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as many of you will be aware, the 19th of November is World Lavatory Day :rolleyes:

so let's get things moving with some well formed puns

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she gave each one a different name :afraid:


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Fungus earned his living as a lavatory attendant. it is a job not to be sneezed at
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Lavvy On At Your Convenience.
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Lavvy On At Your Convenience.
:woo: you are making quite a splash ROTL :rofl:

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:woo: you are making quite a splash ROTL :rofl:

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Lavvy On Up The Khazi
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Carry On Up The Khyber
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Lavvy On Up The Khazi
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Carry On Up The Khyber
:woo: Kenneth Williams starred as The Khasi of Kalabar :ahee:

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Star Trek... The Motion Picture
Captain's Log... Star Date I82QB4IP
To boldly go where no man has been before
Be hygienic... let's get rid of the Klingon's
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Star Trek... The Motion Picture
Captain's Log... Star Date I82QB4IP
:woo: Let's hope the Klingons are wiped out :toofunny:

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:woo: Let's hope the Klingons are wiped out :toofunny:

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I was still going... missed my edits
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I was still going... missed my edits
sorry, i thought you had come to the end
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(Original post by meddad)
Star Trek... The Motion Picture
Captain's Log... Star Date I82QB4IP
To boldly go where no man has been before
Be hygienic... let's get rid of the Klingon's
the people of Bogota are spilling their Canelazo :yep:

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Señores,
¿acaso han oído rumores de un Madre Monte
en los vestuarios / zona de duchas recientemente?
Si te cruzas con una mujer robusta y elegante que viste musgo y hojas
y un sombrero verde que oculta su rostro no te alarmes.
Probablemente sea solo uno de los supervisores de la cantina.
Para estar seguro, camine hacia atrás con calma hasta la recepción,
con los oídos tapados y el ojo izquierdo cerrado.
Si es posible, arroje una moneda de plata a la aparición.
Cuando llegues a la recepción, la gran Mallorie se hará cargo.
Ella es una Bruja experimentada que se ocupará de forma segura con el intruso.


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have heard rumors of a Madre Monte
in the changing rooms/ shower area recently ?
If you come across a stout, elegant woman who wears moss
and leaves and a green hat that conceals her face do not be alarmed.
It is probably just one of the canteen supervisors.
To be on the safe side walk backwards calmly to reception,
keeping your ears covered and your left eye shut.
If possible throw a silver coin at the apparition.
When you get to reception big Mallorie will take over.
She is an experienced Bruja who will deal safely with the intruder.


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To pee or not to pee that is the question
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Trump, dump and two steaming barrels
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Pop Izel

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:woo: a great job Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the people of Bogotá are clutching their sides :yep:

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Caballeros,
por favor no jueguen tonterías con las damas de la recepción
cuando se duerman después del almuerzo.
Ponerse hojas de coca en el pelo es simplemente una falta de respeto.
Apostar por la cantidad de hojas antes de que la dama se despierte
es contrario a la legislación estatal y local.
Consigan una vida, acosadores de puercoespines


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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Placing coca leaves in their hair is simply disrespectful.
Betting on the number of leaves before the lady wakes up
is contrary to both state and local legislation.
Get a life you porcupine stalkers


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