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1st December is National Pie Day in the US& A.

let us celebrate this worthy occasion with some nicely glazed puns


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Elizabeth Bennet made delicious pies with plenty of juice to tempt Mr Darcy


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I’m currently occupied
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I’m currently occupied
:rave: you are quiche off the mark Dent :girl:

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i am off now

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good pie

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Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:
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Can’t take my pies off of you🙃
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The Deer Huntsman

One man went to Melton Mowbray, went to mow a meadow

The boy I love is up in the Gala pie

Herge's Adventures of Tarte Tatin

Cumberland pie, Cumberland pie, fifteen miles on the Cumberland pie

The Bedfordshire Clangers
(best served with the dragon soup)

The Real Housewives of Cheshire
(AKA the Manchester Tarts)
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The Myth of Crust - Billy Bragg

Drop the Pielet - Joan Armatrading

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My favourite pie is steak. A generally general steak
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The Pie Who Loved Me

Fahrenheit 451 (for 12 minutes)

Puff pastry the magic dragon

Sherlock Holmes and the Pie Case of the Silk Stocking

Tart of Darkness

The Darling Puds of May

All I Want For Christmas Is Stew :dontknow:
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:
:rave: well played Your Ladyship :girl:

isn't ABBA a Norwegian folk group ? :dontknow:

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Can’t take my pies off of you🙃
:rave: i wish you would, they are starting to leak

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I worked in a pie factory for 7 years and I can't come up with a single pie based joke, I guess me expecting myself to be able to do so was a pie in the sky idea.
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
The Deer Huntsman

One man went to Melton Mowbray, went to mow a meadow

The boy I love is up in the Gala pie

Herge's Adventures of Tarte Tatin

Cumberland pie, Cumberland pie, fifteen miles on the Cumberland pie

The Bedfordshire Clangers
(best served with the dragon soup)

The Real Housewives of Cheshire
(AKA the Manchester Tarts)
:woo: a fine cosmopolitan selection of pie punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

the Hergé one was the most succulent imho :drool:

the people of Piedmont are lovin' it

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Signori,
avete forse smarrito la vostra cioppa?
La grande Elisabetta la genziana ne ha trovata
una dietro l'ufficio del notaio stamattina presto.
Era vicino al calzino di una signora.
Se desideri recuperare questo articolo,
fai un salto alla reception e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Fiammetta.
Lo custodisce nel suo apposito armadio,
insieme a tanti altri indumenti, strumenti musicali e busti de Il Duce.
Forse preferiresti togliere le macchie dalla tua cioppa
prima di indossarla di nuovo in pubblico?
Chiedi alla grande F di prestarti il suo spray Cillit Bang™ e il robusto ****zolone.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Vice assistente supervisore delle cose scomparse e cose del genere


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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your cioppa ?
Big Elisabetta the gentian girl found one
behind the notary's office early this morning.
It was next to a lady's calzino.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Fiammetta.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments,
musical instruments and busts of Il Duce.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your cioppa
before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big F for a lend of her Cilli Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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The Myth of Crust - Billy Bragg

Drop the Pielet - Joan Armatrading
:woo: back of the net Sir J !! :yay:

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(Original post by Laurence010401)
My favourite pie is steak. A generally general steak
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

meaty punnage cuz

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The Pie Who Loved Me :007:

Fahrenheit 451 (for 12 minutes)

Puff pastry the magic dragon

Sherlock Holmes and the Pie Case of the Silk Stocking

Tart of Darkness

The Darling Puds of May

All I Want For Christmas Is Stew :dontknow:
:rave: a delicious selection of pie puns Your Ladyship :drool:

i especially liked tucking in to The Darling Puds of May :teehee:

the people of Piedmont are experiencing a magnitude 7.2 mirthquake :afraid:

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Signore,
forse avete smarrito il vostro calzino?
La grande Elisabetta la genziana ne ha trovata
una dietro l'ufficio del notaio stamattina presto.
Era accanto alla cioppa di un gentiluomo.
Se desideri recuperare questo articolo,
fai un salto alla reception e fai una chiacchierata discreta con la grande Fiammetta.
Lo custodisce nel suo apposito armadio,
insieme a tanti altri indumenti, strumenti musicali e busti de Il Duce.
Forse preferiresti rimuovere le macchie dal tuo calzino prima di indossarlo di nuovo in pubblico?
Chiedi alla grande F di prestarti il suo spray Mr Muscle™ e il pad brillo formato famiglia.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Vice assistente supervisore delle cose scomparse e cose del genere


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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your calzino ?
Big Elisabetta the gentian girl found one
behind the notary's office early this morning.
It was next to a gentleman's cioppa.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Fiammetta.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and busts of Il Duce.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your calzino before wearing it again in public ?
Just ask big F for a lend of her Mr Muscle™ spray and the family size brillo pad.

Giacometto Felipe Celistino di Monte Bello

Deputy Assistant Overseer of missing things and that
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Pie Sharona? - The Knack

New Wave Australian rockers ask a girl out for a pastry heavy pub meal
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(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
Steak [pie] a chance on me
The Winner Steak [Pies] It All

Songs by ABBA :innocent:
Filling me, filling you

Chicken Tikka Pie you and I know
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(Original post by ROTL94)
I worked in a pie factory for 7 years and I can't come up with a single pie based joke, I guess me expecting myself to be able to do so was a pie in the sky idea.
:woo: that must have been a ful filling career

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