NW London girls are weird

You tried to play her, but in return you got played. Serves you right.

A j-bag? Is that a jiffy bag? So are you saying that this lady's face looks quite puffy, and a bit yellow?

Possibly jaundice. She needs to see her GP for a face-to-face appointment pronto.

I’ve lived in London my entire life and I still don’t understand half of what they’re saying.


They must come from the Deep South or East. I can’t really differentiate the two.

Nah j-bag means she's a badderz man. All these yats in NW are just on another ting still.

You get it. If she’s trynna take man fi eediat, mans gonna do his ting innit. But end of day tho she’s the one looking like a j-bag still so she’s just tapped if she thinks she’s using man still

Nah j-bag means she's a badderz man. All these yats in NW are just on another ting still.

Rah thats brazy still. Could never be me still. She was meady anyways.

While this thread is an offense to the Queen's English and will no doubt see Shakespeare rolling in his grave, it is clear that the wench in question simply wanted the OP to stir his porridge and with the task complete has sought a new concubine. OP has served her purpose.

Nah but NW girls move mad still and this proves it to me still

Bucked a girl in Wembley/Harlesden sides and got her snap. I popped up to her and she left me on delivered for 4 days like I’m a dhead. The whole time she posts on her snap of her and a boy, then posts quotes talking about girls should never undervalue themselves for boys. After that she choses to pop up to me and we start talking. Then she leaves me on delivered again for two days and posts snaps of her and the boy again. So I’m assuming that she’s trynna make me a sideting. She then leaves me on subs so I unadd her.

I saw her two weeks ago with a girl that I know and she wants to act like she knows me well like we were friends. She asks for my snap again and I give it to her. She pops up first and I leave it on delivered for 21 hrs. When she sees that I saw her message, she tells me that I’m moving like I’m prestige, then she starts posting on her story about how she hates boys that act prestige like what?!?! She pops up to me again and asks me what I’m doing. I decide not to be rude and I tell her that I’m at home and she says that she wants to come over. I don’t want her to but I eventually allow her to.

She comes over and we hit it and she leaves. The next day she messages me and I reply but then I get left on delivered for two days. Next thing u know, she has blocked me?!?!? Why are NW girls so strange.