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25th November is Thanksgiving Day this year in the US and A.

the main feature is a delicious roast turkey with all the trimmings.

let us prepare some tasty punnage to accompany the feast


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this gangster had to do a lot of bird when he was finally brought to justice


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Diet another day :007:

Pumpkins up the volume

Lord of the roasts: The two turkeys

Gone with the wishbone

Life of pie



I hope these don't give you indigestion bear If I have time I'll serve up a second portion tomorrow
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I hope my latest pun in the numbers thread is appropriate for TSR. Id just feel like such a chicken if I didnt post it there
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Priapus and the Poule

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Had to check out the thread because I heard everyone is raven about it
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The Brace of Partridge Family

Anything Goose
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I was a bit chicken to participate seeing the quality of the other contributions but then thought I might as well wing it and see if I can pullet off. Hope I’m not forced to eat crow.
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(Original post by Muttley79)
Diet another day :007:

Pumpkins up the volume

Lord of the roasts: The two turkeys

Gone with the wishbone

Life of pie



I hope these don't give you indigestion bear If I have time I'll serve up a second portion tomorrow
:rave: you have really got the party going Your Ladyship !! :girl:

The people of ermm Turkey are lovin' it :rofl:

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Hanımlar, belki de tişörtünüzü yanlış yere koydunuz?
Tütün kızı Koca Yonca bu sabah erkenden hamamın arkasında bir tane bulmuş.
Bir beyefendinin jubbasının yanındaydı.
Bu eşyayı almak isterseniz resepsiyona uğrayın ve koca Biricik ile gizlice sohbet edin.
Diğer birçok giysi, müzik aleti ve bir model demiryolu ile birlikte özel dolabında ona bakıyor.
Belki de toplum içinde tekrar giymeden önce gömlek üzerindeki lekeleri çıkarmayı tercih edersin?
Büyük B'den Cillit Bang™ spreyi ve sağlam ovma fırçasını ödünç almasını isteyin.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your gömlek ?
Big Yonca the tobacco girl found one behind the ḥammām early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's jubba.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Biricik.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard, along with many other garments,
musical instruments and a model railway.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your gömlek
before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big B for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

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Anne of Green Gobbles

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When the going gets stuffed, the stuffed get going

Priapus and the Poule

Poulet-poule (Abba):dancing2:
:rave: a sumptuous spread Cote !! :girl:

the people of Turkey are well chuffed

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Hanımlar,
belki de en büyük çocuğunuza uygun bir eş bulmakta zorlanıyor musunuz?
Özellikle çirkin guletle geldilerse veya cephanelikteki en keskin pala değilse,
tam bir kabus olabilir.
Umutsuzluğa kapılma !
Resepsiyonda büyük Toprak'ın hizmetlerini sunmaktan mutluluk duyuyoruz.
İçi rahatlamış Annelerden, sizinle paylaşacak pek çok
parlak yorumu olan deneyimli bir çöpçatan.
Big T çok fazla ücret talep etmez ve evlilik üç yıl içinde
başarısız olursa her lirayı iade etmeyi garanti eder.

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Ladies,
perhaps you are having trouble finding a suitable spouse for your eldest child ?
It can be a complete nightmare,
especially if they arrived in the ugly gulet,
or if they are not the sharpest scimitar in the armoury.
Do not despair !
We are delighted to offer the services of big Toprak off reception.
She is an experienced çöpçatan who has many glowing testimonials
from relieved Mums to share with you.
Big T does not charge very much, and guarantees to refund every lira
if the marriage fails within three years.

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I hope my latest pun in the numbers thread is appropriate for TSR. Id just feel like such a chicken if I didnt post it there
:woo: kia ora L-dogg !! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

choice punnage cuz :chicken:

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Had to check out the thread because I heard everyone is raven about it
:rave: i have never come across crows and that on the menu... you would have to be ravenous to eat one :girl:

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:woo: you are doing us a good tern by posting this Sir J !! :ahee:

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Puffin the Magic Dragon

You Rang, Mallard

The Brace of Partridge Family

Anything Goose
:woo: nobody could snipe about these excellent puns Sir Nulli !! :yay:

the people of Turkey are spilling their Şalgam Suyu :yep:

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Beyler,
belki de jubba'nı yanlış yere koydun?
Tütün kızı Koca Yonca bu sabah erkenden hamamın arkasında bir tane bulmuş.
Bir bayanın gömleğinin yanındaydı.
Bu öğeyi almak istiyorsanız resepsiyona gelmeniz yeterli.
ve koca Biricik ile gizlice sohbet edin.
Diğer birçok giysiyle birlikte özel dolabında ona bakıyor,
müzik aletleri ve bir model demiryolu.
Belki de jubbanızdaki lekeleri çıkarmayı tercih edersiniz.
toplum içinde tekrar giymeden önce?
Sadece büyük B'den Mr Muscle™ spreyini ödünç isteyin
ve brill pad.

Bayhan Yağızboğa Çakmak

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your jubba ?
Big Yonca the tobacco girl found one behind the ḥammām early this morning.
It was next to a lady's gömlek.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Biricik.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard, along with many other garments,
musical instruments and a model railway.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your jubba
before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big B for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray
and the brillo pad.

Bayhan Yagizboga Cakmak

Deputy Assistant Sultan of missing things and that
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I was a bit chicken to participate seeing the quality of the other contributions but then thought I might as well wing it and see if I can pullet off. Hope I’m not forced to eat crow.
:woo: well played HP ! :yay:

the people of Turkey are thrilled with your efforts

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Değerli müşterilerimiz,
lütfen tütününüzü soyunma odası radyatörlerinde kurutmayın.
Keskin yapraklar sinekleri çeker ve bu.
Daha sonra kuşlar içeride uçar ve böceklere bayılır.
Kuşların birbirleriyle kavga etmesi ve sivri ayaklarıyla
perdelere saldırması çok geçmeden pandemonidir.
Geçen hafta koca Yazmin bana bir örümcek kuşun
peçesini çekip yuvasına götürdüğünü söyledi.
Varışta neden tütün yapraklarınızı resepsiyona bırakmıyorsunuz?
Big Boncuk'un yaprak ürünlerini kurutmak için özel bir dolabı vardır.

Bayhan Yağızboğa Çakmak

Yaprak kurutma asistan yardımcısı Sultan ve bu

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Valued customers,
please do not dry your tobacco on the changing room radiators.
The pungent leaves attract flies and that.
Next the birds fly indoors and feast on the insects.
Soon it is pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Yazmin the odalisque told me that a shrike
whipped off her veil and took it to its nest.
Why not drop off your tobacco leaves at reception on arrival ?
Big Boncuk has a special cupboard for drying leaf produce.

Bayhan Yagizboga Cakmak

Deputy Assistant Sultan of leaf drying and that
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Poulet-poule (Abba):dancing2:
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Poulet vous?
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Poulet vous?
:woo: i quail before your talent Sir J !! :yay:

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