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as you will be aware, 7th November is International Stout Day ( no it is not to celebrate obesity :emo: ).

let us brew some full strength punnage to help :cheers:

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I Saw Three Shipstones

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Home on the Ales

Holes in my Soul

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Just an Ale-usion - Imagination


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Under my umstella stella stella
The tap store
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Little case of beer in a big city restaurant
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Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be hoppy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be hoppy

https://youtu.be/Oo4OnQpwjkc
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
I Saw Three Shipstones

Brotherhood of Mansfield

The Hardy Boys and Hansons Mysteries

Home on the Ales

Holes in my Soul

http://www.nottsheritagegateway.org....es/brewing.htm
:woo: a fine selection of traditional cask punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Ireland are clutching their sides, so they are

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A dhaoine uaisle,
ná imir cluichí amaideacha leis na mná fáiltithe nuair
a thiteann siad ina gcodladh tar éis lóin.
Níl ach meas ar phrátaí a chothromú ar a gcinn.
Tá daoine áirithe ailléirgeach le prátaí agus sin.
Tá gealltóireacht ar líon na bprátaí contrártha
le reachtaíocht stáit agus áitiúil.
Faigh beatha a dhéanann tú ag mionú crumblers.

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Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta sábháilteachta foirne agus sin


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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Balancing potatoes on their heads is simply disrespectful.
Some people are allergic to potatoes and that.
Betting on the number of potatoes is contrary
to both state and local legislation.
Get a life you peat crumblers.

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Deputy Assistant Manager of staff safety and that
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:woo: very satisfying Sir J ! :ahee:

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Not a pun but....

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Hop gun
Under my umstella stella stella
The tap store
:woo: a fine threesome of ale punnage mnot :congrats:

the people of the Emerald Isle are spilling their poteen so they are

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Custaiméirí luachmhara,
ná triomaigh do phrátaí ar radaitheoirí an tseomra feistis.
Tá líon mór cuileoga agus a mheallann na tiúbair bhlasta seo.
Go gairid eitlíonn na héin isteach chun na feithidí a ithe.
Leanann Mayhem de réir mar a bhíonn na héin ag troid lena
chéile agus ag ionsaí na cuirtíní lena gcosa pointeacha.
An tseachtain seo caite dúirt Oonagh mór liom gur sciobadh
a síneadh gruaige chun nead a dhéanamh.
Cén fáth nach bhfágfaidh tú do phrátaí ag an bhfáiltiú le Bairbre mór?
Tá cófra speisialta aici chun tiúbair a thriomú agus sin

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Valued customers,
please do not dry your potatoes on the changing room radiators.
Flies and that are attracted to these delicious tubers in great numbers.
Soon the birds fly in to eat the insects.
Mayhem ensues as the birds fight each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Oonagh told me that a redwing snatched her hair extension to make a nest.
Why not leave your potatoes at reception with big Bairbre ?
She has a special cupboard for drying tubers and that

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let us brew some full strength punnage to help :cheers:
Oh my Guiness... the Irish are loving this thread
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Little case of beer in a big city restaurant
:rave: thank you so much for this delivery tp :girl:

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(Original post by meddad)
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be hoppy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be hoppy

https://youtu.be/Oo4OnQpwjkc
:woo: this song is also known as....

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Roll Out The Pharell


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(Original post by nulli tertius)
The Morrells Maze

Deck the Halls

The Graham ‘Hook’ Norton Show
:woo: thanks for getting them in again Sir Nulli ! :five:

you are the Brains of this outfit :yep:

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i must lock you in now guys

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