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My plan-t worked perfectly
Today, me and other volunteers were able to take home the leaves of one of the trees!
Someone asked if I liked Bay leaf, and I misheard it as baileys and said something like well I dont really drink much alcohol. So the tree name itself is a pun
Someone asked if I liked Bay leaf, and I misheard it as baileys and said something like well I dont really drink much alcohol. So the tree name itself is a pun
Original post by nikkiblonsky
My plan-t worked perfectly
hey kween thanks for punning with us 
Original post by Laurence010401
Today, me and other volunteers were able to take home the leaves of one of the trees!
Someone asked if I liked Bay leaf, and I misheard it as baileys and said something like well I dont really drink much alcohol. So the tree name itself is a pun
Someone asked if I liked Bay leaf, and I misheard it as baileys and said something like well I dont really drink much alcohol. So the tree name itself is a pun
kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? 
this is tōtara hilarious
Original post by nm12345
A Kale of Two Cities
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yes we agree... probably your best so far please wear this badge with pride:
The Chard of Avon
The Carrots of Wimpole Street
First Term at Celery Towers
Vikram Seth - A Rootable Boy
The Carrots of Wimpole Street
First Term at Celery Towers
Vikram Seth - A Rootable Boy
Original post by Fullofsurprises
The Chard of Avon
The Carrots of Wimpole Street
First Term at Celery Towers
Vikram Seth - A Rootable Boy
The Carrots of Wimpole Street
First Term at Celery Towers
Vikram Seth - A Rootable Boy
a fine harvest of edible punnage Your Ladyship #2 was the most chucklesome for me
the people of Finland are spilling their birch juice smoothies
Hyvät naiset,
ehkä olette vääristäneet tykkimyssynne?
Iso Marja-Terttu pilvityttö löysi yhden varhain tänä aamuna saunan takaa.
Se oli herrasmiehen huopalääpän vieressä.
Jos haluat kerätä tämän tuotteen, mene vain vastaanottoon
ja keskustele hienovaraisesti suuren Helinän kanssa.
Hän huolehtii siitä erikoiskaapissaan monien muiden vaatteiden,
soittimien ja kuvernöörejä käsittelevien romaanien ohella.
Ehkä haluat poistaa tahrat tykkimyssy -laitteestasi, ennen kuin avaat sen uudelleen?
Pyydä isolta H: ltä Cillit Bang ™ -suihketta ja tukevaa hankausharjaa.
Jaakkima Ylermi Mäkeläinen
Apulaispäällikkö puuttuvista asioista ja siitä
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Original post by Muttley79
On the watercress [our hero turns vegan]
Carrots on a hot tin roof [new cooking method fails to catch on]
Citizen Kale
Star Wars: the endive strikes back
No time to chive
Carrots on a hot tin roof [new cooking method fails to catch on]
Citizen Kale
Star Wars: the endive strikes back
No time to chive
a mouthwatering bowl of crispy punnage Your Ladyship the last one is especially succulent
the people of Finland are clutching their sides
Hyvät naiset,
huomenna illalla järjestämme vuosittaisen hyväntekeväisyys twerkathonin
Linus Torvaldsin parkour -keskuksessa.
Tänä vuonna tuotto menee Space Hopper -urheilijoille.
Heillä on ollut kauhea kaksi vuotta suljettuna.
Sinun avullasi he voivat palata takaisin.
Jos haluat osallistua tanssiin, mene vain vastaanotolle ja keskustele suuren Pepin kanssa.
Osallistumismaksu on 204 markkaa.
Tämä sisältää porohampurilaisen ja puolukan ja koivun kuoren smoothien.
Jos sinulla ei ole omia joogahousuja, voit lainata niitä isolta P.
Hän tekee ne kotona ahman nahasta ja lycrasta ™.
Painikkeet ovat aitoja venäläisiä kasettikoteloita talvisodasta.
Jaakkima Ylermi Mäkeläinen
Naisten tanssien apulaispäällikkö ja niin edelleen
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Original post by Muttley79
Blade runner bean
Star Wars: a new haricot
Raiders of the lost asparagus
A clockwork onion
ET: the extra turnip [Baldrick stars in this remake]
It's a wonderful Leek
Star Wars: a new haricot
Raiders of the lost asparagus
A clockwork onion
ET: the extra turnip [Baldrick stars in this remake]
It's a wonderful Leek
thank you for a second serving of healthy fresh punnage Your Ladyship #5 is especially mirthsome
please have a medal:
My brother won't brocco-leave me alone.
I aspara-guess I should apologize to my friend.
Orange you glad I don't have any more jokes?
Sorry. All of those were corny jokes.
I aspara-guess I should apologize to my friend.
Orange you glad I don't have any more jokes?
Sorry. All of those were corny jokes.
Original post by Smoke&Fire
My brother won't brocco-leave me alone.
I aspara-guess I should apologize to my friend.
Orange you glad I don't have any more jokes?
Sorry. All of those were corny jokes.
I aspara-guess I should apologize to my friend.
Orange you glad I don't have any more jokes?
Sorry. All of those were corny jokes.
thanks for joining in dude 
the people of Finland appreciate your work
Herrat,
huomenna illalla järjestämme vuosittaisen hyväntekeväisyys twerkathonin
Linus Torvaldsin parkour -keskuksessa.
Tänä vuonna tuotto menee Space Hopper -urheilijoille.
Heillä on ollut kauhea kaksi vuotta suljettuna.
Sinun avullasi he voivat palata takaisin.
Jos haluat seurata tanssia huomaamattomalta etäisyydeltä,
mene vain vastaanottoon ja keskustele suuren Pippin kanssa.
Hänellä on vuokrattavana valikoima sotilasluokan optisia laitteita, jotka jäävät talvisodasta.
Tämä sisältää teleskoopit, kiikarit, pimeänäkö ja niin edelleen.
Jaakkima Ylermi Mäkeläinen
Vara -apulaispäällikkö lady dance -havainnoinnista ja siitä
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