english mock oh no

Uh it was so bad
AQA- extract from Jaw 1974 when the boy gets eaten by the shark
Practice questions 1-4 on that
Question 5- you’re given a picture of a beach with lots of people in there or you start a story with “ how did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully”

thank uu

Have you started your mocks?

This has turned from an English chat

To tinder in the space of, what? an hour? lol.

im sorry

they just sound like a very nice person u knoww

It’s ok. Put your hands on your chest and repeat after me

“I’m down astronomically bad”

You should probably start as friends rather than rushing into a relationship

Uh it was so bad
AQA- extract from Jaw 1974 when the boy gets eaten by the shark
Practice questions 1-4 on that
Question 5- you’re given a picture of a beach with lots of people in there or you start a story with “ how did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully”

How did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully. That was until I witnessed a kid on tsr as some random ass kid to be their boyfriend. Disgusted and perplexed, I immediately logged out of tsr. In an attempt to cleanse my mind from the nonsense I had just witnessed, I went downstairs to speak to my younger sister. Upon entering the her room, I saw that a single website open on her laptop. Tsr. Frightened, I crept closer until I was close enough to read her user name. It was "lol_notme". My sister was the kid! How did I not expect this.

A cheeky circular ending for you guys. I didn't get a grade 9 in English language for no reason.

How did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully. That was until I witnessed a kid on tsr as some random ass kid to be their boyfriend. Disgusted and perplexed, I immediately logged out of tsr. In an attempt to cleanse my mind from the nonsense I had just witnessed, I went downstairs to speak to my younger sister. Upon entering the her room, I saw that a single website open on her laptop. Tsr. Frightened, I crept closer until I was close enough to read her user name. It was "lol_notme". My sister was the kid! How did I not expect this.

A cheeky circular ending for you guys. I didn't get a grade 9 in English language for no reason.

i actually thought u were

How did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully. That was until I witnessed a kid on tsr as some random ass kid to be their boyfriend. Disgusted and perplexed, I immediately logged out of tsr. In an attempt to cleanse my mind from the nonsense I had just witnessed, I went downstairs to speak to my younger sister. Upon entering the her room, I saw that a single website open on her laptop. Tsr. Frightened, I crept closer until I was close enough to read her user name. It was "lol_notme". My sister was the kid! How did I not expect this.

A cheeky circular ending for you guys. I didn't get a grade 9 in English language for no reason.

this reply deserves grade 9 tbh. just look at how you’ve integrated the short complex sentences, the range of punctuation, and the proficient use of cyclical structure. Where actually do you learn this from? Teach me.

Uh it was so bad
AQA- extract from Jaw 1974 when the boy gets eaten by the shark
Practice questions 1-4 on that
Question 5- you’re given a picture of a beach with lots of people in there or you start a story with “ how did I not expect this. The day was going so wonderfully”