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so in the US& A 3rd December is National Bartender Day.

let us support these splendid fellows with some appropriate punnage :cheers:

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so in the US& A 3rd December is National Bartender Day.

let us support these splendid fellows with some appropriate punnage :cheers:

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Today is also the day that New Zealand moves into the new Covid protection framework! In the Orange Traffic light setting, Bars that use vaccine certification can open with no capacity restrictions
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The Froth of Khan

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Absinthe of Malice
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Martini Scorsese
Shot fuzz
The pour horsemen
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Alexandria, an epic film about a bartender from New York.
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Today is also the day that New Zealand moves into the new Covid protection framework! In the Orange Traffic light setting, Bars that use vaccine certification can open with no capacity restrictions
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

we hope you are vaccined and can raise a toast to us from the wrong hemisphere

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L-dogg is upside down :hahaha:
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:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

we hope you are vaccined and can raise a toast to us from the wrong hemisphere

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L-dogg is upside down :hahaha:
Yes I am very happy to be fully vaccinated
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The Froth of Khan

Public-an Enemy #1

Absinthe of Malice
:woo: a fine round of puns Sir Ghostie ! :yay:

#1 is especially mirthsome :rofl:

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the people of Martinique are spilling their Martinis :teehee:

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Messieurs,
merci de ne pas sécher vos poissons volants sur les radiateurs des vestiaires.
Ces savoureuses créatures pélagiques attirent vite les mouches et tout ça.
Ensuite, les oiseaux volent à l'intérieur pour se régaler des insectes.
Après c'est un pur pandémonium alors que les oiseaux se battent
et attaquent les rideaux avec leurs pieds pointus.
La semaine dernière, la grande Wendie,
la femme de ménage,
m'a dit qu'un coucou des palétuviers avait pris ses cheveux
pour un arbuste et y était resté toute la nuit.
Pourquoi ne pas laisser vos poissons volants à l'accueil avec la grosse Morgane ?
Elle a une armoire spéciale pour sécher toutes sortes de poissons

Ludvy Vaillant des Vergers de Sannois

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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your flying fish on the changing room radiators.
These tasty pelagic creatures soon attract flies and that.
Next the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
After that it is pure pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Wendie the cleaning lady told me that a mangrove cuckoo
mistook her hair for a shrub and stayed there overnight.
Why not leave your flying fish at reception with big Morgane ?
She has a special cupboard for drying all kinds of fish

Ludvy Vaillant des Vergers de Sannois

Deputy Assistant Manager of fish and that
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Martini Scorsese
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The pour horsemen
:woo: nicely done mnot :congrats:

the people of Martinique are clutching their sides :yep:

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Chers clients,
peut-être avez-vous entendu des rumeurs d'un bolom
dans les vestiaires récemment ?
Ne vous inquiétez pas.
Si vous rencontrez un homme miniature,
mesurant environ 60 cm,
ce n'est probablement qu'un des informaticiens pendant sa pause.
Pour être du bon côté, marchez calmement à reculons jusqu'à la réception.
Gardez les deux oreilles couvertes et fermez votre œil gauche.
Si possible, jetez de la viande crue ou une saucisse à l'apparition.
Lorsque vous atteignez la réception, passez la main à la grande Emelyne.
C'est une mambo qualifiée qui s'occupera en toute sécurité et efficacement de l'intrus.

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Valued customers,
perhaps you have heard rumors of a bolom in the changing rooms recently ?
Do not be alarmed. If you come across a miniature man,
roughly 2 feet tall it is probably just one of the IT guys on his break.
To be on the safe side walk calmly backwards to reception.
Keep both ears covered and close your left eye.
If possible throw some raw meat or a sausage at the apparition.
When you reach reception hand over to big Emelyne.
She is a qualified mambo who will deal safely and effectively with the intruder.

Charles de Pechpeyrou-Comminges de Guitaut

Deputy Assistant Manager of the supernatural and that
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The Sum of all Cheers

Drink Me the Head of Alfredo's Beer

Skint Kids get Pissed
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The Sum of all Cheers

Drink Me the Head of Alfredo's Beer

Skint Kids get Pissed
:rave: a generous serving of punnage Your Ladyship. Cheers ! :girl:

#2 is especially delicious

the people of Martinique are experiencing a magnitude 5.4 mirthquake :afraid:


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Mesdames,
peut-être avez-vous égaré votre foulard ?
La grosse Yveline la copraeuse en a trouvé une tôt ce matin derrière l'ounfò.
C'était à côté d'une paire de tennis pour messieurs.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer cet article,
passez simplement à la réception et discutez discrètement avec la grande Ethnée.
Elle le garde dans son armoire spéciale,
avec de nombreux autres vêtements, instruments de musique et space hoppers.
Peut-être préféreriez-vous enlever les taches de votre foulard avant de le porter à nouveau en public ?
Demandez simplement à Big E de vous prêter son spray 2 en 1 Pledge™ et son peigne à curry.

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your foulard ?
Big Yveline the copra girl found one early this morning behind the ounfò.
It was next to a pair of gentlemen's tennis .
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Ethnée.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard, along with many other garments,
musical instruments and space hoppers.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your foulard
before wearing it in public again ?
Just ask big E for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray and the curry comb.

Louis Henri de Saulces de Freycinet,

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Pint and Prejudice

Oliver Twist of lemon
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Alexandria, an epic film about a bartender from New York.
:woo: Sieur thou art among us once more :adore:

we thank thee for thy wondrous punnage :yay:

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Pint and Prejudice
:rave: can i have scratchings too please ? :girl:

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The Real Inspector of Ale

and its sequel

I Am a CAMRA
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The Gin and Orange of the Species
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The Real Inspector of Ale

and its sequel

I Am a CAMRA

The Gin and Orange of the Species
:woo: full strength punnage Sir Nulli ! :yay:

#2 is outstanding, #3 also :congrats:

the people of Martinique are lovin' it :yep:


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Messieurs, vous avez peut-être égaré votre tennis ?
Big Yveline la copra girl en a trouvé une paire tôt ce matin derrière l'ounfò.
C'était à côté d'un foulard de dame.
Si vous souhaitez récupérer ces objets,
passez simplement à la réception et discutez discrètement avec la grande Ethnée.
Elle s'occupe d'eux dans son armoire spéciale,
avec de nombreux autres vêtements, instruments de musique et trémies spatiales.
Peut-être préféreriez-vous enlever les taches de vos tennis
avant de les porter à nouveau en public ?
Il suffit de demander à Big E de lui prêter son spray Cillit Bang™ et la brosse à récurer robuste

Louis Henri de Saulces de Freycinet,

Sous-directeur adjoint des choses manquantes et que

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have mislaid your tennis ?
Big Yveline the copra girl found a pair early this morning behind the ounfò.
They were next to a lady's foulard .
If you would like to retrieve these items just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Ethnée.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and space hoppers.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your tennis
before wearing them in public again ?
Just ask big E for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray and the sturdy scrubbing brush

Louis Henri de Saulces de Freycinet,

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
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Oliver Twist of lemon
:rave: very zestful Your Ladyship :girl:

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I'm glad the guys' work is noticed. It's a challenging profession. I thought it was easy to make cocktails. So I bought myself a cocktail mixer set and started learning how to make them at home. It takes time and practice to make them well. But it's not the most challenging thing in their profession. Standing a massive amount of time at the bar, chatting with people (sometimes cheeky and drunk) while preparing cocktails. Let's support them and congratulate them on this holiday.
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