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so since 1988, 30th November has been National Computer Security Day in the US& A.

let us use punnage to fight against malware and that :yep:

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heimdalsecurity.com/glossary

https://comtact.co.uk/cyber-security...ultimate-list/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_security
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Star Wars: return of norton antivirus
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Smells like teen browsing history
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little computer
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Star Wars: return of norton antivirus

Smells like teen browsing history
:woo: back of the internet Napp :congrats:

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little computer
:rave: thank you so much for that tp :yay:

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i am off now

remember to back up your work

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Hack in black - AC/DC
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Charlotte's Website
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In which we Surf

Tech A Chance On Me

A Rebootiful Mind.

Cyber With Rosie
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Alice's dress was so tight her VPN was showing. :perv:

The Spyware who loved me.

Must stop typing - think I'm getting RSA.
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Twelve Years Assange - Australian journalist and founder of the infamous 'wikileaks' website, who slavishly went too far in trying to make a monkey out of the US government and ended up a political prisoner within the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

Snowden White - or more affectionately know as Snezhnaya Koroleva by his best chums in the Kremlin.

Tales from the Encryption.

PKIémon - a game aimed at dyslexic budding security experts.
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Hack-y Christmas
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The sign of Tor - Arthur Conan Doyle :holmes:
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Hack in black - AC/DC

The sign of Tor - Arthur Conan Doyle :holmes:
:woo: you know your onions Sir J !! :ahee:

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Trojan's Run

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Charlotte's Website
(Original post by Cote1)
In which we Surf

Tech A Chance On Me

A Rebootiful Mind.

Cyber With Rosie
:rave: well configured Your Ladyship ! :girl:

the last one was especially good :congrats:

the people of Scampitella are spilling their Sangiovese :afraid:

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Signore,
forse avete smarrito le vostre scarpette?
La grande Clorinda la ragazza del miele ne ha trovata
una stamattina presto dietro gli alveari.
Erano accanto a un paio di Infradito da gentiluomini.
Se desideri recuperare questi oggetti, fai un salto alla reception
e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Giacinta.
Si prende cura di loro nel suo armadio speciale,
insieme a molti altri pezzi di calzature, strumenti musicali e costumi da elfo.
Forse preferiresti rimuovere le macchie dalle tue scarpette prima di rimetterle addosso?
Basta chiedere a Big G un prestito del suo spray Cillit Bang™ e della robusta ****zola per strofinare.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Vice assistente manager di cose mancanti e quello

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Scarpette ?
Big Clorinda the honey girl found one early this morning behind the alveari.
They were next to a pair of gentlemen's Infradito.
If you would like to retrieve these items just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Giacinta.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other pieces of footwear, musical instruments and elf costumes.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Scarpette before popping them on again ?
Just ask big G for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Alice's dress was so tight her VPN was showing. :perv:

The Spyware who loved me.

Must stop typing - think I'm getting RSA.
:woo: these are great Sir Ghostie... especially the first one :ahee:

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the people of Scampitella are experiencing a magnitude 5.2 mirthquake :afraid:

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Signori,
forse avete smarrito il vostro Infradito?
Big Clorinda la ragazza del miele ne ha trovati
un paio stamattina presto dietro gli alveari.
Erano accanto a un paio di scarpette da donna.
Se desideri recuperare questi oggetti,
fai un salto alla reception e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Giacinta.
Si prende cura di loro nel suo armadio speciale,
insieme a molti altri pezzi di calzature, strumenti musicali e costumi da elfo.
Forse preferiresti rimuovere le macchie dal tuo Infradito prima di riaccenderle?
Basta chiedere a Big G un prestito del suo spray Mr Muscle™ e del grande pad Brillo.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Vice assistente manager di cose mancanti e quello

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your Infradito ?
Big Clorinda the honey girl found a pair early this morning behind the alveari.
They were next to a pair of ladies' Scarpette .
If you would like to retrieve these items just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Giacinta.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other pieces of footwear,
musical instruments and elf costumes.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your Infradito before popping them on again ?
Just ask big G for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the large brillo pad.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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(Original post by uberteknik)
Twelve Years Assange - Australian journalist and founder of the infamous 'wikileaks' website, who slavishly went too far in trying to make a monkey out of the US government and ended up a political prisoner within the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

Snowden White - or more affectionately know as Snezhnaya Koroleva by his best chums in the Kremlin.

Tales from the Encryption.

PKIémon - a game aimed at dyslexic budding security experts.
:woo: thanks for leaking these classified puns Sir Ubes !! :yay:

the people of Scampitella are very grateful :five:

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Signori,
per favore non asciugate il vostro polpo
sui termosifoni dello spogliatoio.
Queste traballanti creature marine attirano rapidamente
le mosche e cose del genere.
Quindi gli uccelli volano in casa per banchettare con gli insetti.
Scoppia rapidamente una scena di pandemonio.
Gli uccelli si combattono e attaccano le tende con i loro piedi appuntiti.
La settimana scorsa la grande Esmeralda,
la donna delle pulizie, mi ha detto che una poiana ha scambiato
la sua parrucca per un ermellino e l'ha portata nel suo nido.
Perché non lasciare il tuo polpo alla grande Gabriella alla reception?
Ha un armadio speciale per essiccare i molluschi e cose del genere.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Vice assistente manager di creature marine e quello

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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your octopus on the changing room radiators.
These wobbly sea creatures quickly attract flies and that.
Then the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Quickly a scene of pandemonium erupts.
The birds fight each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Esmeralda the cleaning lady told me
that a buzzard mistook her wig for a stoat and took it to its eyrie.
Why not leave your octopus with big Gabriella at reception ?
She has a special cupboard for drying molluscs and that.

Ludovico Buonamici di Terra Santa da Sforza

Deputy Assistant Manager of sea creatures and that
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