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so 4th December is World Wildlife Conservation Day

let us help our fellow creatures with some ecologically sound puns :koala:


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the history of the Great Bustard in this country has not been a glorious one. they were hunted to extinction in the 19th century and only a fragile breeding population of around 100 is being nurtured on Salisbury Plain



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Little Box of Wildlife in a big river
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Pipistrelle My Belle - The Beatles

Badger in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
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Little Box of Wildlife in a big river
:rave: i hope it is watertight tg

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Pipistrelle My Belle - The Beatles

Badger in the Rye - J.D. Salinger :badger:
:woo: these are hilarious Sir J !! :rofl:

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4th December is also the 4 month anniversary of me starting out with the Conservation Volunteering group that I am very happy to be a part of! Once again, another very timely pun thread

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(Most people just say Doc to mean the government's Department of Conservation in New Zealand)

Hansel and Greta - A story about a girl walking through the woods, who comes across a house made of vegan biscuits/cakes/chocolates

Thats totara everything I can think of right now. I was hoping to think of more punnage than that, but hopefully I will get no flax
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Slimbridge over Troubled Water

Children of the Corncrake

Ptarmigan Kangaroo Down Sport
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4th December is also the 4 month anniversary of me starting out with the Conservation Volunteering group that I am very happy to be a part of! Once again, another very timely pun thread

Whats up DoC?
(Most people just say Doc to mean the government's Department of Conservation in New Zealand)

Hansel and Greta - A story about a girl walking through the woods, who comes across a house made of vegan biscuits/cakes/chocolates :rofl:

Thats totara everything I can think of right now. I was hoping to think of more punnage than that, but hopefully I will get no flax
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

you have put on your best pun Kākahu cuz

#2 is a classic :congrats: the evil witch meets Greta... and regretas it immediately :toofunny:

the people of the Greater Antilles are lovin' it

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Señores,
por favor no sequen sus plátanos en los radiadores del vestuario.
Estos frutos de hierbas suculentas pronto atraen a las moscas y eso.
Luego, los pájaros vuelan adentro para darse un festín con los insectos.
Antes de que te des cuenta, el pandemonio ha estallado cuando los pájaros
luchan entre sí y atacan las cortinas con sus patas puntiagudas.
La semana pasada, la gran Shalonna me dijo
que un potro norteño le arrebató las piezas de Reece y se las dio de comer a sus polluelos.
¿Por qué no dejar sus plátanos con el gran Mylandra en la recepción?
Tiene un armario especial para secar hierbas y frutas de árboles.

Bernardino Meneses y Bracamonte

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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your plantains on the changing room radiators.
These succulent herb fruits soon attract flies and that.
Next the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Before you know it pandemonium has broken out
as the birds fight each other and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Shalonna told me
that a Northern Potoo snatched her Reece's Pieces and fed it to its nestlings.
Why not leave your plantains with big Mylandra at reception ?
She has a special cupboard for drying tree herbs and fruit

Bernardino Meneses y Bracamonte

Deputy Assistant Overseer of herb fruits and that
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Slimbridge over Troubled Water

Children of the Corncrake

Ptarmigan Kangaroo Down Sport
:woo: more late night genius from Sir Nulli !! :ahee:

these are all equally delightful :congrats:

the people of the Greater Antilles are spilling their Bilí :yep:

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Señores,
por favor no jueguen tonterías con las señoras de la recepción
cuando se duerman después del almuerzo.
Colocar rodajas de piña en la cabeza es irrespetuoso y antihigiénico.
Además, es posible que la dama tenga una alergia grave a la piña.
Apostar por la cantidad de rebanadas antes de que la dama se despierte
es contrario a la legislación de juego tanto estatal como local.
Consigan una vida pulidores de tortugas.

