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most of us have experience of the workplace... let us draw upon it to produce some professional punnage

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Is a particular employee making your business dry and irritated? Apply P45.
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Is a particular employee making your business dry and irritated? Apply P45.
:woo: thanks for slipping that in Sir ROTL :congrats:

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My boss gives me cheques, so I returned the favour by giving him a reality check
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My boss gives me cheques, so I returned the favour by giving him a reality check
:rave: i am sure he was delighted :girl:

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:rave: i am sure he was delighted :girl:

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He was fuming, so I gave him some ice
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He was fuming, so I gave him some ice
your working relationship could end up on the rocks :teehee:
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your working relationship could end up on the rocks :teehee:
Nice shot, you’re clearly the boss of puns 🙏
I’ll have to try and lift his spirits
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Job: part time school attender
What happened today: last lesson was absolute hell. My art teacher absolutely hated me. Ai did some awesome work and some of my classmates loved it until the art teacher shouted at me and told me to keep my work simple. She even warned me that she will ban me from presenting. Like, bich, it's my work and if I find it great then leave it. Unfortunately, art class is the same all the time. Hell. Just because of Miss Cooper.
What will I do: I've had enough of being bossed around by Miss Cooper for 2 years. I will do my work the way I want to present it and go against her for a great grade. Hopefully, I will succeed
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Nice shot, you’re clearly the boss of puns 🙏
I’ll have to try and lift his spirits
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Job: part time school attender
What happened today: last lesson was absolute hell. My art teacher absolutely hated me. Ai did some awesome work and some of my classmates loved it until the art teacher shouted at me and told me to keep my work simple. She even warned me that she will ban me from presenting. Like, bich, it's my work and if I find it great then leave it. Unfortunately, art class is the same all the time. Hell. Just because of Miss Cooper.
What will I do: I've had enough of being bossed around by Miss Cooper for 2 years. I will do my work the way I want to present it and go against her for a great grade. Hopefully, I will succeed
:woo: thanks for sharing ! all great artists struggled against ignorance at the start of their careers
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:woo: thanks for sharing ! all great artists struggled against ignorance at the start of their careers
Even Hitler
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Even Hitler
tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.
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job centre is closing

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tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.
Anyone can become an artist. I mean, art is just the scene of your imagination.
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tbh he was a pretty rubbish watercolourist. Churchill was far better.
Anyone can become an artist. I mean, art is just the scene of your imagination.

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job centre is closing

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Small Job in a Big Office
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Licence to Drill (dentist)

A View to a Grill/Diet Another Day (chef)

LazyEye (optomotrist)

Live and Let Diet (dietician)

The Guy who Loaned Me (bank manager)
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If anyone WINZ this pun thread, it wont be me

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To Kill A Clocking Off Bird.
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