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as we try not to rush to top up our tanks... let's use punnage to investigate this crucial topic :holmes:

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we rely on maritime deliveries of oil and that




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Rocket fuel gets you high.....so does Coke

One is more fuelish than the other
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Is this the thread for fuelish people posting puns ?
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Oh, you beaut ethanol


Pop goes the Diesel
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Jumpin Jack flash it's a North Sea Gas
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Watts going on? - four non-blondes
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(Original post by meddad)
Rocket fuel gets you high.....so does Coke

One is more fuelish than the other

Is this the thread for fuelish people posting puns ?
:woo: good work Sir Meddad ! :yay:

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Oh, you beaut ethanol


Pop goes the Diesel

Jumpin Jack flash it's a North Sea Gas

Watts going on? - four non-blondes
:woo: good work Sir J !! :thrasher:

do you have sympathy for the diesel ? :beard:

the people of Samoa are clutching their sides :yep:

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Alii e,
faamolemole aua le faapunaina au galuega i le sui potu.
Latou te tosina mai lago ma isi iniseti.
O manulele e pei o manulele lele e omai e 'aʻai iniseti,
ma faʻaleagaina pupuni i o latou vae tusitusi.
Na taʻua e le tamaitai tele o Rongomaiwhenua,
o le tamaitai faamamaina, o le vaiaso na teʻa nei,
na oso sao ai lava ia se cuckooshrike i lona alatoto.
Aisea e le tuʻua ai au gaoi i le 'aiga?
Big Fetuilelagi o loʻo iai se kapoti faʻapitoa mo fualaʻau faʻamaʻa ma isi.

Neʻigalomeatiga Bambang Tonumaipeʻa

Sui Pule Lagolago o fualaʻau ma lena

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Gentlemen,
please do not boil your eddoes in the changing rooms.
They attract flies and other insects.
Birds such as flycatchers come to eat the insects,
and damage the curtains with their pointy feet.
Big Rongomaiwhenua the cleaning lady says that last week
a cuckooshrike pecked right through her varicose vein.
Why not leave your eddoes at reception ?
Big Fetuilelagi has a special cupboard for starchy vegetables and that.

Ne'igalomeatiga Bambang Tonumaipe'a

Deputy Assistant Manager of vegetables and that
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Paw Petrol

(never let your friend's mum talk you into babysitting her kid who constantly watches Paw Patrol. I speak from experience.)
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Paw Petrol

(never let your friend's mum talk you into babysitting her kid who constantly watches Paw Patrol. I speak from experience.)
:woo: Sieur it would be an honour to be babysat by thyself :adore:

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Fuel for your bussing no more - Whitesnake


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Fuel for your bussing no more - Whitesnake


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:woo: high octane punnage Sir J !! :crazy:

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^^ sorry thats the best I could come up with
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...watt
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My Chariot is on Fire
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(Original post by Laurence010401)
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^^ sorry thats the best I could come up with
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

don't worry :console:

just send us the video and we will be happy :yep:

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...watt
:woo: more power to your elbow nm :ahee:

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