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today is World Sight Day... let us promote this important event with some well-focussed puns :yep:

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Myopia was common in the farming community of Dorset in the 19th century. Children were sent to Casterbridge for regular testing at the Optician's


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:woo: crystal clear punnage Sir ROTL !! :yay:

have a medal my friend

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Not looking after my eyesight was a short-sighted decision.
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Not looking after my eyesight was a short-sighted decision.
:woo: nice one hs :congrats:

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Dioptre Another Day

where Bond starts showing his age a bit.
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Dioptre Another Day :007:

where Bond starts showing his age a bit.
:woo: pin sharp pun Sir RC ! :yay:

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:rave: thanks for this tg :girl:

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I want your specs - George Michael
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Bond is sent undercover to infiltrate a gang of evil opticians who are plotting to brainwash government advisors
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Queen of Sight
These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.
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I want your specs - George Michael
:woo: this is genius :yay:

have another medal Sir J !!

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These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.
:wavey:

welcome to the Clinic of Pun my friend

we enjoyed your début wordplay :yep:

please sew this badge onto your TSR tunic:

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going to get some shut-eye

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Wearing glasses during maths improves division
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Wearing glasses during maths improves division
:rave: thank you so much Dent :girl:

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To see or not to see that is the question
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Should've gone to....

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James Bond needed his Spectre-cles for these films

For Your Eyes Only
A View to a Kill
Golden Eye
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Someone told me that you should always wear spectacles when driving in snow.

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