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so 28th November is National Letter Writing Day in the US& A.

let us pen some elegant puns to celebrate this occasion

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in 19th century Dorset texts were elegant handwritten works of penmanship ( if you can still say that ? )



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This is the write thread for me

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Was that tearable?😅
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Ink, and you're dead - The weeping angels had a strong dislike for letter writing.
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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless
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Big Letter of a Little Town
Big Chest of Letters
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The brain is amazing, providing the frist and lsat ltteres are in the rghit palce it can uusally wrok out the maneing, so;

If you cnomsue a dsih of aphlaebt suop tadoy you mghit get a voewl momveent tmororow
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Mansfield Parker

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The Missive

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Rudolph Rassendyll saves Ruritania again in Return to Zenda
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This is the write thread for me

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Was that tearable?😅
:rave: you are pushing the envelope dear :girl:

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Gel With A Pearl Earring
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Ink, and you're dead - The weeping angels had a strong dislike for letter writing.
:woo: they had not Mastered the art :ahee:

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A View To A Quill
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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless
:woo: nice one Sir Meddad ! :yay:


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Big Letter of a Little Town
Big Chest of Letters
:rave: nice pair tp :girl:

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The brain is amazing, providing the frist and lsat ltteres are in the rghit palce it can uusally wrok out the maneing, so;

If you cnomsue a dsih of aphlaebt suop tadoy you mghit get a voewl momveent tmororow
:woo: hehehe :yay:

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Mansfield Parker

The Marker of Zorro

Gel With A Pearl Earring

A View To A Quill :007:
:rave: a fine quartet of puns Your Ladyship :girl:

#3 and #4 were especially good :congrats:


the people of Serbia are lovin' it

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Даме,
можда сте загубили своје опанке?
Велика Душанка сунцокретова девојка је рано
јутрос пронашла пар иза пресе за вино.
Били су поред једне господске Шајкаче.
Ако желите да преузмете ове предмете,
само свратите на рецепцију и дискретно поразговарајте са великом Слађаном.
Она их чува у свом посебном орману,
заједно са многим другим одевним предметима, музичким
инструментима и мапом лондонског метроа.
Можда бисте више волели да уклоните мрље са својих
опанка пре него што их поново носите у јавности?
Само затражите од великог С да позајми њен
Пледге™ 2-у-1 спреј и велики брилло јастучић.

Ратко Драган Крстић

Заменик помоћника надзорника за нестале ствари и то

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your opanci ?
Big Dušanka the sunflower girl found a pair
behind the wine press early this morning.
They were next to a gentleman's Šajkača.
If you would like to retrieve these items just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Slađana.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments
and a map of the London Underground.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your opanci
before wearing them again in public ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray and the large brillo pad.

Ratko Dragan Krstić

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
The Missive

You’ve Got Epistles

Rudolph Rassendyll saves Ruritania again in Return to Zenda
:woo: a fine hat trick of puns Sir Nulli ! :yay:

#3 was especially mirthsome

the people of Serbia are spilling their Dunjevača :yep:

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Господо,
можда сте загубили своју Шајкачу?
Велика Душанка, сунцокретова девојка,
пронашла је рано јутрос једну иза пресе за вино.
Били су поред једног пара дамских опанци.
Ако желите да преузмете овај предмет,
само свратите на рецепцију и дискретно поразговарајте са великом Слађаном.
О њој се брине у свом посебном орману,
заједно са многим другим одевним предметима,
музичким инструментима и мапом лондонског метроа.
Можда бисте више волели да скинете флеке са своје
Шајкаче пре него што је поново носите у јавности?
Само затражите од великог С да позајми њен Циллит Банг™ спреј и чврсту четку за рибање

Ратко Драган Крстић

Заменик помоћника надзорника за нестале ствари и то

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Šajkača ?
Big Dušanka the sunflower girl found one
behind the wine press early this morning.
It was next to a pair of lady's opanci .
If you would like to retrieve this item just
pop along to reception and have a discreet chat with big Slađana.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and a map of the London Underground.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Šajkača
before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big S for a lend of her Cillit Bang™spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush

Ratko Dragan Krstić

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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i'm off now

missive you already :teehee:

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I cant think of any good ones, I am envelopious
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The Blotting Paper Chase

Altered Carbon Paper

Basildon Bond in For Your Eyes Only
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