.... Live and Let Fly, the one where James Bond blew his cover.
:woo: Sire thou art verily steepèd in gaseous lore; we are blown away forsooth :adore:

Name:  pjcoin.png
Views: 4
Size:  460.3 KB
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#18
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#18
(Original post by Joinedup)
Gaseous Clay - Olympic boxing gold medallist
:woo: this is a heavyweight pun Sir J ! we are knocked out :five:

Name:  tier1party.jpg
Views: 3
Size:  48.9 KB
Last edited by the bear; 4 weeks ago
0
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#19
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#19
(Original post by sealonester)
Argon with the Wind

Spoiler:
Show
Argon is known for undergoing little or no chemical reactions. In this spin off Scarlett, Rhett, Ashley have all their focus turned away from love chemistry and stay as platonic comrades.
:woo: a fine start to your TSR punnage career my friend :congrats:

Welcome to the gasometer of puns

Name:  ovalgas.png
Views: 3
Size:  179.0 KB

Please sew this badge onto your TSR overalls:

Name:  anavypunnery.png
Views: 3
Size:  162.4 KB
Last edited by the bear; 4 weeks ago
1
reply
the bear
Badges: 20
Rep:
?
#20
Report Thread starter 4 weeks ago
#20
Name:  fortk.png
Views: 3
Size:  294.6 KB
0
reply
X

Quick Reply

Attached files
Write a reply...
Reply
new posts
Back
to top
Latest
My Feed

See more of what you like on
The Student Room

You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

Personalise

Have you made your mind up on your five uni choices?

Yes, and I've sent off my application! (206)
55.98%
I've made my choices but havent sent my application yet (50)
13.59%
I've got a good idea about the choices I want to make (41)
11.14%
I'm researching but still not sure which universities I want to apply to (33)
8.97%
I haven't started researching yet (22)
5.98%
Something else (let us know in the thread!) (16)
4.35%

Watched Threads

View All