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let us cheer up our golfers with some punnage after they lost to the Americans in Wisconsin today :console:

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In 19th century Dorset, farmers used to play a version of golf in the fields after harvesting



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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_golf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_golfers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...United_Kingdom
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Fairway to Hell - AC/DC
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Fairway to Hell - AC/DC
:woo: straight down the middle Sir J !! :yay:

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see you at the clubhouse 2moro !

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Fantastic Fore
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The Swing Ring

It's Been a Pars Days Night

Carry on up the Bunker

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Fantastic Fore
:woo: an excellent approach pun nm :congrats:

please wear this badge on your TSR golf sweater:

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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
The Swing Ring

It's Been a Pars Days Night

Carry on up the Bunker

My Fairway Lady
:rave: well controlled delivery Your Ladyship :girl:

#4 is especially hilarious :yep:

the people of Korea are spilling their Bokbunja ju :beard:

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숙녀 여러분, 혹시 조바위를 잘못 놓았습니까?
오늘 아침 일찍 찜질방 뒤에서 큰 망졸녀가 하나 발견했습니다.
신사의 나막신 한 쌍 옆에 있었다.
이 아이템을 수집하고 싶다면 리셉션에 들러 빅 소봉과 조용히 대화를 나누세요.
그녀는 다른 많은 의복, 악기 및 배구 장비와 함께 그녀의 특별한 찬장에서 그것을 돌보고 있습니다.
다시 넣기 전에 Jobawi에서 얼룩을 제거하고 싶습니까?
큰 S에게 그녀의 Cilit Bang™ 스프레이와 튼튼한 수세미를 빌려달라고 요청하십시오.

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Ladies,
have you ever placed a rock on the wrong stone?
Early this morning, a big dapper found one behind the jjimjilbang.
Next to a pair of gentleman's clogs.
If you would like to collect this item, stop by the reception and speak quietly with Big Sobong.
She takes care of it in her special cupboard along with many other clothing,
musical instruments and volleyball gear.
Want to remove stains from your Jobawi before putting them back in?
Ask Big S to borrow her Cilit Bang™ spray and sturdy scrubber.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Jobawi ?
Big Mangjol the persimmon girl found one behind the jjimjilbang early this morning.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's Namaksin.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Sobong.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard, along with many other garments,
musical instruments and volleyball equipment.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Jobawi before popping it back on ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Hyong Bong Chong-Yol

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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The Fore Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Fairway Cross the Mersey.

Lucy - great film; not so hot if you're a golfer.

The 'OBit - by Tolkien

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Hotel du Water Hazard

Under the Greenwood Unplayable Lie

The Birdie has Landed
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The scarlet Pringle Hell - Baroness Orczy

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The Fore Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Fairway Cross the Mersey.

Lucy - great film; not so hot if you're a golfer.

The 'OBit - by Tolkien

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:woo: thanks for the links Sir Ghostie !! :yay:

#2 worked very well :yep:

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the people of Korea are clutching their sides

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신사,
아마도 당신은 Namaksin을 잘못 놓쳤습니까?
오늘 아침 일찍 찜질방 뒤에서 큰 망졸녀가 한 쌍을 찾았습니다.
그들은 조바위 부인 옆에 있었다.
이 아이템을 수집하고 싶다면 리셉션에 들러 빅 소봉과 조용히 대화를 나누세요.
그녀는 다른 많은 의복과 함께 특별한 찬장에서 그들을 돌보고 있습니다.
악기 및 배구 장비.
다시 붙이기 전에 Namaksin에서 얼룩을 제거하는 것이 더 낫습니까?
큰 S에게 Pledge 2-in-1™ 스프레이와 카레 빗을 빌려달라고 요청하세요.

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Namaksin ?
Big Mangjol the persimmon girl found a pair behind the jjimjilbang early this morning.
They were next to a lady's Jobawi.
If you would like to collect these items just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Sobong.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard, along with many other garments,
musical instruments and volleyball equipment.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Namaksin before popping them back on ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Pledge 2-in-1™ spray and the curry comb.

Hyong Bong Chong-Yol

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
Hotel du Water Hazard

Under the Greenwood Unplayable Lie

The Birdie has Landed
:woo: fine strokeplay Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Korea appreciate your efforts :yep:

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신사,
리셉션 여성이 점심 식사 후 졸고 있을 때 어리석은 장난을 하지 마십시오.
그들의 머리에 거대한 밤의 균형을 맞추려는 것은 무례하고 잠재적으로 위험합니다.
밤나무 알레르기는 드물지 않으며 치명적인 결과를 초래할 수 있습니다.
밤의 수에 베팅하는 것은 주 및 지역 법률을 위반하는 것입니다.
멍뭉이들아 인생을 사세요.

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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish tricks on the reception ladies when they doze off after lunch.
Trying to balance giant chestnuts on their head is both disrespectful and potentially dangerous.
Chestnut allergies are not uncommon and can have fatal outcomes.
Betting on the number of chestnuts contravenes both state and local legislation.
Get a life you bug munchers.

Kwok Hwan Kyu-Bong

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:woo: hole in one Sir J !! :yay:

the drinks are on you :teehee:

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The scarlet Pringle Hell - Baroness Orczy

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