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so December 6th is National Miners' Day in the US& A

let us show these doughty fellows that we dig their work

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Trying to come up with something is like mining for gold🙈
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:woo: good one ROTL :yay:

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Trying to come up with something is like mining for gold🙈
:rave: you could reference drilling.... :girl:

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The Camborne Identity - A badass school of mining wakes up to find it is a humble satellite campus
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the Forces' Sweetheart entertains the troops in a Cornish Tin Mine
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The Camborne Identity - A badass school of mining wakes up to find it is a humble satellite campus
:woo: hehehe Cornwall makes its first appearance :congrats:

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Ore Ore Ore - Andrea True
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Axe Head - r - r - r - room
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I think its better that I get rid of the whole pun instead of just having half a pun
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Axe Head - r - r - r - room
:woo: you have struck a rich seam of punnage Sir Ghostie ! :ahee:

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(Original post by Laurence010401)
A group of miners go to a bowling alley.

I need not finish that sentence, because it is an offensive joke that everyone reading it can probably guess. Apologies for not being able to think of anything better
:woo: kia ora L-dogg ! Kei te pēhea koe ? :beard:

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Ore Ore Ore - Andrea True
:woo: i dig it :ahee:

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(A tour round the Notts coalfield)

Leave it to Beavercotes

One Foot in the Cotgrave

Welbeck of Lonliness

Annesley and the King

Danger Mansfield

Kill Bilsthorpe
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Rock around the Chock - B. Hayley

Puncheon Judy

Mining terms
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(Original post by nulli tertius)
(A tour round the Notts coalfield)

Leave it to Beavercotes

One Foot in the Cotgrave

Welbeck of Lonliness

Annesley and the King

Danger Mansfield

Kill Bilsthorpe
:woo: these are the pits Sir Nulli ! :ahee:

the people of Pit are spilling their Pisco :yep:

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Pit in the region of Pando is a city in Bolivia - some 622 mi or ( 1001 km ) North of Sucre , the country's capital .


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Señores,
por favor no jueguen tonterías con las señoras de la recepción
cuando se duerman después del almuerzo.
Equilibrar mandarinas en la cabeza es irrespetuoso y potencialmente peligroso.
Algunas de las mujeres pueden tener alergias a los cítricos potencialmente mortales.
Apostar por la cantidad de mandarinas antes de que la mujer
se despierte es contrario a las legislaciones de juego tanto estatales como locales.
Consigan una vida, olfateadores de armadillos

Archibaldo Serafín Echeverría

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Gentlemen,
please do not play foolish games with the reception ladies
when they fall asleep after lunch.
Balancing tangerines on their heads is both disrespectful and potentially dangerous.
Some of the ladies may have life threatening citrus allergies.
Betting on the number of tangerines before the lady wakes up
is contrary to both state and local gambling legislations.
Get a life you armadillo sniffers

Archibaldo Serafin Echeverria

Deputy Assistant Manager of staff safety and that
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(Original post by ghostwalker)
Rock around the Chock - B. Hayley

Puncheon Judy

Mining terms
:woo: you have dug up some interesting nuggets for us Sir Ghostie ! :yay:

the people of Pit are clutching their sides :yep:

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Señores,
por favor no sequen sus plátanos en los radiadores del vestuario.
Estos sabrosos bocados atraen a un gran número de moscas y eso.
Pronto, los pájaros vuelan adentro para darse un festín con los insectos.
Entonces es un caos cuando los pájaros luchan entre sí
y atacan las cortinas con sus puntiagudas patas.
La semana pasada, la gran Elbertina, la señora de la limpieza,
me dijo que un pájaro carpintero de cresta pálida
hizo un ruido de tambor en su pata de palo.
¿Por qué no dejar sus plátanos en la recepción cuando llegue?
Big Nelida tiene un armario especial para secar frutas y hierbas tropicales.

Frascuelo Jerrold Guzman

Subgerente Adjunto de Frutas y Hierbas y que

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Gentlemen,
please do not dry your bananas on the changing room radiators.
These tasty morsels attract great numbers of flies and that.
Soon the birds fly indoors to feast on the insects.
Then it is pandemonium as the birds fight each other
and attack the curtains with their pointy feet.
Last week big Elbertina the cleaning lady told me
that a pale-crested woodpecker made a drumming noise on her wooden leg.
Why not leave your bananas at reception when you arrive ?
Big Nelida has a special cupboard for drying tropical fruit and herbs.

Frascuelo Jerrold Guzman

Deputy Assistant Manager of fruit and herbs and that
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:rave: good one kv :girl:

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