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the Labour party are having a conference somewhere... let us assist with some genuine proletarian punnage

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things have moved on since Sir Keir took over :007:





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I give the Labour Conference zero Marx out of ten.
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It's not LMAO.

It's just MAO.
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The Bourne Identity Politics
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I give the Labour Conference zero Marx out of ten.
:woo: this is what the people of TSR need comrade :yay:

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Comraiders of the lost ark
Woke & dagger
Dumb & dumber
Free fi fo fum
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Keir-ie eleison (Lord have mercy) :angel:
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It's not LMAO.

It's just MAO.

The Bourne Identity Politics

Man's Not Trot
:woo: you carry the torch of Socialist Punnage with pride comrade :yay:


the people of Russia are spilling their vodka :yep:

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Джентльмены,
у вас могут возникнуть проблемы с поиском юного места для самых маленьких.
Это может быть полный кошмар, особенно если это не самая острая шашка в арсенале.
Не отчаивайся !
Мы рады предложить Вам услуги большой Тамарочки на стойке регистрации.
До недавнего времени она была старшим преподавателем
приемной комиссии в одном из лучших юниоров Москвы.
Теперь она может творить чудеса с вашим потомством.
За небольшую плату большая буква T обеспечит беспрепятственный
переход к престижному учебному заведению.
Если результат меньше Аттилы, она вернет каждую копейку.

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Gentlemen,
you may be having trouble finding a yoony place for your youngest.
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they are not the sharpest shashka in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are proud to offer you the services of big Tamarochka off reception.
Until recently she was the senior admissions tutor at one of the top yoonies in Moscow.
Now she is free to work her magic with your offspring.
For a modest fee big T will ensure a smooth passage to a distinguished seat of learning.
If the outcome is less than an Attila, she will repay every kopeck.

Vassili Azhishchenkov Konstantinovich

Deputy Assistant Commissar for academic fraud and that
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Comraiders of the lost ark
Woke & dagger
Dumb & dumber
Free fi fo fum
:woo: great work for the people of TSR comrade :yay:

the people of Russia applaud your diligence :yep:

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Уважаемые клиенты, пожалуйста, не ферментируйте картофель на радиаторах раздевалки.
Они привлекают стаи зябликов и тех, кто находится в состоянии алкогольного опьянения.
Они атакуют занавески острыми ножками и причиняют невыносимое неудобство.
Уборщица Большая Ниночка говорит, что на прошлой неделе зяблики разорвали ее шарф в клочья.
Почему бы вместо этого не оставить картошку на стойке регистрации?
В Большой Зойке есть специальный шкаф для корнеплодов,

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Valued customers,
please do not ferment your potatoes on the changing room radiators.
They attract flocks of finches and that which become intoxicated.
They attack the curtains with their pointy feet and cause an intolerable nuisance.
Big Ninochka the cleaning lady says the finches tore her scarf to shreds last week.
Why not leave your potatoes at reception instead ?
Big Zoyka has a special cupboard for root vegetables and that

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Keir-ie eleison (Lord have mercy) :angel:
:rave: what about.....

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I’ve nothing to deliver because I’m thinking of a different labour
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I’ve nothing to deliver because I’m thinking of a different labour
:woo: ISWYDT Dent :five:

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cu2moro comrades

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Faction satisfaction - Jurassic 5
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Keir Royale - an alcoholic drink (I think?!) :ninja:
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Keir Royale - an alcoholic drink (I think?!) :ninja:
It's supposed to be champagne with creme de cassis, but more often than not just prosecco with a bit of ribena in it.
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Faction satisfaction - Jurassic 5
:woo: good work comrade :congrats:

"i can't get no fascist action"

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