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Bottle openers are stupid

I saw a thread saying can openers are stupid and it reminded me of how bottle openers are stupid.

The world would be perfect if they did not exist, they are just so unnecessarily hard to use and i am very tired of asking my friends for help every time I want to drink a j2o šŸ˜
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To quote myself from the other thread:

I always feel like a genius when I log on to TSR, thank you :smile:
Someone needs to create a petition to store drinks in bags, much better.
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Original post by HotIronOnEar
Someone needs to a petition to store drinks in bags, much better.


Go to Canada. They suck their milk from plastic bags :lol:

Original post by Mesopotamian.
To quote myself from the other thread:

I always feel like a genius when I log on to TSR, thank you :smile:


When I wake up and check TSR and find a thread like this, it sure does make it feel that way :lol:

Original post by candyfloss123333
I saw a thread saying can openers are stupid and it reminded me of how bottle openers are stupid.

The world would be perfect if they did not exist, they are just so unnecessarily hard to use and i am very tired of asking my friends for help every time I want to drink a j2o šŸ˜

Alright, so what... use your teeth instead? You'll need dentures in a week :redface:
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So how am I supposed to open my drink
A bad workman always blames his tools :h:
Levee the bottle lid on something.
Original post by Mesopotamian.
To quote myself from the other thread:

I always feel like a genius when I log on to TSR, thank you :smile:

People are geniuses here...
Original post by Callicious
Go to Canada. They suck their milk from plastic bags :lol:

Canadians be like cows.
Original post by Callicious

Alright, so what... use your teeth instead? You'll need dentures in a week :redface:

My eyes are bleeding, how could you do this to me :cry:
Original post by summerbirdreads
People are geniuses here...

Canadians be like cows.

Nah, cows just be like Canadians.
Original post by cleveranimal56
Nah, cows just be like Canadians.

What about Canadian Cows then?
Original post by Mesopotamian.
My eyes are bleeding, how could you do this to me :cry:

The dentist needs to see the ophthalmologist (google is my friend).
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Original post by summerbirdreads
The dentist needs to see the ophthalmologist (google is my friend).

Did you really need Google for that? :laugh:
Original post by Mesopotamian.
My eyes are bleeding, how could you do this to me :cry:

My uncle did this a lot actually (the cap-with-tooth method.)

Bloody awful to watch- he chipped his tooth more than once and ended up with dentures by the age of 60 after neglecting brushing for a few years.

To the end, his teeth resembled a blown-out trench from the Somme.
Original post by Callicious
My uncle did this a lot actually (the cap-with-tooth method.)

Bloody awful to watch- he chipped his tooth more than once and ended up with dentures by the age of 60 after neglecting brushing for a few years.

To the end, his teeth resembled a blown-out trench from the Somme.

This is either a dentistā€™s worst nightmare, or all theyā€™ve dreamt of (if your uncle is loaded).

Although, it is actually one of the main reasons for chipped incisors in adults.
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Original post by Mesopotamian.
Did you really need Google for that? :laugh:

Yeah.. I didn't know ophthalmologist existed on top of my head... I only know about optometrists
Original post by Mesopotamian.
This is either a dentistā€™s worst nightmare, or all theyā€™ve dreamt of (if your uncle is loaded).

Polish farmer with nary a cow to his name. (And that's disregarding his wife.)
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Original post by Mesopotamian.
This is either a dentistā€™s worst nightmare, or all theyā€™ve dreamt of (if your uncle is loaded).

Dentists be greedy like that :biggrin:

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Original post by HotIronOnEar
Someone needs to a petition to store drinks in bags, much better.


Mmmm that sounds very refreshing
Original post by Callicious
Go to Canada. They suck their milk from plastic bags :lol:



When I wake up and check TSR and find a thread like this, it sure does make it feel that way :lol:


Alright, so what... use your teeth instead? You'll need dentures in a week :redface:

My dad's a dentist, if I did that he would probably disown me šŸ˜

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