How do people use a bidet?

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Like surely you have a wet butt, how do you dry jt. Especially in Asian countries where they only use bidets no tissues.
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Sit
Aim the nozzle or your butt
Wash
Wipe with tissue
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Like surely you have a wet butt, how do you dry jt. Especially in Asian countries where they only use bidets no tissues.
It's simple - there are two ways:

1) You take your shoes and socks off, and place each foot in the bowl of the bidet separately, and give them a good wash with soap.

2) After having given it a thorough clean, put the plug down and fill it to near the brim with cold water. The dog can now easily drink out of it.
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(Original post by Callicious)
Sit
Aim the nozzle or your butt
Wash
Wipe with tissue
But like in my home country no one has tissue they just deadass have the hose thing
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But like in my home country no one has tissue they just deadass have the hose thing
Mm... that sounds... interesting

My only experience in Asia is Japan, and every bidet I experienced there (be they electric or the kind you find inside an abandoned misused hut in the mountains with an old roll of partially-wetted bog roll) had some sort of toilet paper dispenser... so...

Have you considered carrying some tissues in your pocket?
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If at home, use toilet roll or a towel.
If in public, carry tissues with you.
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A bidet is somewhat different from a 'bum gun' like you find in asia, or the bucket of water if youre particularly unfortunate but you just generally accept its going to be a bit wet, or use paper if its provided.
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