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following the news that Captain Kirk has blasted off into space aged 90, let us once more boldly go.... phasers on pun :ahee:


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Kes was teleported from 19th century Dorset to 24th century hyperspace, where she used her psionic powers to help the crew of the Enterprise :yep:









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Becoming Janeway

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Baby and Child Care by Mr Spock
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:woo: live long and prosper Sir ROTL ! :congrats:

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture :poo:
....... it stars Ann Drex, as a starship captain wiping out the Klingons.
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Becoming Janeway

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:woo: highly logical punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Luxembourg are experiencing a magnitude 4.8 mirthquake :yep:

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Dir Hären,
w.e.g. dréchent w.e.g. net Är Drauwe um Kleederschafsradiatoren.
Si lackele fléien Insekten a groussen Zuelen un.
Dës ginn duerno vun hongerege Villercher gefollegt, déi eng allgemeng Stéierung
verursaachen an d'Riddoen mat hire spëtzege Féiss attackéieren.
Déi lescht Woch huet de grousse Frédérique d'Botzfra gesot,
datt eng Siskin probéiert en Nascht an hiren Hoer ze bauen.
Firwat loosst Är Drauwe net mat der grousser Maryse bei der Empfang?
Si huet e spezielle Schief fir Bësch Uebst ze trocken an dat.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

Adjoint Assistent Manager vun Drauwe an dat


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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your grapes on the changing room radiators.
They attract flying insects in great numbers.
These are followed by hungry birds,
which cause a general nuisance and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Frédérique the cleaning lady told me that a siskin tried to build a nest in her hair.
Why not leave your grapes with big Maryse on reception ?
She has a special cupboard for drying bush fruit and that.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

Deputy Assistant Manager of grapes and that
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture :poo:
....... it stars Ann Drex, as a starship captain wiping out the Klingons.
:woo: report to the poop deck immediately Sir Meddad ! :ahee:

the people of Luxembourg are clutching their sides :yep:

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Hären,
hutt Dir vläicht Probleemer eng gëeegent Plaz fir Är Jéngst ze fannen?
Et kann e komplette Albtraum sinn,
besonnesch wa se net de schaarfsten Zännstaang am Sideboard sinn.
Verzweifelt net!
Mir si frou Iech d'Servicer vun der grousser Solange Off Empfang ze bidden.
Bis viru kuerzem war si den Senior Admission Tutor bei enger vun den Top Yoonies zu Lëtzebuerg.
Elo ass si verfügbar fir hir Magie fir Är Nofolger ze schaffen.
Fir e bescheidenen Ausgab wäert hatt se op en ausgezeechente Sëtz vum Léieren placéieren.
Wa se mat manner wéi engem Attila ophalen, wäert de grousse S all Euro zréckbezuelen.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

Adjoint Assistent Manager fir akademescht Bedruch an dat


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a suitable yoony place for your youngest ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they are not the sharpest toothpick in the sideboard.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Solange off reception.
Until recently she was the senior admissions tutor at one of the top yoonies in Luxembourg.
Now she is available to work her magic for your offspring.
For a modest outlay she will place them at a distinguished seat of learning.
If they end up with less than an Attila, big S will repay every euro.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

Deputy Assistant Manager of academic fraud and that
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:woo: report to the poop deck immediately Sir Meddad ! :ahee:
Is that where I might find the Captain's log ?

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https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
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My favourite is Star Trek: The Final Front Ear.... the one where Spock learns to hear through his nose.
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Enjoy
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Lord of the Saturn Rings: the two Tribbles [my favourite episode]

Lord of the Saturn Rings; the return of the Klingons

Gorn with the wind

Raiders of the lost Arcadians

Some like it Horta

A clockwork Organian

Snow White and the 7 Denobulans

[Sorry duty calls and I must boldly go to split more infinitives]
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My favourite is Star Trek: The Final Front Ear.... the one where Spock learns to hear through his nose.
:woo: hehehe these are puns but not as we know them :rofl:

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Enjoy
:rave: a very popular video :girl:

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Lord of the Saturn Rings: the two Tribbles [my favourite episode]

Lord of the Saturn Rings; the return of the Klingons

Gorn with the wind

Raiders of the lost Arcadians

Some like it Horta

A clockwork Organian

Snow White and the 7 Denobulans

[Sorry duty calls and I must boldly go to split more infinitives]
:rave: these puns break the fundamental symmetry of the fabric of space-time :yep: :girl:

the people of Luxembourg are spilling their Bofferding :yep:

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Dammen,
hutt Dir vläicht Probleemer e passende Mann fir Ären Eelsten ze fannen?
Et kann e komplette Albtraum sinn,
besonnesch wa se an den ellenen Dall erofkommen,
oder wa se net dee schaarfsten Zännstaang am Sideboard sinn.
Verzweifelt net!
Mir si frou Iech d'Servicer vun der grousser Severine Off Empfang ze bidden.
Si ass en erfuerene Hochzäit Jeeër dee vill glühend Zeienaussoen
vun erliichterten Elteren mat Iech deele kann.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

Adjoint Assistent Manager vu Bestietnes Bliss an dat


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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a suitable spouse for your eldest ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they came down the ugly valley,
or if they are not the sharpest toothpick in the sideboard.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer you the services of big Severine off reception.
She is an experienced Hochzäit Jeeër who can share
many glowing testimonials from relieved parents with you.

Joël-Edouard Norbert Dieschbourg

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A Bridge Over Tribbled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
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A Boy Named Sulu

The Seven of Nine Samurai

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:woo: intergalactic punnage Sir J !! :yay:

another gold medal awaits you at mission control :yep:

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A Boy Named Sulu

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:woo: these are evidence of a highly advanced civilisation on the planet Pun :yep:

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Reet Starfleet - Jacky Wilson
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