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2nd November is the Mexican Day of the Dead; they celebrate this day by visiting the graves of deceased loved ones.

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let us offer some puns to celebrate

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humdrum tale of a shipping magnate and his family takes an exciting turn when he dies and is turned into a revenant



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this Booker prize winning tale shows us the price we pay for hiding our true feelings
until it is too late. An elderly butler makes a pilgrimage to Mexico to visit the grave of the only
woman he truly loved. He leaves a silver spoon and his white gloves on the tombstone
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hasta luego amigos

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The Graves Of Wrath.

Knell Gwynn.

Expiry-ates of The Caribbean.

Slayed In Chelsea.
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Noose At Ten
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A TV series about the life of an urban gravedigger:-

Sexton and the City
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Inspect a Morgue
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The new reality show:-

Dignitas Island
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Bach invites you to a breakfast knees up:-

Sleepers A Wake!
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Ryan’s Slaughter

A Doom of One’s Own

Great Expirations
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Your funeral - James Blunt

Tomb with a View - E M Forster
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(Original post by the bear)
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hasta luego amigos

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See you in mourning
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Two worms making love in dead earnest
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See you in mourning
what a thread to Wake up to
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The Graves Of Wrath.

Knell Gwynn.

Expiry-ates of The Caribbean.

Slayed In Chelsea.

Noose At Ten
:rave: you are dead good at puns Cote :girl:

the people of Mexico are lovin' it :bandit:

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Señoras, ¿tal vez perdieron su huipil?
Big Xquic, la niña de agave,
encontró uno esta mañana temprano en el Zócalo.
Estaba al lado de un sarape de caballero.
Si desea recoger este artículo,
visite la recepción y charle discretamente con el gran Xpiayoc.
Lo está cuidando en su armario especial,
junto con muchas otras prendas, instrumentos musicales y rocas de formas divertidas.
¿Quizás preferirías quitar las manchas de tu huipil antes de volver a usarlo en público?
Solo pide a la gran X que te preste su spray 2 en 1 Pledge ™ y el peine de curry.

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

Subgerente Adjunto de Cosas que faltan y que

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your huipil ?
Big Xquic the agave girl found one early this morning in the Zócalo.
It was next to a gentleman's sarape.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Xpiayoc.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and amusingly shaped rocks.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your huipil
before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big X for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray and the curry comb.

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
A TV series about the life of an urban gravedigger:-

Sexton and the City

Inspect a Morgue

The new reality show:-

Dignitas Island

Bach invites you to a breakfast knees up:-

Sleepers A Wake!
:woo: these are to die for Sir Nulli ! :yay:

Inspect a Morgue is especially mirthful :yep:

the people of Mexico are spilling their Pulque :afraid:

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Caballeros,
¿acaso han perdido su sarape?
Big Xquic, la niña de agave,
encontró uno esta mañana temprano en el Zócalo.
Estaba al lado del huipil de una dama.
Si desea recoger este artículo,
visite la recepción y charle discretamente con el gran Xpiayoc.
Lo está cuidando en su armario especial,
junto con muchas otras prendas, instrumentos musicales y rocas de formas divertidas.
¿Quizás prefiera quitar las manchas de su sarape antes de usarlo nuevamente en público?
Pídale a la gran X que le preste su spray Mr Muscle ™ y el robusto cepillo para fregar

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your sarape ?
Big Xquic the agave girl found one early this morning in the Zócalo.
It was next to a lady's huipil.
If you would like to collect this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Xpiayoc.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and amusingly shaped rocks.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your sarape before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big X for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by harrysbar)
Ryan’s Slaughter

A Doom of One’s Own

Great Expirations
:rave: you are killing me Your Ladyship :girl:

#2 made me chuckle the most :yep:

the people of Mexico are experiencing a magnitude 5.2 mirthquake :afraid:

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Señoras,
¿tal vez han escuchado rumores de un Tlahuelpuchi
en los vestuarios / área de duchas recientemente?
No se alarme. Si te encuentras con una criatura sedienta de sangre
que cambia de un perro a una mujer cojeando, debes taparte el ojo derecho y ambos oídos.
Si tienes un poco de ajo o un espejo te ayudarán.
Camina hacia atrás con calma hasta la recepción y habla con el gran Ix Kaknab.
Ella es una hechicera experimentada que se encargará de la aparición con seguridad.

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

Subdirector adjunto de lo sobrenatural y que

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Ladies,
perhaps you have heard rumors of a Tlahuelpuchi
in the changing rooms/ shower area recently ?
Do not be alarmed. If you come across a bloodthirsty creature
which changes from a dog to a limping woman
you should cover your right eye and both your ears.
If you have some garlic or a mirror they will help.
Walk backwards calmly to reception and have a word with big Ix Kaknab.
She is an experienced hechicera who will deal safely with the apparition.

Camaxtli Kukulcan Cakix

Deputy Assistant Manager of the supernatural and that
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Your funeral - James Blunt

Tomb with a View - E M Forster

:woo: thanks for sending these in this mourning Sir J ! :ahee:

#2 is especially good, and goes well with A Doom of One's Own by harrys :yep:

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See you in mourning

Two worms making love in dead earnest
:woo: thank you for undertaking this topic Sir Meddad :gah:

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Decease is the word - Frankie Valli (Grease the movie)
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