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So 30th November is St Andrew's Day. let us put on our tam o'shanters and wave our sporrans around



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Tossing the Caber was practised in rural Wessex in the 19th century. The championships were held at Stonehenge; the contestants had to yeet a pine tree over the lintel of the sarsen stones



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Burn of the Screw

To Kilt A Mockingbird

Lass Of The Mohicans

Fried Green Marsbars at the Thistle Stop Cafe
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Laird of the Rings.

Dobber the house elf
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Bring me the Haggis of Alfredo Garcia
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Jakes on a Plane.
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Burn of the Screw

To Kilt A Mockingbird

Lass Of The Mohicans

Fried Green Marsbars at the Thistle Stop Cafe
:rave: och these are pure gallus Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are lovin' it

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E hine, kua pohehe pea koe i to Korowai?
I kitea e Tahi-Popa te kotiro konihi i te atatu i muri i te whare mīhana.
I te taha o te Whakatipu a te tangata rangatira.
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te tiki mai i tenei taonga me toro atu ki te powhiri
me te whai kupu whai whakaaro me Waikomanawa nui.
Kei te tiaki ia i roto i tana kāpata motuhake,
me te maha atu o nga kakahu, nga taonga puoro me te kaoti taraihi.
He pai ake pea koe ki te tango i nga piro o to Korowai i mua i te mau ano ki te iwi whanui?
Tonoa noa ki a W nui mo tana rehu Cillit Bang™ me te parai horoi kaha.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua o nga mea ngaro me tera


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Ladies, perhaps you have mislaid your Korowai ?
Tahi-Popa the conch girl found one early this morning behind the mission hut.
It was next to a gentleman's Whakatipu.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet word with big Waikomanawa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and the ride-on lawnmower.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Korowai before wearing it in public again ?
Just ask big W for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Laird of the Rings.

Dobber the house elf
:woo: these are canny wee puns ye ken Sir Ghostie ! :five:

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Bring me the Haggis of Alfredo Garcia
:rave: You'll have had your tea Your Ladyship ? :girl:

this is pure barry Ma'am :congrats:

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Jakes on a Plane.
:woo: ye widnae want tae be sittin' next tae thim :nope:

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:woo: ye widnae want tae be sittin' next tae thim :nope:

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We gotae get these mother****ing Jakes off this mother****ing plane. They're ruining my holiday already
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Chief Inspector Morse - Who Kilted Harry Field?
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about

Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble

The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine

Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
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(Original post by Fullofsurprises)
Chief Inspector Morse - Who Kilted Harry Field?
The irritable Oxford DCI gets a Scottish case to be annoyed about

Close Encounters of the Forth Kind
Aliens tend to hang around the Firth looking for trouble

The It's Always Snowing Man
A charming Raymond Briggs film about a boy in Inverness who longs for sunshine

Skye, Skye, Skye, Delilah
Tom remembers when he first met Delilah on a difficult ridge in the Cuillins
:rave: yon puns mek me pure yaldy Your Ladyship :girl:

the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are experiencing a magnitude 6.0 mirthquake :afraid:

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E hine,
i tenei po ka whakahaerea ta tatou twerkathon aroha-a-tau ki
te whare parkour o Kapene James Cook.
I tenei tau ka tae atu nga hua ki nga kaitakaro hopper mokowhiti e matea ana.
Kua hurihia to ratau oranga e te mate urutaru.
Ma to awhina ka taea e ratou te hoki whakamuri.
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te kanikani me pa mai ki
te powhiri me te korerorero ki a Harakoke nui.
Ko te utu whakauru he $11.21 kei roto he pereti Kūtai me
te hawhe pounamu o Sauvignon Blanc.
Mena kaore koe i a koe ake tarau yoga ka taea e koe
te nama he takirua mai i te H nui.
Ka mahia e ia ki te kainga mo te kiri korora me te lycra™.
He anga abalone pono nga patene.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua mo te kanikani wahine me tera


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Ladies,
tonight we shall be holding our annual charity twerkathon
at the Captain James Cook parkour center.
This year the proceeds will go to space hopper athletes in need.
Their lives have been turned upside down by the pandemic.
With your help they can bounce back.
If you would like to take part in the dancing just
pop along to reception and have a chat with big Harakoke.
The entry fee is $11.21 which includes a plate of Kūtai and a half bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
If you do not have your own yoga pants you can borrow a pair from big H.
She makes them at home for penguin skin and lycra™.
The buttons are genuine abalone shell.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Deputy Assistant Manager of lady dancing and that
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Fifteen Angry Men

The Young Moderator

The Bridges of Midlothian County
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A Tam Hardy collection:-

The Provost of Casterbridge

The Pipe Major

Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
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Fifteen Angry Men

The Young Moderator

The Bridges of Midlothian County

A Tam Hardy collection:-

The Provost of Casterbridge

The Pipe Major

Jessie of the D’Urbervilles
:woo: You'll have had your tea Sir Nulli ? :ahee:

A braw wee collection o' Highland Punnage


the people of St Andrews Aotearoa are spilling their Kawhe kore kohuka :yep:

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E koro,
kua pohehe pea koe i to Whakatipu ?
I kitea e Tahi-Popa te kotiro konihi i te atatu i muri i te whare mīhana.
I te taha o te Korowai wahine .
Mena kei te pirangi koe ki te tiki mai i tenei mea me toro atu ki te powhiri
and have a discreet word with big Waikomanawa.
Kei te tiaki ia i roto i tana kāpata motuhake,
me te maha atu o nga kakahu, nga taonga puoro me te kaoti panga.
He pai ake pea koe ki te tango i nga piro o to Whakatipu
i mua i te mau ano ki te iwi whanui?
Tonoa noa ki a W nui mo tana rehu Pledge™ 2-in-1 me te papa kirikiri nui.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Kaiwhakahaere Tuarua o nga mea ngaro me tera


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Gentlemen, perhaps you have mislaid your Whakatipu ?
Tahi-Popa the conch girl found one early this morning behind the mission hut.
It was next to a lady's Korowai .
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet word with big Waikomanawa.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and the ride-on lawnmower.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your Whakatipu before wearing it in public again ?
Just ask big W for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray and the oversized brillo pad.

Kamekona Uru Tonga Wikiriwhi

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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