Maestre de Campo Francisco de Segura Sandoval y Castilla

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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Placing pineapple slices on their head is disrespectful and unhygienic.
Moreover it is possible that the lady may have a severe pineapple allergy.
Betting on the number of slices before the lady wakes up
is contrary to both state and local gambling legislation.
Get a life you turtle polishers.

Maestre de Campo Francisco de Segura Sandoval y Castilla

Deputy Assistant Overseer of staff safety and that
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The Eider Sanction

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Duvets ? I can take them or leave them... Eider way is fine

One way or An Otter... Blondie

Teenage Mutants are Turtley amazing

I'm finished. Alpaca it in with the puns for now.
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The Eider Sanction

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:woo: you are down with the Eiders Sir J !! :ahee:

another medal is winging its way to you :congrats:

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Duvets ? I can take them or leave them... Eider way is fine

One way or An Otter... Blondie

Teenage Mutants are Turtley amazing

I'm finished. Alpaca it in with the puns for now.
:woo: a fine selection of endangered wildlife Sir Meddad ! :yay:

#2 is especially pleasing :congrats:

the people of the Greta Antilles are delighted with your work :yep:

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Señores,
¿acaso han escuchado un rumor de un Jumbee en los vestuarios recientemente?
Si te cruzas con una figura oscura y siniestra vestida con harapos
que susurra en una lengua extraña, no te alarmes.
Probablemente sea uno de los limpiadores.
Para estar seguro, camine tranquilamente hacia la recepción.
Mantenga ambos oídos tapados y cierre el ojo derecho.
Si es posible, arroje un puñado de arroz al suelo frente a la aparición.
Un par de zapatos también lo retrasará.
Una vez que llegue a la recepción, entréguese a la gran Trinique.
Ella es una bruja experimentada que se ocupará de forma segura con el intruso.

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Gentlemen,
perhaps you have heard a rumor of a Jumbee in the changing rooms recently ?
If you come across a dark sinister figure dressed in rags
who whispers in a strange tongue do not be alarmed.
It is probably one of the cleaning guys.
To be on the safe side walk calmly backwards to reception.
Keep both ears covered and close your right eye.
If possible throw a handful of rice on the floor in front of the apparition.
A pair of shoes will also delay him.
Once you reach reception hand over to big Trinique.
She is an experienced bruja who will deal safely with the intruder.

Maestre de Campo Gabriel de Chaves Osorio

Deputy Assistant Overseer of the supernatural and that
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Fauna Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
Peter Panda
Savannah Karenina
The Tiger Sanction
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Fauna Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
Peter Panda
Savannah Karenina
The Tiger Sanction
:rave: well conserved Your Ladyship ! :girl:

The Eiger Sanction gets its second outing today

the people of the Greta Antilles are lovin' it :yep:

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Señoras,
¿tal vez han perdido su Coiffe?
Big Shalonna, la chica de las esponjas,
encontró una esta mañana temprano detrás del cobertizo del barco.
Estaba al lado del Tam de un caballero.
Si desea recuperar este artículo,
vaya a la recepción y charle discretamente con la gran Ornella.
Lo está cuidando en su armario especial,
junto con muchas otras prendas, instrumentos musicales y tambores de acero.
¿Quizás prefiera quitar las manchas de su Coiffe antes de volver a colocarlo?
Pídale a Big O que le preste su spray 2 en 1 Pledge ™
y la almohadilla de brillo de tamaño familiar.

Philibert François Rouxel de Blanchelande

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Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your Coiffe ?
Big Shalonna the sponge girl found one
early this morning behind the boat shed.
It was next to a gentleman's Tam.
If you would like to retrieve this item just pop along to reception
and have a discreet chat with big Ornella.
She is looking after it in her special cupboard,
along with many other garments, musical instruments and steel drums.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains from your Coiffe
before popping it back on again ?
Just ask big O for a lend of her Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray and the family sized brillo pad.

Philibert François Rouxel de Blanchelande

Deputy Assitant Administrator of missing things and that
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